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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as corny as it sounds i love voting. i fucking love it. oh so the government is asking who im picking? let’s go. marsha blackburn? not that piece of shit. phuck her back to the pharmaceutical companies who own her. not that haggerty asshole. fuck that guy too. feeling pretty fucking american today
Ballot envelope
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are so many women talking about Jane Doe? Because we know what it feels like to be her. To have a man cross a line —
and have other men & complicit women stand by and say nothing. We see her: We are her.
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when this crew rolled up on my grandma’s tv during a tbs movie marathon
the carnival parade of something wicked this way comes
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fucking assholes
screenshot of the overseas mail in ballot as unavailable
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
getting my huzbin in the game this halloween
cheesy couple costumes of Aladdin & jasmine where the magic carpet looks like a bath towel
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tamra is so fucking funny making this face after hearing that guy describe his dick as a coke can #amen #rhoc
tamra judge making a stank face
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me & this model from zara bout to start some shit up in our blouses
angry looking waif in a pussy bow blouse in
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
happy #caturday from this himbo
black fuzzy cat laying on his back with vacant expression
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my dad’s up awake & informed
text conversation:

Dad:Putin and Trump have bombs that can kill everyone now. AI is going to kill us.

Me: Welp, a very good morning to you too! Love you.

Dad: Nuts. Rain here.
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
no son you ain’t ready for spanish burger chains
a burger ad for chivuos that says ‘beef the fuck up’
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
she dedicated so much of her heart & fortune to eastern tn & cared for the people like no other it’s a good time to rename this bridge after Dolly
French broad river bridge sign named after Trump
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
me trying to have a nice time at the beach. happy end of summer 🌞
angry little frog buried in the dirt’s very round frog with tiny butt sprawled out on her stomach
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
me when i get into horses later in life
magnificent mohawked armored person riding a giant armored black horse
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
tfw you want to go pee but you have kids
a giant l rainbow care bear squish mellow stuffed animal smiling on the toilet
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light
picture of a taylor farms veggie tray
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
53 years later reliving this shit
page 372 of fear & loathing on the campaign trail
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
tfw the menu is talking shit
salad called “chopped greek peasant”
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
good work shit bags
the reflecting pool with no water
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yup that’s how i’ll remember him
NY Post article on Charlie Kirk’s freedom statue showing a pic of the hideous statue will yellowish face & diminutive body where someone commented ‘all jokes aside this statue looks like dog shit’
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
7yo started messaging me
Text chain that’s a series of the word mom
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
woof seems legit
iq test that article that say trumps iq is 73
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
verify your age when i saw the drugs on ‘just say no’ episode of punky brewster i thought they looked awesome
brightly colored assortment of pills & a couple tightly rolled joints in front of a boombox & hand with several metallic colored bracelets from the drugs episode of punky Brewster
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
mood
Painting of Woman in Victorian dress rolling a man curled in a perfect circle with a broom as to get him away from her
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
lost my good boy today 💔 will miss him waiting for me
Deerhound waiting outside at the top of the stairs with one ear perked
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
feel like i need to start framing this triple a junk mail & putting it with my diplomas
a college diploma looking junk mail advertisement with a fancy green border
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
fucking french
a guy perched in a super squat on a bench smoking & talking on the phone on the streets of Paris
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
what exactly are we doing here because it’s not over easy with hot sauce? fucking french
Destroyed eggs sitting in egg cups
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
idk why i think this is funny everytime
a couple looking at a full moon saying it’s a perfect time for a werewolf to come out

& a werewolf coming over saying im gay
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the rest of the gamgee family is extremely disappointed in their cowardly disloyal cousin #midwestwilson #summerhouse
samwise gamgee hobbit from lord of the rings smoking a pipe
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
keeps getting younger by swallowing old versions of himself
Trump leaning forward with his turkey gullet inflamed & the kind of mullet where it’s balding geriatric in the front neglected geriatric in the back. His signature orange makeup patchy as hell
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
king, are you going to break down these menswear looks from #desibling
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
spain delivers both grandma’s snail AND dem feets
A bowl of snails in sauce listed as grandmas snails for 8.50 euA plate of meat on a bone of some sort listed as Minister’s feet for 6.20eu
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the guys redoing our house called to ask me if this snake was mine. no this snake is of the earth, but love they think im cool enough to have a bathroom snake
brown snake curled up in the corner of an old bathroom
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
are we going to talk about this bed or what #rhori
Real housewives of Rhode Island Liz sitting on a wooden bed painted black with carvings of what looks to be some ceremony with soldiers riding waves to give gifts to a naked goddess figure with big tiggies
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
i mean yeah probably & it pains me because being from kentucky
ad for Koreans Do It Better fried chicken
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
ulysses being a weird guy #caturday
grey cat sitting awkwardly on a fencegrey cat sitting awkwardly on a fence staring a hole through the camera
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
hector del gato on this lazy ass #caturday
black kitten yawning
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
crosshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
hello clarice #caturday
Stripped cat waiting to come in behind a glad window
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
hackey cat #caturday
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
this is how much money marjorie taylor greene made during the time she was trump’s junkyard dog & whatever she’s angling at now is a continuation of grift
Her statement dumping Trump joining the anti Israeli conservatives Her net worth jumped from 700k to between 22-25milliion
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
an oldie but a goodie
dead rabbit road kill with an Easter basket smashed beside it
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
back to back posts pretty much sum it up
Trump posts something wildly stupid marking his decline & the next post says we’re also losing the shitposting war
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
looks like sturgill made make america fuk again to fuk a system he usually gets fuked by
Johnny Blue Skies/Sturgill Simpson number one on iTunes after his number 3 billboard drop of physical release only
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
guys the italian ski instructor isn’t using polls because he’s teaching my boiz how to ski with his hands
Ski instructor on bunny slope using his hands to make a wedge shape for stopping
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
people are suffering beyond our human imagination but somehow money is real while also made up & meaningless & i want to get off this ride
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
spain getting zero reviews on this raw dog food product
The dogfood is called BARF
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
happy new kitten #caturday what’s my name(
3 month old black main coin kitten in fur blankets looking at the camera 3 month old black main coin kitten in fur blankets asleep
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
their sneaks
High heeled sneakers
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
gym fits in spain hit different
A think body older man with no shirt exposing a wealth of back hair, dress slacks & no shoes scratching his own back with his thumb stairing at gym equipment
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