Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 10hIndiana football potentially with back to back top 5 picks, what is happening 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 15hI’m just going to say it, the Nobel Committee missed with this year’s award 020
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yankees fans interfering with a ball in play? First I’ve heard of this. 1677
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mediocre, slow, dull, mooching off the goodwill of the 2016 team. That’s Cub. 130
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I cannot believe Jed brought up Happ’s eye thing. Does the entire organization believe in alchemy too? 020
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Look, I know his OPS declined precipitously after 2018, but I don’t think that makes him a mon… oooh, Scooter Braun, not Gennet 020
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think we as a society just need to sit back, relax, and listen to the Decembrists classic indie folk album The Crane Wife 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No long distance calls, George isn’t going to pay 5 cents a minute 021
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Probably not great that the Bears offense can easily move down the field, but then can’t gain 1 foot once they’re near the goal line 110
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cool, we can add “guy with an oddly specific and emotional beef with MLB’s Statcast data formatting” to our list of Bluesky Guys 1200
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“You’re not an AI influencer, Pope. How many models do you run?”, I say Suddenly my vision snaps into view. I’m wearing a hair shirt, the harsh winter wind blows on my skin, and I’m supplicating myself to His Holiness Pope Gregory VII. I’m Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV outside Canossa. 153
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Look Dave, I’m just saying they’re playing with house money right now” 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Only on the Bake Off can you hear from the baker who’s dedicating his chocolate cookies to his pygmy goat who got asthma and died 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The college group chat has begun to Remember Some 90s Baseball Guys. Current list of Guys Remembered: Mark Grace Glenallen Hill Pat Listach Delino DeShields Jay Bell Chris Sabo Jay Bell Jose Hernandez Ron Karkovice Carlos Baerga Terry Mulholland Paul Quantrill 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One day you’re young and vibrant, and the next day Reddit suggests you join the Chicago birding subreddit 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve been told that Hartshorn is the next coming of Kris Bryant, so everything is good 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At least this was Happ’s last game with the team, right? Right?? 110
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thomas and Alito: “Historically, ‘cruel and unusual’ only meant when the executioner took more than 5 swings with the axe. This obscure monograph from Restoration England is instructive…” 040
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good thing they kept Taylor on the bench all series, can’t keep Happ out of the lineup 120
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Since Jed took over as president of baseball operations in 2021, the Cubs are 492-480, and they’ve made the playoffs twice in those six years 363
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t wait to see half the lineup give up and PCA try to hit the ball to mars now 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The inventor of the Super Soaker got $73 million from Hasbro, which seems far too low 1221
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chicago Cubs Base Ball soonstatic.klipy.comLt Dan's Sad New Year's EveALT: Lt Dan's Sad New Year's Eve 120
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New image demonstrating the subjective nature of human vision and perception just dropped 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The cubs front office is a jobs program for over privileged, mediocre white guys 0211
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Happ will break up the no hitter in the 8th when they’re down 7-0 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I imagine the Cubs pitch lab is just Carter blankly watching the players throw and saying “looks good” 040
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Cubs give up a couple quick home runs in the first inning, which means the offense will roll over all game 120
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Cubs’ bullpen in the playoffs?static.klipy.comMichael Scott: Ready To Get Hurt Again MemeALT: Michael Scott: Ready To Get Hurt Again Meme 010
