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calvin 🦦

@itscalvin.bsky.social
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23 🔞nsfw pokémon & gym people usually tell me i look like shalissa

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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
cracked two puerto rican roommates at the same time, never kill yourself
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a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling and waving her hands .
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
decided to go on an actual date and he turned out to be a catfish……
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
hookup culture is so exhausting, i’m ready to settle down with a MAN
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
plant daddy 🪴
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#fcf to those who celebrate
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
it just slipped out
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
hi gay
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i got some boy pussy!!
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
need boy pussy now
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
made out with like 7 guys and a deaf girl at the club last night
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
accidentally bought a bag of moldy onions from ALDI today
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
did someone say #fcf
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
chicken tikka masala & garlic naan on its way to my house !!
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
did someone say #fcf
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Liz 🏳️‍⚧️ (girl enjoyer) @secreteraliz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
In stead of feeling bad about my self im thinking about how hot i am
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
just hangin out
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
my boss just told me ‘good job’ and tapped my ass
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
just hangin out
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
merry dickmas, i mean happy hole-idays, i mean fappy hanukkah
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
need a cuddle buddy
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
a top with a bottom’s ass
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i’m assembling a team…
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
do not put me on aux lmfao
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t⋆˙⟡ @carameldluxx.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
it’s probably my daddy issues but that dopamine hit from a man expressing any form of interest in you >>>
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
nurse called me ‘skinny minnie’ after taking my weight today which i’m sure violates some law but idgaf
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
need a cuddle buddy
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
nap time
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
i think i broke my cat y’all
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
just got an offer from my job for a permanent full-time position
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
pov: i grip your hair while you give me head
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
pov: i grip your hair while you give me head
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
FINALLY getting over this cold
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
this is my first thanksgiving without my family’s soul food. time to kill myself
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
reskeet with your top 4 sinnoh pokémon the best generation ever 🫣
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
me and who
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
reskeet with your top 4 johto pokemon in the top two gens hands down
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
some head before bed?
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
some head before bed?
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
keep forgetting this is my desktop background & i almost die every time every time i turn it on
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
only two hours left of work y’all
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i’m clearly very excited for #fcf
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i’m clearly very excited for #fcf
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
just worked smarter not harder
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
to thank ariana is to erase cynthia
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i need this song injected into my veins music.apple.com/us/album/day...
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Daydream by MISAMO on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 2:45
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calvin 🦦 @itscalvin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
planet fitness? yeah, plan on fittin this dick in your mouth
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jeddy @jedd-y.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i swear this app is too addicting
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