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Mr Blue

@itsmrblue.bsky.social
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Horticulturist | Confused | Blue 💙 Follow me, it will be farken fun, i promise! 🤣 🇦🇺

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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Feel pretty, drink coffee 💙
I hope you feel pretty, your coffee tastes good, and something good happens to you today. A photo of a cartoon frog holding a cup of coffee and some flowers.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
is anyone else a bit tired? 💙
From the bottom of my heart I am tired. An image of a skeleton full of flowers being pecked at by a raven.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
wish me luck 🤣
Mrs. Blue ain't home, I'm medicated, and the dog said I can use power tools 🤣
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
True facts 💙
Cannabis no hangover no regrets no victim no crime.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Because wot is normal anyway 💙
A blue photo of a toad flying a biplane while saying I am delightfully unhinged.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i farken luv me lavender 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hoomans, guardians of the tasty snacks 💙
This is a cartoon photo of a Speedy boy dog, also known as a greyhound, he's saying I see you seem to be enjoying a tasty snack and yet I have no such tasty snack. Title of the artwork is humans guardians of the tasty snacks.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Historical facts 💙
Cannabis historical fact. Cannabis was America's number one analgesic for 60 years before the rediscovery of aspirin around 1900. From 1842-1900 cannabis made up nearly half of all medicine sold were virtually no fear of its high.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just say NO to drugs 🤣
A photo of a man standing over a bag of marijuana. The bag of marijuana is saying to the man "how about you leave some for tomorrow?" The man replies sternly, NO.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Sorry not sorry 🤣
I accidentally woke up sexy and smart.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Yes, yes i am! 🤣
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Happy Farken Monday 💙
Dance like everyone else can go fark themselves.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Farken 💙 me dog.
A cartoon photo of a woman hugging her dog the woman says in a speech bubble I can't move there's a dog on me, to which the dog replies in a speech bubble I can't move there's a person on me, the photo is titled And so they stayed.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Basement bangas 💙
Mr Blue's gloved hand is holding a music CD, titled Basement Jaxx "where is your head at" a proper farken banga.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Happy New Year i will be in bed 😂
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas 💙
Merry farken Christmas, have a bonza day.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tis the farken season 💙
The griswolds on vacation, Middle finger up, merry farken Christmas!
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Farken oath! 🤣
The blue paint section at the big green shed, the sign says "i am the most popular blue".
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
thats Chrissy sorted! 😂
Outdoor wine rack, $84.30, from the big green shed, a hills hoist.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Protect the hoomans 💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i choose to care for me 💙
Your ability to feel other people's pain doesn't mean it's your responsibility to fix it, Blue love heart.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
no thanks!
Cartoon of Peter Dutton pushing a nuclear power plant, so that the shadow falls over a family home.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
💙
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
i am the one standing on a chair screaming for Mrs Blue to save me 😂
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
they see me rolling...
A fat cat being rolled over by human hands.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Blue lemonade punch #legalise #cannabis
Blue lemonade punch cannabis plant.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
What kind of car does a dog drive? 😂
What kind of car does a dog drive? A Fur-rari! 😂
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
no thanks! 😂
Breaking news, virus samples go missing from Qld lab in a major biosecurity breach. Cancel 2025, fark!
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
the weather's cooked
Important weather update. Rain possible anywhere from 0 to 145 ml, maybe. Could start at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 o clock. Maybe today or maybe not, possibly none.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is what white privilege looks like
White privilege
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
still farken slaps 💙
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, thrift shop. This is the title of the album, on the front cover is a photo of Macklemore and Ryan on scooters and roller skates, along with a crowd of farken enthusiastic hipster twats.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i am devastated 😂
To the disappointment of many Australians, Raygun the musical has been cancelled. Thoughts and prayers.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Emotional support dog 💙
An emotional support dog pouring a glass of wine for its owner.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Laundry can wait 💙
I don't care what people think of me, I'm busy. I've got magical shit to do. And laundry, I need to do laundry as well. Blue love heart.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Deal with it.
Caption reads, Dog snob. " A person who would rather spend time with dogs than people."
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Merry Christmas! 💙
Empty fridges at Woolworth's supermarket. The sign reads "Merry Christmas!"
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Art. 💙
A large blue banana is poking out the glory hole, a crowd dressed in business attire watch on in anticipation, art.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
That's Christmas sorted! 😂
A photo of blue pajama pants with cute cartoon ducks on them.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird. 💙
Life is too short to be normal, stay weird. 
Photo of a couple holding hands while watching the sunset. One is wearing a rubber unicorn face mask, the other is wearing a rubber horse mask.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It's important to be kind 💙
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. Instead of saying fark off, ask, how can I help you to fark off?, be kind.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
From Little things, big things grow, Nfsot Fepo 💙
A cannabis seed soaking in a shot glass of water, sprouting its tap root.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Tis the season 🫠
An image showing before and after of what anxiety looks like, before in November and now in December, anxiety wrapped in Christmas lights.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Farken luv this dog 💙
Farken luv this dog.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Stay toasty! 💙
Caption: Stay toasty. A drawing of a redhead woman, lighting up a joint.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is interesting, get ya read on!
nccih.nih.gov
When Taken Orally, Δ9-Tetrahydrocannabinol With Cannabidiol Can Result in Stronger Drug Effects Than Δ9-Tetrahydrocannabinol Alone
Findings from a new study suggest that oral ingestion of cannabidiol (CBD) can inhibit the metabolism of Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol (Δ9-THC) and lead to stronger drug effects than oral ingestion of Δ9-TH...
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Instructions unclear, off to hose out the van! 😂
Image 1. A workman says to the other, "I need to walk into town and find a bathroom, I'm dying for a poop" the other workman replies "take my keys and go in the van".

Image 2. The first workman is pictured pooping inside said van. 

Caption: instructions unclear
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They see me rollin', they hatin!
Caption: They see me rollin', they hatin. 
Image: two hands rolling a cannabis joint.
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Legalise blue buckets! 💙
A green cannabis plant growing out the top of a blue bucket. The caption reads "legalise blue buckets".
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Mr Blue @itsmrblue.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Free the plant. 🌿
Free the plant, legalise cannabis Australia.
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