Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026While on vacation in Provincetown, I spotted the perfect Airbnb for @unicornshawn.bsky.social 2170
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Hope they’re up for a challenge! 😂 #TikTokSawItFirst 1171
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy birthday to my skanky big sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social. 7300
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026So, last year I joined @ccshoreditch.bsky.social and Robert in New Zealand. This year, upon their return, they discovered this. Yes, I am in fact that Black Manhattan drinking Sean 🤯 5361
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Late night in Palm Springs. P.S. The playlist is titled Songs For Staring Out A Window, so… a vibe 221544
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026“I once had to deliver a eulogy... I didn't know what to say so I sang a few lines of Danny Boy” -Moira Rose Well, Catherine, here’s to you. “The summer's gone and all the flowers dying. It's you must go and I must bide” 6656
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I realize all of you back east are dealing with up to 2 feet of snow, but I mean these birds just won’t shut the hell up. So, you know… we all have our struggles. Just kidding, loves, stay warm and safe ❤️ 16931
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I remember the day I walked into that orphanage in Chernobyl and adopted @unicornshawn.bsky.social like it was yesterday. They said he had just about zero chance of living past 5 and although he’s not at all right in the head, here he is still thriving. Think I could sue them? I mean, had I known… 4160
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I cracked myself up with this one 😂 Did y’all know I was on TikTok? @ TikTokGoBoom #TikTokSawItFirst 2100
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It’s a bit nipply outside today. Apparently inside as well 😜 3025911
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/01/2026In the 80s, my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I worked as temps while pursuing our dream of being Rockettes. Our asses were already on the line as neither of us knew how to type, fax or take shorthand, but this incident really sealed the deal. In my defense, the room really did smell like vagina. 3210
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Me and my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social out doing a bit of holiday shopping 10511
Reposted by SeanIgnore That Door (Official Account) @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social · 02/12/2025@bobbyblowjob.bsky.social @unicornshawn.bsky.social youtu.be/c_t0Q4y77FUyoutu.beBobby Blowjob DANCE!YouTube video by Ignore That Door 162
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025This is the best demonstration I’ve seen of how incredible an accomplishment running the New York City Marathon is. I’ve done it twice now… and it still blows my mind. Congratulations to everyone who finished yesterday. You’re amazing. 4290
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Found this clip from when of my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I were in an up and coming girl group called the Monthlies. We were just about to head out on a North American mall tour when we discovered malls don’t exist anymore. Another dream dashed. (how to delete and repost due to miss tag) 10350
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Just remembering that time back in high school when my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I were interviewed by the local news station about what we saw as our futures. #TooFar? 4250
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Sitting next to a red hatter who returned his tray of food… that was described IN DETAIL… because he has a gluten allergy and “there’s nothing on here I can eat”. He then said they “need to be accommodating to people’s dietary restrictions.” Careful, buddy, you’re starting to sound a bit liberal 11390
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I’m at it again! What? I’ve been home almost two weeks. I need a vacation. 121513
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025People after they follow my account for a few daysmedia.tenor.coma man talking to a woman with the words " can 't tell if i 'm turned on or terrified " below himALT: a man talking to a woman with the words " can 't tell if i 'm turned on or terrified " below him 2240
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 02/09/2025On the occasion of our seventh birthday, mother insisted @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I stand for our annual portrait despite the pain of rickets. 9622
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 11/07/2025The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification 2291
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 10/07/2025A little yard work ahead of the humidity #ButchDaddyRealness 111093
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I’ve made a list of what I consider to be the 60 worst songs of the 80s. Shall I start posting?media.tenor.coma man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smilingALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling 12260
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 08/07/2025What a fantastic 2 weeks in Palm Springs. Thanks ❤️ 81504
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Not the last one saying “congratulations” 🤦♂️ jfc #juneteenth 6373
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Me and @unicornshawn.bsky.social in the not so distant future 4202
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Me and my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social giving the absolute minimum. 1s across the board 5350
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Me and my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social in the not so distant future. Obviously I’m the one in pink. 2331
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Pretty damn good turnout for a such a small town. #NoKingsProtest #NoKings 29410
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Can anyone guess what’s driving me crazy about this? 16320
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2025He aimed directly at her. Not a stray bullet. Not a misfire. Not confusion amid chaos. A deliberate and purposeful shot. Every person living in the United States should be very scared right now 65922
Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I had to do it. A bit esoteric, but cheers to those who know it 😂😂😜 4192