Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No no no, we’re at the point where we’re using DHTs song for heart commercials 😭 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Having my background and knowledge from previous work makes working at Goodwill a nightmare. Why did I find this on the floor priced at that 😭 011
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everything reminds me of him… throwback to when my friend made me this 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I really do have a good heart, I just have a foul mouth and bad attitude 001
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Fuck the Nike Run app. It wasn’t working on my phone for weeks so I finally deleted it and redownloaded it, only for all the info on my runs to be different than what previously recorded 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Looking back at this I really don’t see what was wrong, this bitch is always tanned, at this point that is her normal tone- just not as red 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Im the worst poz person cause within the past few years I haven’t been taking my meds as regularly as I should’ve, but today I’ve gone 30 days straight taking my meds! Also I’ve been undetectable the whole time 130
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Bought a bunch of different princess Pez dispensaries for my nieces bday party - Guncle of the year here 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Okay guys with thicc thighs, do you size up when you buy speedos? Cause I can never get them to fit my thighs and my waist 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Fuck contractors but bless the workers, not their fault boss didn’t know shit during the estimate, so what was supposed to be 2 days is now 7 days on 😬 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Rewatching Dirty Love, and the girlies of this generation need to take note if they wanna dress like the early oughts- cause honey Jenny McCarthy ate that role down with the styling 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When your immigrant father wakes you up to take him to urgent care, you know it’s serious 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This also should’ve told me that even though I have brown I’m still sensitive to light 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As the house cook, my dad came back for seconds, which he rarely does 🙌 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Finally made a loaf in the bread oven and it was a success 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Love having convos with my bestie who’s a lawyer and looks into Bravos stars credentials 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Seeing all the crowds to see Maná in Mexico and this was my seat during their concert 2 weeks ago in Coachella, all the while only knowing 2 songs 💀 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026New colloquialism, “theyre not my bread and butter, they’re my tea and biscuits- and I don’t eat that” 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 10/06/2026How dare the bar I frequent and knit say they’ve never seen me in something I knit!! 110
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Straight me really do have hind mind mentality, these were taken less than 10 mins apart 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I love dog sitting cause is it means blasting Polish Girl throughout the house 💕 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Welp hit another milestone in life, planning trips with my “nieces” to go to all the places I never went as kid cause it was too expensive or out of reach with schedules- Legoland here we come! 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Besties step mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner last night, and I’m still thinking about them 🤤 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Second time in my life I’ve told someone that I haven’t gotten a bloody nose for x reason, and then it happening the next day, Fuck you Greg for asking if I’ve ever had one after a run and me responding “no, not yet” 🙄 290
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The universe is trying to kill me, first I almost puke on a run, which Ive never done, and now I got a bloody nose after my run for the first time EVER!!! 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 18/05/2026music.apple.com/us/album/la-...music.apple.comLa Mujer - Single by Zyana on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 1 Song 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 09/05/2026So close to just buying a Cameo for my self from Alicia of #RHORI cause honestly I just need someone to give me advice and not know me 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Nothing like getting a dick pic from someone you haven’t talked to in years to start the morning convo with my bestie 030
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I find adulthood to be very random, because what you mean I didn’t like pepperoncini as kid and randomly now the memory of the taste is acceptable to my palette- and I enjoy said pepper now 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Having 2 friends that are hairstylists can get sticky, cause one cuts my hair, while the other one from time to time will “facilitate” restructuring my hair 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I need to start tagging all the gas stations in this conservative ass area with the “I did that sticker” but with Donny instead of Joey 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I get so confused when guys call me sexy, cause I know I’m pretty- but sexy? 000
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Me rn, cause I brought back the Frixion pen I left in ny car during the heatwave 020
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Drank, took a bong a rip, good a head rush, fell and hit my face. And now it looks like I got Ike’d 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Ugh I want hot coffee, but I never drink it fast enough to be hot 😭 010
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Okay what looks best on me, shaved head, boy head or long hair? 182
Lemon 🍋 @itsalejandro.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Just saw the cutest differently abled couple come in, and it’s so sweet ❤️ 020
