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garrett hohendorf

@itsgarrett.bsky.social
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not a piece of shit?

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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ethered
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s throw it short of the sticks on 4th and game. Brilliant.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Insufferable tonight. Esp Chris.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe my fav ep. Kudos to you both.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She also taught my 4 year old more than my dumb ass ever could as a first time dad so I’ll stan for her whenever possible.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Truth
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Miss Rachel is the realest of reals and gives no fucks what people think.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Preach sis
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Absolute oblivious micro brained dumb fuck
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Does this man carry dice in his pocket by any chance?
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My man looks like Babe Ruth’s baseball glove
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
3 points, 1 rebound
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sinks are also nasty as fuck. Simply buy another vehicle.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yep! And strict hours/OT.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I figured it was union related when he asked for a tripod
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wake up bitch you’re my new best friend
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Brain dead ass honkys
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That dimension is protected by HIPAA
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/07/2026
remembering that time when gretchen whitmer went to meet at the oval office with trump
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s fucking insane
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As are hers
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/07/2026
It is political malpractice for Democratic senators to be helping Trump fill judicial vacancies four months before the midterms. Completely unserious people.
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I Am Begging Senate Democrats to Do Anything Other Than Help Confirm Trump Judges
Four months before the 2026 midterms, three Democratic lawmakers have decided to give a historically unpopular president a little boost.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Could have made bank if I listened to a random 10 year old on local Philly news saying LBJ’s daughter had tours set up at nearby private schools.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good luck with the salad
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Garbagio
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Internationally, too. I work on a tv show with a lot of young people from across the globe and both men and women follow him on the sites. It’s sad.
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ACTCostumes @actcostumes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After finishing "Torn Apart" by Dorothy Roberts and the white supremacist technofascists forcing AI and attempting to profit, it's speeding up the process of destroying black and brown families and allowing more child abuse through tech. Fucking gross.
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
three star yelp review from 2015. "i got stabbed here. the food was fresh and drinks were tasty but i got stabbed here. would consider going back."
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Also a strong point!
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Let’s get all the recent ass beating folks, (Jason Bourne, reacher, extraction hemsworth) into a tourney/poll
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
True. This is a tough one.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nope. Don’t F with someone’s dog. JW for the win.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The documents that Trump released and endorsed clearly validate and detail a massive Russian intelligence service operation to elect Donald Trump of which he and his entourage were aware and in which they knowingly participated. Russiagate is real, we learn.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Absolute whiff
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
BUY
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Then there’s Duren.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Well I promise he’ll call someone a thug and pretend like it’s not racially charged.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Makes sense.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That makes sense in terms of niche sports. But what about the biggest sports in the world? Basketball, football, soccer, hockey, baseball? Feels like it’s great for more niche sports where the $ being pumped into it is just different. Idk just asking honestly.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
But the US just won hockey so doesn’t that detract from her argument? I’m conflicted here. (And god speed on the youth hockey journey. Grew up in a hockey obsessed area so I recognize the pain.)
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Audition
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My dogs are straight up not having a good time. And thus, neither am I.
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“I’m Dave Portnoy.”
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Saw that!
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garrett hohendorf @itsgarrett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sounds like a piece of shit to me!
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