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Sean

@itsseansbluesky.bsky.social
2.5K followers 1.1K following 2.7K posts

Let a blessed life be your middle finger -Me. Occasional thirst. Constant snark. Artist, designer… Barbizon graduate 😜 He/Him. LGBTQIA2S+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️BLM

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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I should call him
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
While on vacation in Provincetown, I spotted the perfect Airbnb for @unicornshawn.bsky.social
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I love this photographer 😂😂😬#TikTokSawItFirst
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hope they’re up for a challenge! 😂 #TikTokSawItFirst
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy birthday to my skanky big sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social.
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
So, last year I joined @ccshoreditch.bsky.social and Robert in New Zealand. This year, upon their return, they discovered this. Yes, I am in fact that Black Manhattan drinking Sean 🤯
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Late night in Palm Springs. P.S. The playlist is titled Songs For Staring Out A Window, so… a vibe
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“I once had to deliver a eulogy... I didn't know what to say so I sang a few lines of Danny Boy” -Moira Rose Well, Catherine, here’s to you. “The summer's gone and all the flowers dying. It's you must go and I must bide”
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I realize all of you back east are dealing with up to 2 feet of snow, but I mean these birds just won’t shut the hell up. So, you know… we all have our struggles. Just kidding, loves, stay warm and safe ❤️
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I remember the day I walked into that orphanage in Chernobyl and adopted @unicornshawn.bsky.social like it was yesterday. They said he had just about zero chance of living past 5 and although he’s not at all right in the head, here he is still thriving. Think I could sue them? I mean, had I known…
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I cracked myself up with this one 😂 Did y’all know I was on TikTok? @ TikTokGoBoom #TikTokSawItFirst
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s a bit nipply outside today. Apparently inside as well 😜
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
In the 80s, my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I worked as temps while pursuing our dream of being Rockettes. Our asses were already on the line as neither of us knew how to type, fax or take shorthand, but this incident really sealed the deal. In my defense, the room really did smell like vagina.
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Me entering 2026
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Me and my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social out doing a bit of holiday shopping
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Ignore That Door (Official Account) @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@bobbyblowjob.bsky.social @unicornshawn.bsky.social youtu.be/c_t0Q4y77FU
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Bobby Blowjob DANCE!
YouTube video by Ignore That Door
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Lois Griffin has read my posts.
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is the best demonstration I’ve seen of how incredible an accomplishment running the New York City Marathon is. I’ve done it twice now… and it still blows my mind. Congratulations to everyone who finished yesterday. You’re amazing.
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Back to Palm Springs I go!
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“His famous first attempt” 💀💀💀
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Found this clip from when of my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I were in an up and coming girl group called the Monthlies. We were just about to head out on a North American mall tour when we discovered malls don’t exist anymore. Another dream dashed. (how to delete and repost due to miss tag)
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Just remembering that time back in high school when my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I were interviewed by the local news station about what we saw as our futures. #TooFar?
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sitting next to a red hatter who returned his tray of food… that was described IN DETAIL… because he has a gluten allergy and “there’s nothing on here I can eat”. He then said they “need to be accommodating to people’s dietary restrictions.” Careful, buddy, you’re starting to sound a bit liberal
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’m at it again! What? I’ve been home almost two weeks. I need a vacation.
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
What does it mean if I saw Michael Myers? 😬
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
People after they follow my account for a few days
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a man talking to a woman with the words " can 't tell if i 'm turned on or terrified " below him
ALT: a man talking to a woman with the words " can 't tell if i 'm turned on or terrified " below him
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
On the occasion of our seventh birthday, mother insisted @unicornshawn.bsky.social and I stand for our annual portrait despite the pain of rickets.
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
This is who runs this account
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Wake me in Paris 🇫🇷
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Post a kick ass woman:
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
#MarlboroManRealness
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The reboot we deserve #SabrinaTheMiddleAgedBitch
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A little yard work ahead of the humidity #ButchDaddyRealness
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I’ve made a list of what I consider to be the 60 worst songs of the 80s. Shall I start posting?
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a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
What a fantastic 2 weeks in Palm Springs. Thanks ❤️
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Not the last one saying “congratulations” 🤦‍♂️ jfc #juneteenth
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Taken seconds before having a finger in my ass
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Me and @unicornshawn.bsky.social in the not so distant future
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
What I was making : What I was wearing
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Me and my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social giving the absolute minimum. 1s across the board
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Me and my sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social in the not so distant future. Obviously I’m the one in pink.
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Pretty damn good turnout for a such a small town. #NoKingsProtest #NoKings
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Can anyone guess what’s driving me crazy about this?
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
😂😂😂
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Who’s the goodest puppy? Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
He aimed directly at her. Not a stray bullet. Not a misfire. Not confusion amid chaos. A deliberate and purposeful shot. Every person living in the United States should be very scared right now
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I had to do it. A bit esoteric, but cheers to those who know it 😂😂😜
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Sean @itsseansbluesky.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Apparently, she’s now a lady of (ath)leisure
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