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Mr Blue

@itsmrblue.bsky.social
7.5K followers 18K following 139 posts

Horticulturist | Confused | Blue 💙 Follow me, it will be farken fun, i promise! 🤣 🇦🇺

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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Feel pretty, drink coffee 💙
I hope you feel pretty, your coffee tastes good, and something good happens to you today. A photo of a cartoon frog holding a cup of coffee and some flowers.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
is anyone else a bit tired? 💙
From the bottom of my heart I am tired. An image of a skeleton full of flowers being pecked at by a raven.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Be well friends 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Really, You'd fight for a sunset? dunno, sounds hard and mafs is on telly 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i bet Dutton has all these ideas in his noggen that sound brilliant 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
too hard, playing tiktoks is easier 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Australians will believe wot ever the sound bite says on the drive time car radio 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Yea but how cool are nuclear reactors! 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Fake news, IMF needs to be taken down, drain the swamp, Trump coin will be our saviour, or something like that 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ya put ya digits in, ya put ya digits out, you do the hokey pokey, n ya turn around, an that's how i got here nurse, hahaha fark! 🤣
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
wish me luck 🤣
Mrs. Blue ain't home, I'm medicated, and the dog said I can use power tools 🤣
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
the worst 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
thats a long list, but very similar to the blood pressure meds side effects list, everyones different, results may vary 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
TGA regulated S8 meds in 2025, new world innit 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i think the same could be said for prescription pain meds, but always follow ya docs advice 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
True facts 💙
Cannabis no hangover no regrets no victim no crime.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I am delightfully unhinged 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Because wot is normal anyway 💙
A blue photo of a toad flying a biplane while saying I am delightfully unhinged.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Did ya know the aroma of lavender reduces stress, anxiety and depression? Thats why Nana is farken all over it 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i farken luv me lavender 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hoomans, guardians of the tasty snacks 💙
This is a cartoon photo of a Speedy boy dog, also known as a greyhound, he's saying I see you seem to be enjoying a tasty snack and yet I have no such tasty snack. Title of the artwork is humans guardians of the tasty snacks.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Historical facts 💙
Cannabis historical fact. Cannabis was America's number one analgesic for 60 years before the rediscovery of aspirin around 1900. From 1842-1900 cannabis made up nearly half of all medicine sold were virtually no fear of its high.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just say NO to drugs 🤣
A photo of a man standing over a bag of marijuana. The bag of marijuana is saying to the man "how about you leave some for tomorrow?" The man replies sternly, NO.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Sorry not sorry 🤣
I accidentally woke up sexy and smart.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Yes, yes i am! 🤣
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
G'day and welcome to the farken Blueskys 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Happy Farken Monday 💙
Dance like everyone else can go fark themselves.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Farken 💙 me dog.
A cartoon photo of a woman hugging her dog the woman says in a speech bubble I can't move there's a dog on me, to which the dog replies in a speech bubble I can't move there's a person on me, the photo is titled And so they stayed.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Basement bangas 💙
Mr Blue's gloved hand is holding a music CD, titled Basement Jaxx "where is your head at" a proper farken banga.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Kids fireworks on at 9, me teeth brushed and in bed by 10 😂
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Happy New Year i will be in bed 😂
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas 💙
Merry farken Christmas, have a bonza day.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tis the farken season 💙
The griswolds on vacation, Middle finger up, merry farken Christmas!
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Farken oath! 🤣
The blue paint section at the big green shed, the sign says "i am the most popular blue".
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Straya in a photo 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
thats Chrissy sorted! 😂
Outdoor wine rack, $84.30, from the big green shed, a hills hoist.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Protect the hoomans 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
i am neither shocked nor disappointed, i am just tired 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
good on you for getting there in da end 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i choose to care for me 💙
Your ability to feel other people's pain doesn't mean it's your responsibility to fix it, Blue love heart.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Do a farken kickflip!
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Nuclear shadow, Cathy Wilcox.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
no thanks!
Cartoon of Peter Dutton pushing a nuclear power plant, so that the shadow falls over a family home.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
i am the one standing on a chair screaming for Mrs Blue to save me 😂
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
they see me rolling...
A fat cat being rolled over by human hands.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Blue lemonade punch #legalise #cannabis
Blue lemonade punch cannabis plant.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
What kind of car does a dog drive? 😂
What kind of car does a dog drive? A Fur-rari! 😂
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
no thanks! 😂
Breaking news, virus samples go missing from Qld lab in a major biosecurity breach. Cancel 2025, fark!
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