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I regret not telling enough people to fuck off

Sorry to pop off the baby has been waking up every night at 1:30am to scream for 45 minutes so I need to air out some fumes.

I’ve met many a psychopathic social terrorist wokescold in my day and I am kicking my feet giggling looking at my phone wondering if they feel embarrassed for having behaved like the joker. They’ve probably developed callouses on their brains that don’t allow for that feeling but whatever.

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Annoyed at Covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts discourse wrong reason is going to be suuuch a thing this thanksgiving omg

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good morning I’ve listened to scat man over 20 times and it isn’t even 8:30. My son is in breach of the Geneva conventions.

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The greatest tragedy in new wave music is the story of INXS

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The (smaller) baby can put her paci back in her mouth and get back to sleep on her own 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Drinking a low carb monster energy at sesame place

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And on top of all this I need to get 30g of fiber a day?!??

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Curtis Sliwa episode of @adamfriedlandshow.bsky.social is sending me through the roof rn im absolutely dying

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

He also says “BE STILL!” and puts out his tiny little hand like max in where the wild things are 🥺

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My son is afraid of the Halloween stuff at Home Depot and Sam’s Club so we are coaching him to say “I’m brave!!!” Whenever he sees them and honestly it’s working.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Things I saw at the gym today: - 80 year old woman in sunglasses doing pull ups unassisted - transmasc Luigi Mangione (😍)

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s been 24 hours and I’m still so sad

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Great news my two year old loves the smiths

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Disney your days are NUMBERED if you don’t fix the bluey movie

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

75 year old woman with a septum piercing is handling my realID license appointment and I love her

David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Reposted by salo

I live in Jupiter, Florida and have since retiring from the car dealership I owned in Toms River, NJ back in 2007. I play 162 holes of golf per week and the top issue in my life is this terrible Mandami pied-a-terre tax in New York City. What about all the money those people spend at restaurants?

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Truly nothing more sinister than a late in life reply guy

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

People are catching up

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The line at this Marshalls is insane because everyone on line and everyone working the register is a certified yapper

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

After thirty five the only acceptable energy drink to consume is the original Red Bull in the original size can. Everything else is childish. Sorry.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Ted Lasso is bluey for boomers. That’s true. But someone has to teach them empathy.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Unfortunately my mom tried to engage in “did you see the extremist they elected in Michigan” discourse with me so I fired back with “did you see they’re about to reelect a maniac that beat his wife and broke his two year old little girls collarbone”

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’m beefing with a local real estate influencer and she doesn’t know it yet

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Those Duffer brothers sure do love a fucked up guy with multiple hook arms crawling around on the walls huh

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Woke up at 3am and bought pokemon cards for the boy

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What’s happening with pokemon cards right now is insane. I asked a target employee where they were and he LAUGHED at me.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I know those Etsy witches are putting in overtime

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We have to have a bunch of trees removed and the tree guy is like mad at me over it. Bro these trees are like hundreds of years old. I just moved here.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My favorite thing about Springsteen is how everyone in NJ is obsessed w him and all of his songs about NJ are like “I have to get the hell out of this shithole before I hang myself.”

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

“I think everyone should be nice to babies :)” “SEIZE HER!!!!!!!”

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Wore a headband (I got impulse bangs) and my son told me I look like miss Rachel

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Deploying emergency hot dog

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Grocery stores 🤝 playing “the power of love” by Huey Lewis and the news

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Working on my Adam Sandler wedding officiant impression

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If it happens this weekend I’ll get a full back tat of the flag.

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I cannot believe this tacky bitch is getting hitched in a fake castle at the garden lmfaooooooo

salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Is anyone surprised by this

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We didn’t get ice cream bc he ate a ROCK and we had to go to the emergency room for an xray. He’s fine. But guess who has to comb through his poop for the next week.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Unfortunately my 20 month old has figured out what I C E C R E A M means

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Not to brag but I just swapped my daughter’s diapers and back up clothes in all of the diaper bags BEFORE she sized out of them.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I’m all for supporting our pollinators but did we need to put rose bushes directly next to the drive up ATM so I get swarmed by bees?