iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

They're looking at me like it's my turn

Some goldenrod bloomed in my wild ass back yard so I'm out here watching the bees and the monarch butterflies swarming around

000

These onions don't taste anything like caramel

000

Lesser Keys of Solomon should have a gatcha-based mobile game

3320

They should make a law that geekbars have to last a week

000

Kingdom hearts really has the best cutscenes. At least the Disney ones, I usually skip it if there are too many anime people or mickey mouse

Did you just say the Ed word?!

60 years late to the party but damn Eric Burdon's solo stuff is CRAZY, truly an Animal

Anybody wanna completely rip off the Rolling Stones' music and tour and get drunk all the time? there's already pink floyd and led zeppelin rip offs, at least this would be fun

000

They definitely plugged Smith's texts into an AI and told it to find an accusation to bring, I don't believe they thought of this themselves and they were too dense to realize it was faulty info

000

It's also getting a bit lost that Smith was getting grilled about subpoenas for phone records and the big gotcha was "hey we got access to your text messages without your knowledge"

020

Broken clocks tend to be wrong most of the time

000

Love when Klobuchar called him out on her time and he's like "oh okay, we're just gonna dunk on me now I guess"

150

Conspiracy peddling swatted down in real-time love to see it!

011

Everyone mad about selling arms to China because they haven't considered it would be a bad look to give arms to Iran directly

001

I mostly travel to Tennessee and North Carolina fwiw

Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every time I stay in a hotel the TV has family guy and it's an all-racist episode marathon for some reason.

110

Everyone's upset about the Wolverine game but I think it's about time we had a proper sequel to Dog's Life for PS2

000

Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The pope is set to bless the 'Cane' from the story of Cane and Able

000

Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bind him with enchanted mithril chains in the heart of a volcano for 1000 millenia

030

Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gives me an idea, maybe trump should go to iran

0100

As much time as he spends in florida, he's still a New Yorker and if he ever wants to go back after his term he has to play nice

000

Eating a rotisserie chicken freak style (ass first)

000

My friend at the FBI said they had to put litter boxes in all the meeting rooms so the agents would stop shitting and pissing on the floor

000

Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My body is a machine that turns corn on the cob into corn off the cob

000

Ordered a messy burger so I went ahead and shaved my face to save me some trouble

000

Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sometimes my room gets a little too hot and I remember I'm playing a new game and I never changed the settings and it's running at 4k unlocked frames just cooking me alive

000

Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Seeing all these crafting survival games leave early access at the same time is beautiful, like the end of a 10-year long era of stagnant video game development being shattered, an ancient curse dispelled