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Lemon 🍋

@itsalejandro.bsky.social
469 followers 816 following 112 posts

Just a dumb bitch, following other dumb bitches Wildomar, CA

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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Having my background and knowledge from previous work makes working at Goodwill a nightmare. Why did I find this on the floor priced at that 😭
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everything reminds me of him… throwback to when my friend made me this
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Looking back at this I really don’t see what was wrong, this bitch is always tanned, at this point that is her normal tone- just not as red
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Defend your butt card
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bought a bunch of different princess Pez dispensaries for my nieces bday party - Guncle of the year here
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Back when I was younger and more supple
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As the house cook, my dad came back for seconds, which he rarely does 🙌
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Finally made a loaf in the bread oven and it was a success
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thursday mornings dog sitting
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Seeing all the crowds to see Maná in Mexico and this was my seat during their concert 2 weeks ago in Coachella, all the while only knowing 2 songs 💀
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
How dare the bar I frequent and knit say they’ve never seen me in something I knit!!
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Finally using this over priced shit
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Straight me really do have hind mind mentality, these were taken less than 10 mins apart
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Omg is it because they’re tampons for your nose?! Cause it clicking to me
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Second time in my life I’ve told someone that I haven’t gotten a bloody nose for x reason, and then it happening the next day, Fuck you Greg for asking if I’ve ever had one after a run and me responding “no, not yet” 🙄
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Made burgers tonight
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And this is how you can tell I’m Californian
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Welp
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Banana Ball ready
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Me rn, cause I brought back the Frixion pen I left in ny car during the heatwave
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Is this good or bad?
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Okay what looks best on me, shaved head, boy head or long hair?
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck this conservative ass area– why is THIS my only option?!
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Baby sweaters by moi for my bosses sons, hopefully they put me on the schedule for this month 💀
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
SoCal winters just hit different 😮‍💨
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Well deserved
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Todays my birthday and I decided I’m giving party favors out to everyone that comes to my happy hour tonight
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I keep getting low heart rate notifications— Apple, am I dying?!
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Also the loaf in question, she’s a big bitch
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I roll to my cousins house and she has ducks?
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Got bored, made brown butter blueberry sourdough muffins
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
About to shuck the shit outta these
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oh my god, Justin Bieber is that you?!
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Finally roots have grown out enough to style
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I love my local bar, sent me home with a tequila soda ❤️
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Quads coming back, yes baby
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Now why did my cousin have to come at me like that 🥲
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
What do we think?
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Here goes nothing
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Soft and springy, just like my ass
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Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Only part of Temecula worth visiting
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