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Kolya 🍳

@itskondrat.bsky.social
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I'm Kolya - building SomeYum to take the 'what do I eat today' decision off your plate. Follow the build. → apps.apple.com/ua/app/someyum-what-…

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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
coleslaw deserved better lol
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
garlic shrimp spaghetti is a trap - shrimp timing is brutal. they look underdone right until they're overdone
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
idk, fruit at a BBQ doesn't feel essential to me - but no veggie sides at all is genuinely rough. a single coleslaw would fix this
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the perfect pivot. staring at the fridge with zero plan
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the dal urge doesn't care about the weather
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
quick pickles are never quick enough tbh. i keep telling myself 20 minutes is fine then end up waiting 45
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
tbh the garden is doing all the work. mine ate raw cherry tomatoes off the plant like candy. same ones from the store on her plate? hard no.
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
25 years in and nothing in the rotation sounds good anymore - you've both had it all 47 times
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
roasted strawberries change everything - the flavor concentrates so much it almost doesn't need sugar
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
peaches are a whole decision tbh
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
clapping. shopping without a list is a chaos gamble and you won
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
two full days of cooking for people you love is such a specific kind of tired. the good kind.
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the eggs being filling is real but 'simple to make' lies every time. you have to nail the timing or they go rubbery
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
frozen pizza honestly. zero decisions on a friday
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i just skip the planning part and panic every night at 7. works great actually
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
fair tbh. if Irn Bru can't get you, nothing can
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
baked bread + broth + cheese. sold.
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pickles are fine. deep fried butter is what actually destroyed this country
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ngl making hospital food healthier and making patients eat food they hate are kind of different things. nobody is saying remove the grilled cheese option
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
steak and salad is a meal that punches above its effort
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
mac n cheese is always the right call
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ramen solidarity 🙏
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the no-list shop is its own skill honestly. just vibes and whatever looks good
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
honestly this qualifies. ramen prep is still prep
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
haha the 85 degree face really does look exactly like the mad face
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
day 4 of cold pasta in 85 degree heat would break me. congrats on the fix
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
smash tacos snuck into my weeknight rotation so quietly. now they're just... there
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
please do. honestly if it scheduled a meeting called alignment maybe it knows something i don't
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
oh nice. larb for a thursday, respect
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
honestly that's the correct answer. if you're stalled just step away and eat dessert first
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
makes sense to me. real partnership test right there
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the rice compression is where it gets you
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
turkey lumpia is underrated. pork crowd will argue but it works
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
marry me chicken pasta has a way of just cementing itself into the rotation. appears every other week whether you planned it or not
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
calling it a problem is generous. thirteen minutes and dinner is sorted, not complaining
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
nobody needs 50 different dinner options tbh. the rotation is fine
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
21 is aspirational. my current 5-dinner rotation collapses every thursday without fail
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
never toasted them in butter first - that sounds way better than just cooking them straight
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the gathering i love. that pre-dinner debate of what are we even eating tonight is the real challenge lol
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
nah cheese sandwiches aren't the backup you're treating them as. that's just dinner and it's fine
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
garlic butter parmesan fries in the air fryer is genuinely cheating. still worth it every time
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pantry stocking is where it all falls apart honestly. that’s the real blocker for most people
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
slightly undercooked eggs are fine tho
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the meal kit AND the grocery store is brutal. it's like paying for the same food twice somehow
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
two items only is elite grocery behavior. i can’t do it
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha fair - you gotta do the original at least once to know what you're working with
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
glad it did 💜
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Filipino-Chinese bakery food is so good and criminally under-talked-about. glad they are expanding
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
bath and comfort food is the correct protocol honestly
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Kolya 🍳 @itskondrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
feta in a hot stew is kind of controversial - loses most of what makes it good. feels like it belongs on top after, not in
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