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🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Cis-male. Progress, not perfection. Son. Husband. MoFo Unicorn. QUEER. Pagan. Messy Flirt. He/Him/Bitch/Gurrrrrl #BLM #TLM NSFW 18+

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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 20h
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Miss Piggy in Muppets Pigs In Space
ALT: Miss Piggy in Muppets Pigs In Space
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello lovers.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky season begins.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT STARTS!!!
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is she dead yet?
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being added to a list for being pro-Palestine is a badge of honour Thank you @rosasparkplatz.bsky.social you cunt.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dontcha wish your Clematis Terniflora was hot like mine.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is how i flirt.
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Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) Thirsty in Supernatural
ALT: Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) Thirsty in Supernatural
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop some MAGIC 🪄🔮🖤
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Olivia Newton John: Have To Believe We Are Magic
ALT: Olivia Newton John: Have To Believe We Are Magic
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quote post what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee (Wrong answers only)
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Zack Enjoying Cocktails on the Beach
ALT: Zack Enjoying Cocktails on the Beach
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And ps. As Saint Dolly once said….
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A very happy, first annual 9/25 to all who celebrate. 🦋
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Day 84. Favourite Fingers. - Middle. - Pinky. - Ring. - Thumb. - Pointer.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Earth is healing.
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Starbucks to close another 250 coffeehouses in North America
Starbucks will close 250 underperforming coffeehouses in North America, the company said in a regulatory filing on Thursday, as CEO Brian Niccol deepens his turnaround push to revive sales.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day 83. Favourite (Lucky) Numbers. - 3 - 9 - 33 - 39 - 99 (hm) - 8
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DM in my Tiktok acct. Smell ya later bitches…..
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 82. Favourite Flags. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 (hm) 🏴‍☠️
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Post something stupid from your phone.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Day 81. Favourite Cola Mixer. Southern Comfort. Red Wine. Blackberry Crown Royal. Vanilla Vodka. Cherry Brandy. (hm) Amber Rum.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains.
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The Vicar Of Dibley Britbox
ALT: The Vicar Of Dibley Britbox
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aws #ShortenAFilmOrShow
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not to be that cunt, but… If you need to state the parent’s name of the deceased individual to add context, maybe it’s not the news item you think it is. Sad he’s passed so young, but what does it add to the narrative that his MOTHER’S name comes before him in the article?!?!!??!
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Police investigating death of Cindy Crawford’s son, model Presley Gerber, as ‘suspected overdose’
The son of Cindy Crawford, model Presley Gerber, has died at the age of 27, her representative confirmed to CNN.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Dance Baby Dance
ALT: Dance Baby Dance
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop some FISH 🐠🍣🖤🎣🐡
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Barney Miller Hey
ALT: Barney Miller Hey
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Day 80. Favourite Instruments. Violin. Pipe Organ. Uilleann pipes. Piano. Saxophone. (hm) Bagpipes.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LISTEN. Enough Both Siding shit. PICK. A. DAMN. SIDE. At this point I will respect your choice. I might block your ass. But at least you grew a pair and chose. And since were here… Fuck Israel. Free Palestine. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. BLM. TLM. Salva Ukraini. Don’t like it…
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Scream Queens: There's The Door, Bitch!
ALT: Scream Queens: There's The Door, Bitch!
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post a blonde
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Day 79. Favourite Comic Strips. Calvin & Hobbes. The Far Side. B.C. Peanuts. Cathy. (hm) Frank and Ernest.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me when I think somone is cute but the general audience think the opposite:
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Woman Sticking Tongue Out & Peace Sign
ALT: Woman Sticking Tongue Out & Peace Sign
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drop some DINOSAUR
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Day 78. Favourite Pastimes. Bed-Rotting. Napping. Sleeping. Doom Scrolling. Eating.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What kind of BlueSky account am I? 🤔 1 - Toxic 😡 2 - Mean 😈 3 - Problematic 🤬 4 - Ew 🤮 5 - I have a crush on you💖 6 - Cute 😳 7 - Respectful Person 🤝 8 - I love talking to you 🤩 9 - Funny 😁 10 - Popular 😎 11 - Scared to dm
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Day 77. Favourite places. My bed at home. My bed at the cottage. My gardens at home. My gardens at the cottage. The beach at the cottage. (hm) My mind, when I disassociate.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Nelson Muntz Makes Milhouse Stop Hitting Himself
ALT: Nelson Muntz Makes Milhouse Stop Hitting Himself
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just signed. Pink either is a Unicef Ambassador for ALL children, or none. No some, partial, exception. Fuck Pink.
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Sign the Petition
Remove Pink as a UNICEF Ambassador
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drop some CANDLES 🕯️🖤🎂
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not gonna lie. Would be happy to add 🇪🇺 after 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇨🇦
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Day 76. Favourite Curse words. Fucktard. Motherfucker. Cunt. Douchecanoe. Fucktwit. (hm) Twatwaffle.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So help me, when this ring is complete; I’m jumping in.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The hits keep on hitting…. R.I.P. Cathrine Ringer. (Les Rita Mitsouko). Reunited again with Fred Chichin.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am deceased. DECEASED.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Day 75. Favourite TikTok Fake Profiles to block. Thane Rivers Elon Musk Matt Riff Jake Andrich Sacha Baron Cohen (HM 1) anything with Trump in the name. (HM 2) anything pro-Israel/Anti-Palestine (HM 3) Damn near every ✌🏼Celebrity✌🏼account.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I cant stop watching this.
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🦄 Shawn the Zombicorn 🦄 💀 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇪🇺🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 @unicornshawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva?
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Cyndi Lauper: Redhead Street Dance
ALT: Cyndi Lauper: Redhead Street Dance
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