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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 30/09/2026

80s night at the queer kink club

a fabric roll tag saying ‘content: 82% poly 18% spandex’

J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 30/09/2026

me walking across my apartment to a hungarian infantryman in 1510: yes, I've been tangled up with an ottoman before, rough going.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 30/09/2026

i'm going to be a homer type figure in the post-apocalypse, but i'll recite some heinous 2021 covid slop era romantasy by memory and do all the voices like they're simpsons characters

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 30/09/2026

@meatcvnt.bsky.social and i got to talk with the pilots and hangout in the cockpit of a 757 while boarding today. we got the ACARs, METARs, and the flight plan, AND cards and wings!!!

selfie of Juni and Maya in airplane seats holding up trading cards and printouts of the fligh plan, metars, and acars

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 27/09/2026

professors of the world, you cannot do a lecture about spelling and grammar when your spelling is bad and you clearly do not reread what you write in course materials.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/09/2026

the edgefield is perhaps america's greatest example of combining beautiful scenery with unbeatable musician lineups into one horrifying nightmare of a venue

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/09/2026

getting $120,000 for a grant to try to disentangle whether wrestling is sociology or sociology is wrestling, or everything is wrestling and sociology is one branch off the unified godhead embodied in wrestling as an avatar form

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/09/2026

did you go to a 'hill' community college or a 'mesa' community college?

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 13/09/2026

I will enjoy a politically indecipherable celebration next may, in that the international day of the worker, and the birthday of john woo, an arch-reactionary director, are both May 1. A Better Tomorrow, yeah, that's the world to win.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 09/09/2026

i appreciate shuffle for letting me know which youtubers do not level balance their audio at all

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 06/09/2026

an abbot and costello routine I had with a friend yesterday underlined to me how difficult it is that sports analysis youtube has a guy named jomboy and a guy named join bois both doing baseball stuff at the same time

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 05/09/2026

when i lived in the bay area, i did miss the week of the year where all the dorks that didn't have real jobs left to go to the desert and you could get a nice lunch with no line

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 28/08/2026

6% of people who view my youtube shorts are doing so on a smart tv. You have a 76" ultra HD TV full of conflict minerals and you're watching SHORTS with it??

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 24/08/2026

"oh yeah you gotta squeeze limes fresh for this, it's just not the same w" shut up! you're mixing it with moonshine made from furniture!

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 12/08/2026

it’s fucked up that neoliberalism has fucked up smoky the bear’s idealistic youth #pdx

a portland max train with a message ‘only you can prevent human-caused wildfires’

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 09/08/2026

one llast lloitering at lloyd center #pdx #mall

A person at a glass wall overlooking a busy ice rink one floor down. They ate wearing a red and yellow aloha shirt with rose glasses and a dr pepper shirt

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 08/08/2026

I saw a post that if you turn a video clip to black and white and put the death riders theme over it, it makes any subject look like an existential threat to society Well I came up with this:

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 04/08/2026

portland’s albina library sends me a Delphic oracle type message

a library display marked ‘happiness happens month’ that is totally empty including several stands

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 02/08/2026

was wondering why my neighborhood was feeling intensely cisgendered just now and well, megan moroney's playing moda center. mystery solved.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 30/07/2026

it's never good when you write an essay, am pretty pessimistic in it, gets accepted, in the edit line-item make it more pessimistic, and then a year later find it sounds like absolute liberal bullshit still

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 30/07/2026

found out today that the harp on the Guinness logo faces the other way from the one on the irish coat of arms, creating weird feelings about the myth that the seal of the US faces the olive branch but they have to flip everything to the arrows during a war

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 29/07/2026

me, a middle millennial urban planning writer to an elder millennial smoking a clove cigarette: yeah, I also write about pavement

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Aah BOOO Rah, Scary PDX Stereotype @acjaggard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Mariachi opera in the park, PDX www.livemusicproject.org/events/17665... "Bend It Like Beckham" 4 pm, Billie Jean King doco tomorrowtheater.org "Pusher" (1996) hollywoodtheatre.org/show/pusher/ "Josie & the Pussycats" ride! www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/eve...

A flyer for Portland, Oregon's Josie and the Pussycats themed bike ride July 2026

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/07/2026

sending my facebook aggregate data file to zoomers and gen alpha as a Pelican Brief about never posting, ever

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/07/2026

writing a project about bad urban development in portland to exclusively hardcore music on a gorgeous Sunday afternoon is the moodest mood that's ever mooded.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 26/07/2026

mistyped on google scholar and have now seen the geographic history of oregon literature from 3026 on and I gotta say, I was not expecting those rock facts AT ALL

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 25/07/2026

listening to old Trump Prophecy episode by @worstpossible.world and the part about the guy's thyroid being fucked. when my mom was in psych residency in the 80s, her supervisor sent a patient with sudden fervent religiosity direct to emergency care. It was their thyroid. It was so routine.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 22/07/2026

'from the visionary mind of jj abrams, the greta van fleet of nostalgiapilled film directors'

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 21/07/2026

larry ellison getting his island repoed after oracle stock loses another 200 billion dollars in market cap

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 21/07/2026

Priest: the following service is scheduled for a one psalm Congregation (raucously): ONE PSALM! Jim Ross: Bah gawd that’s Johanne Sebastien Bach’s music

an suv in portland oregon with the vanity plate 1 PSALM

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 18/07/2026

i learned a lot in grad school about confounding variables: in this case study it's "rate my mattress is deteriorating" and "rate my body is deteriorating on its own" and I gotta make a consumer choice from that shitheap

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 18/07/2026

i appreciate tennis for being the ultimate sports where Being Da Goddamn Joker is a legitimate strategy

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 14/07/2026

i appreciate clinic labs and academic department buildings for being the last holdouts on 'disintegrating far side cartoon mosaic' as the aesthetic

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 14/07/2026

more like orson scott full red card amirite

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 13/07/2026

the local and state governments of Oregon negotiating with blazers ownership

homer simpson is about to get sold a pc by a clear dirtbag

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 13/07/2026

moda center is not the only huge project in that part of portland, all of which are kinda *shrug emoji* in terms of if and when they get built. but like, the basis of any negotiation is you gotta tell the other party to fuck off at some point. otherwise it's all self-negotiation all the way down

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 12/07/2026

editing a special issue from the society of bisexuals can't drive, Scraped Fenders & Transed Genders

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 12/07/2026

zach de la rocha's work of theatrical criticism, People of the a Raisin in the Sun

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 11/07/2026

starting my publishing journey and complicating my social journey by telling everyone i'm looking for submissions

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 11/07/2026

anthony fantano's Sisyphean routine of giving a rapper's intro mixtape a 7 and every full album they release after being an atrocity

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Edan Krolewicz @edankrolewicz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Traveling for the next few days, but all of this information just dropped and there is so much information about the entire Moda process none of us have heard about including Project Mt.Hood details, the early promises made, etc internet do your thing portlandor.govqa.us/WEBAPP/_rs/(...

portlandor.govqa.us

City of Portland, Oregon | Portland.gov

The official website of the City of Portland, Oregon.

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 08/07/2026

all the guys lining up saying they just talked to mitch mcconnell are mostly saying a corpse’s fetid outgassings sounds like contemporary republican small talk

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 07/07/2026

we’re gonna 🎶 step. on the BLUE LINE🎶 #portland #pdx #transit

an agender person at a portland max station with a sunhar, pink and grey romper, and blue and white culottes

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J. Artemis @itsartem.is · 06/07/2026

you really should have to carry literary malpractice insurance if you're going to write creative nonfiction that civilians might be exposed to

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