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i'm going to be a homer type figure in the post-apocalypse, but i'll recite some heinous 2021 covid slop era romantasy by memory and do all the voices like they're simpsons characters

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 30/09/2026

@meatcvnt.bsky.social and i got to talk with the pilots and hangout in the cockpit of a 757 while boarding today. we got the ACARs, METARs, and the flight plan, AND cards and wings!!!

selfie of Juni and Maya in airplane seats holding up trading cards and printouts of the fligh plan, metars, and acars

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 29/09/2026

nothing’s quite pickled like post watergate dick nixon

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 29/09/2026

I love that cabinet when I go past it! They're cooking up some good hybrids.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 28/09/2026

I didn't register the headline because I didn't even know his real name. Always kept that side close to the chest.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 27/09/2026

professors of the world, you cannot do a lecture about spelling and grammar when your spelling is bad and you clearly do not reread what you write in course materials.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/09/2026

I'm surprised this isn't just 40 incomprehensible hashtags human centipeded together

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/09/2026

the AI tokens burned per minute of podcast is incredible on this one

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/09/2026

'so you're rob schneider?'

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/09/2026

it's generally in this school of refereeing, which incorporates a corpus of common law and precedent, unlike napoleonic improvements which only have full force in college football played in Louisiana www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mJB...

youtube.com

You Can't Do That - 10 - 5 - 13 - Shawn Horcoff

YouTube video by Andy Channel

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/09/2026

majoring in urban planning

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/09/2026

the edgefield is perhaps america's greatest example of combining beautiful scenery with unbeatable musician lineups into one horrifying nightmare of a venue

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/09/2026

Cañada: Mesa College of San Mateo: Mesa Foothill: Hill Portland CC: 1 hill, 1 mesa, 2 not otherwise specified

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/09/2026

getting $120,000 for a grant to try to disentangle whether wrestling is sociology or sociology is wrestling, or everything is wrestling and sociology is one branch off the unified godhead embodied in wrestling as an avatar form

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/09/2026

did you go to a 'hill' community college or a 'mesa' community college?

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 14/09/2026

always appreciate an entry from the long Brian digression cinematic universe

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 14/09/2026

This is also the same year the Tour de France had its first cheating scandal, as a ton of people were, like here, just taking transit or otherwise shortcutting the stages. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1904_To...

en.wikipedia.org

1904 Tour de France - Wikipedia

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 13/09/2026

I will enjoy a politically indecipherable celebration next may, in that the international day of the worker, and the birthday of john woo, an arch-reactionary director, are both May 1. A Better Tomorrow, yeah, that's the world to win.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 10/09/2026

we conspired to win double dare in 1994

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 10/09/2026

when i last looked at yiktak (2014) it was mostly used for talking about jacking it and racism against our chancellor

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 10/09/2026

The Non-Union "Chop" Shop

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 09/09/2026

i appreciate shuffle for letting me know which youtubers do not level balance their audio at all

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 06/09/2026

an abbot and costello routine I had with a friend yesterday underlined to me how difficult it is that sports analysis youtube has a guy named jomboy and a guy named join bois both doing baseball stuff at the same time

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 05/09/2026

sir, the respondent has so much test in him that he's becoming like, a beast-man?

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 05/09/2026

when i lived in the bay area, i did miss the week of the year where all the dorks that didn't have real jobs left to go to the desert and you could get a nice lunch with no line

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 05/09/2026

kneeling down and 3 pounds of brake dust vibrates off my hi-vis

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 02/09/2026

Home Alone 2 came out in 1992 but I would probably wager he's only saw his part.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 02/09/2026

what's the most recent pop culture reference he could use as an insult. the 80s?

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 02/09/2026

yeah that ten ton brick does treat me like shit

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 02/09/2026

can't wait to get edamame that takes 4 hours to make and costs $114 in ingredients

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 02/09/2026

Only $555 USD for a VIP ticket? What a steal!

Ticket display for Golden Gate Theater in SF for this event:

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It’s Up For Debate VIP Meet & Greet

Includes an intimate opportunity for a limited audience to go back-stage and meet the talent prior to the show.

$505.00 ticket price + $50.00 service fee

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 01/09/2026

gmaps for the normies, waze for the freaks, dead reckoning for the old sea dogs

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 28/08/2026

6% of people who view my youtube shorts are doing so on a smart tv. You have a 76" ultra HD TV full of conflict minerals and you're watching SHORTS with it??

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/08/2026

The Albina library in particular went from 8k to 30k square footage and has community rooms for 1-5 people you can reserve two hours every day for free! Laptop rentals, manga selections, super comfy chairs!

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/08/2026

"oh yeah you gotta squeeze limes fresh for this, it's just not the same w" shut up! you're mixing it with moonshine made from furniture!

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/08/2026

Excluding two long distance amtrak trains, I've got a continental divide issue

States I've visited map including three states I've lived in, and 29 total visited, excluding notably every continental divide state.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 23/08/2026

brand called hint (most overwrought ad copy in history)

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 23/08/2026

the overreach of beaches being closed in april rather than much of the summer due to toxic algal blooms

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 22/08/2026

Buck Gator vs. Free Range Kara in a Dell in a Cell match

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