calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025cracked two puerto rican roommates at the same time, never kill yourselfmedia.tenor.coma woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling and waving her hands .ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling and waving her hands . 1131
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025decided to go on an actual date and he turned out to be a catfish…… 030
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025hookup culture is so exhausting, i’m ready to settle down with a MAN 070
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025my closest coworker is an adorable 5’1” puerto rican man who casually slurs me during every convo 😭 110
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025you and your friend are going to be pleased as hell 🙂↕️ 110
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025i was literally calling out your name, you didn’t hear me? 000
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025made out with like 7 guys and a deaf girl at the club last night 170
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025accidentally bought a bag of moldy onions from ALDI today 030
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025chicken tikka masala & garlic naan on its way to my house !! 0101
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025these books are so good!!!! they add so much more depth if you’ve already seen the show. have fun :)) 010
Reposted by calvin 🦦Liz 🏳️⚧️ (girl enjoyer) @secreteraliz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025In stead of feeling bad about my self im thinking about how hot i am 5545
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025merry dickmas, i mean happy hole-idays, i mean fappy hanukkah 070
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025hiiiimedia.tenor.coma woman wearing a wig and earrings is smiling and touching her hair .ALT: a woman wearing a wig and earrings is smiling and touching her hair . 010
Reposted by calvin 🦦t⋆˙⟡ @carameldluxx.bsky.social · 02/12/2025it’s probably my daddy issues but that dopamine hit from a man expressing any form of interest in you >>> 2253
calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025nurse called me ‘skinny minnie’ after taking my weight today which i’m sure violates some law but idgafmedia.tenor.coma woman with long hair is making a funny face while wearing a floral dress .ALT: a woman with long hair is making a funny face while wearing a floral dress . 030
