Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Having my background and knowledge from previous work makes working at Goodwill a nightmare. Why did I find this on the floor priced at that 😭 011
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everything reminds me of him… throwback to when my friend made me this 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Looking back at this I really don’t see what was wrong, this bitch is always tanned, at this point that is her normal tone- just not as red 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Bought a bunch of different princess Pez dispensaries for my nieces bday party - Guncle of the year here 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As the house cook, my dad came back for seconds, which he rarely does 🙌 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Finally made a loaf in the bread oven and it was a success 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Seeing all the crowds to see Maná in Mexico and this was my seat during their concert 2 weeks ago in Coachella, all the while only knowing 2 songs 💀 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 10/06/2026How dare the bar I frequent and knit say they’ve never seen me in something I knit!! 110
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Straight me really do have hind mind mentality, these were taken less than 10 mins apart 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Omg is it because they’re tampons for your nose?! Cause it clicking to me 210
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Second time in my life I’ve told someone that I haven’t gotten a bloody nose for x reason, and then it happening the next day, Fuck you Greg for asking if I’ve ever had one after a run and me responding “no, not yet” 🙄 290
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Me rn, cause I brought back the Frixion pen I left in ny car during the heatwave 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Okay what looks best on me, shaved head, boy head or long hair? 182
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Fuck this conservative ass area– why is THIS my only option?! 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Baby sweaters by moi for my bosses sons, hopefully they put me on the schedule for this month 💀 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Todays my birthday and I decided I’m giving party favors out to everyone that comes to my happy hour tonight 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I keep getting low heart rate notifications— Apple, am I dying?! 030
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛 050
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest 170
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8 090
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥 0130
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Got bored, made brown butter blueberry sourdough muffins 050
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I love my local bar, sent me home with a tequila soda ❤️ 040
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Now why did my cousin have to come at me like that 🥲 010