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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

For real, like I'm in my crone phase, leave me be, bloody scourge!

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

@nws.noaa.gov illustrating the difference between a watch & a warning for the average #Wisconsinite

The National Weather Service illustrates the difference between a weather watch & a weather warning using brats. In the first photo there are uncooked brats & other brat accessories (watch = the ingredients are in place to prepare for brats). In the second, fully cooked brats in buns with toppings (warning = brats are happening imminently).

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JenXresists @jenxliberty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

It's rather unfortunate that I'm experiencing menopause at the same time fascism is destroying my country.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

It's March 1st! Time to start fueling my unholy addiction to jelly beans. #candy #spring

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

This is the correct response to all popular music, beginning the day you turn forty. I too hope the young people had, and will continue to have fun.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

This seems frighteningly relevant for these times. #witchsky

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I think we all need to get dramatic portraits like this done with our cats. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo taken in a studio setting with a backdrop painted to look like tree foliage. A young white woman with long dark hair is dressed dramatically in draped layers of chiffon and cradled a shorthaired white and tabby cat in her arms.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Googling a fruit salad recipe, but typed in "groot salad" by mistake. I'm not mad at the results.

Baby Groot standing appreciatively next to a salad.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/01/2025

"Sandra, who cleared $670,000 in 2016, earns minimum wage at Ye Olde Jerky Shoppe. Luke broke up with her. She sees him every Wednesday at fifty-cent wing night, after which she walks home alone through blood-red snow."

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Hallmark Christmas Movie Characters Two Weeks Later: Where Are They Now?

Sandra, the stressed-out Goldman Sachs analyst, who got lost in Mistletoe Falls and fell for Luke, the local handyman After quitting her job and ...

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Wild Urban Priestess @wildurbanpriestess.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I've been waiting weeks to post this. Weeks.

Meme about the fifth day of Christmas and the rings in Lord of the Rings.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/12/2024

"Using advanced algorithms and remarkable self-restraint, the thermostat employs eye-tracking technology to recognize glares, eye rolls, and their originating sources."

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Introducing the First-Ever Smart Thermostat for Perimenopausal People

Just like you, this groundbreaking thermostat rewrites the laws of thermodynamics to be hot and cold simultaneously. It can instantly cool any spac...

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My young millennial agreed to matching holiday jammies. I'm thrilled!

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Just a reminder... If you’re planning to host a holiday party, have sodas and tea handy for guests who choose not to consume alcohol.

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WISN 12 News @wisn12news.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

According to police, Zariauna Bryant, 13, was last seen around 10 p.m. Saturday in the area of 15th Street and Concordia Avenue in Milwaukee.

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Milwaukee police search for critical missing teen last seen Saturday

The teen girl was last seen around 10 p.m. Saturday near 15th Street and Concordia Avenue.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

More neighborhood gossip: Carl, the oppossum, is making a rare daytime appearance to eat a snack & soak up the winter sun

An oppossum named Carl sits in the early winter sun.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Things I learned: Wisconsin has flying squirrels! Pardon the poor quality. It's a wee thing, it's dark & far away.

Apparently a northern flying squirrel eating from a bird feeder at night.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

'Tis the season for yawning to the tune of Good King Wenceslas

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swell @swellschultz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Where's all my WISCONSIN homies? I want to follow you!

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Yesssss, and then immediately into drenched cold sweats.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Oh, this? I ask, gesturing at the sweat beading up along my brow, droplets forming a glistening mustache. It's very exclusive. Perimenopause, for those who are in the know. Hot flashes really are the trendiest this season. #perimenopause #isithotinhere #hotflashes #hotflush

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packbrewfan.bsky.social @packbrewfan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

🤔😊

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Throwback to the March for Science—an inspiring day standing up for facts, progress, and the importance of evidence-based policy. #MarchForScience #ScienceMatters

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Disappointed kitty. She thought I said it was "spa day" when in fact it was "spay day".

Disgruntled kitty wearing cat jammas after surgery.

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Natalie Long she/her @glauxnest.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Be like Eglantine Price (from Bedknobs & Broomsticks), and HEX THE NAZIS. #witchsky

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

@revdaniel.bsky.social I've missed you since I left Twitter years ago! So excited to find you here!

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Cosmo 🔮✨ Topless Tarot @cosmonaughtie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

What you need to know about me:

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I create fancy snack plates for my bunny. Naturally, she has zero regard for my effort, tosses the whole thing about & nibbles on the paper plate.

A paper plate of spinach, carrots, blueberries & apple pieces to appease the tyrant.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Breaking: Ar-Pharazon announces that Sauron will lead the Department of Infrastructure and Waterways www.reddit.com/r/LOTR_on_Pr...

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Home ill with a brutal head cold that is somehow not COVID. It'll be fun to explain to my partner that I've spent the day shopping for cat hats. #catsinhats www.etsy.com/listing/1613...

White cat in a lime green hat with stegosaurus spikes.

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✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️ @its-me-stephanie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

This feels like the experience formerly known as Twitter. #Wisconsin girl, #crone, therapist specializing in sex, drugs & rock-n-roll. I'm here for the snark, cats & culture. I talk about #perimenopause a lot.

Standard issue cat, gazing out a window.

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