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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuck. I've been trying to comprehend this all day, and I just can't 😭 I don't want to comprehend it either, because I don't want to believe it 😭 www.allelitewrestling.com/post/all-eli...

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

First time at a cinema since I was in Tasmania. For those keeping track at home, that was three and a half years ago. This should be fun (it's Coyote vs ACME, so I'll be disappointed if it's not)

A photo of an empty cinema and a blank screen

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As someone who honestly could actually care less about the Premier League (I care enough about it to make fun of my friends who love it), I am still peeved at the decision by Spurs to sack Ange after he won them a bloody trophy. The one time they didn't bottle it, they sacked the coach. Insane.

A two-panel photo meme of a cake in the shape of a butt on the top panel under a dress with the caption "Another Spurs loss". The bottom panel is a man with a beard in a suit holding a comically long fork with the caption "Me still bitter about Levy sacking Big Ange"

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At the end of the NPL Women's NSW season, it's Bulls FC Academy who have become back-to-back Champions in First Grade, defeating UNSW. In the U23's, the Western Sydney Wanderers lifted the trophy over the Illawarra Stingrays. Both teams were victorious in a penalty shootout. #NPLWNSW

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm partial to a cheeky punt every now and again, but I feel like this should 100 per cent be illegal. How can someone be allowed to bet on something that they don't actually know what they're betting on?

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I only recognised three, which was more than I was expecting honestly, but still ridiculous.

Principle Skinner from The Simpsons pondering if he is out of touch before declaring it's the children who are wrong with a deadpan expression.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Me watching Melbourne City continue to load up on talented players and build a galácticos squad after the announcement of Jess Nash #ALW #woso

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I had the most adorable cupcake at the Illawarra Stingrays game today. How did I get this cupcake? I had my cheeks swabbed by Stem Cell Donors Australia to try and help Stingrays U14 player Harper Patterson, who needs a stem cell transplant, amongst countless others worldwide.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A slightly obscure reference here, but it's what I do. The name on the contract does say Melbourne...

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There are literally no Socceroos in this photo. One is a Matilda, the other has yet to earn a senior call-up for Australia 🙃

An instagram post from the San Jose Earthquakes showing Sam Kerr in a Gotham kit and Luka Jovanovic in normal clothes as they both hold a jersey adorned with Jovanivic 9 on the back, with the caption "Couple of Socceroos in the Bay 🇦🇺🤝"

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

*insert witty gag here about the leapords eating faces party*

White text on a black background which reads:

Much earlier in the article, we've learned that parents on other teams once looked at Cunningham with suspicion: "Wasn't that Cunningham girl too old? Wasn't she too big? Wasn't she too much?" Her parents brought her birth certificate to games. When the mother of a boy on her soccer team asked Cunningham’s dad to stop his daughter from playing so physically, he told the woman that wasn't going to happen.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Turns out the answer (in person) is zero as I collected my new car today and join the growing brigade of EV drivers. I wasn't entirely sold on an EV at first, but the only way I could afford a new car was cutting my petrol costs to zero. Fair trade off.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Happy St. Swithen's Day to all who celebrate.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

UNSW are hoping to get back on top of the #NPLWNSW table and snap this slump they've been in ahead of Wednesday's Sapphire Cup Final, while Sydney Olympic are here to spoil the party. Join me at 5pm AEDT (12am Pacific time, shoutout to @almostclutch.bsky.social) 📺: www.youtube.com/live/TZWNO67...

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

When you remember Popovic is coaching Australia through to the Asian Cup

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

So the Socceroos are out and Ange has signed with Al Nassr in Saudi?

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Me realising GTA6 is going to cost $130 for a game that doesn't even come with a physical disc.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It's a cold and wet afternoon in Sydney's West, so what better way to spend it than with me on your TV? NPL Men's NSW action is on the way as the Western Sydney Wanderers host Manly United, where both sides need a win to stay in the hunt for Finals. 📺: www.youtube.com/live/pPKxDVP...

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The AFC has had some mixed outings at the Men's World Cup after starting the tournament undefeated.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My two worlds colliding ❤️ Tyler Bischoff on the Round Ball Australia podcast to preview Australia vs USA.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

It's going to be an emotional moment when Indiana Dos Santos takes the field here #NPLWNSW

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Even coming in to year number five of commentary, there's still firsts to be had. Tonight, I commentate for the first time at Marconi Stadium ❤️ #NPLMNSW

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Me like every five minutes in this game #NPLWNSW

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Coaches who swear by playing it out from the back #AUSvMEX

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Two games in one day? Don't mind if I do #NPLWNSW (Not calling this one thankfully. My voice is on its way out)

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

There are currently five Matildas on the field with pink boots on. Four of them are wearing hot pink/highlighter pink boots #AUSvMEX

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Could I get used to a view like this? Absolutely. Will I ever be able to afford a view like this? Probably not 😭 But I'll make the most of it while I've got it on holiday.

A courtyard with palm trees and tables that backs on to a lake.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Pride Month everyone. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Brennan Lee Mulligan saying "it's Pride, bitch"

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Great. I'll just start crying at 12:30am shall I? 😭😭

A tifo at a football game showing Rado Visocic with his son Dario Vidosic, alongside the words Father, Coach, Mentor.

Rado Vidosic passed away earlier this year.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I'm sure everyone is being completely normal about this evenings news.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Adelaide United and Young Matildas goalkeeper Ilona Melegh has been called up to Joe Montemurro's 24-player squad for the two-game June international window against Mexico #woso #ALW

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

It's nice to be at an #NPLWNSW game for the first time in a long time as a spectator and not having to work. Much more relaxing.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The Nix fans know who their hero is right now #ALW #WELvBRI

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This is pretty solid for what it is. Tastes exactly like you would expect a sausage sizzle to taste, but in puff pastry instead of cheap white bread. I'd give it 6.5/10 purely because it has diminishing returns if it's been in the warmer for a couple of hours.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I got snapped in action down in Canberra on Saturday afternoon during the post-game press conferences. Huge thanks to Georgie Lewis for the photos.

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Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I have absolutely no team in this fight as a neutral media member. That being said however, I desperately hope there will be another game at McKellar Park next week #CBRvMVC #ALW

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