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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ugly crying because my son is watching the episode of ms Rachel with the little girl who’s a refugee from Palestine and he loves her. They’re just babies. They all just want to be friends.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I regret not telling enough people to fuck off

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve met many a psychopathic social terrorist wokescold in my day and I am kicking my feet giggling looking at my phone wondering if they feel embarrassed for having behaved like the joker. They’ve probably developed callouses on their brains that don’t allow for that feeling but whatever.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Annoyed at Covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts discourse wrong reason is going to be suuuch a thing this thanksgiving omg

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good morning I’ve listened to scat man over 20 times and it isn’t even 8:30. My son is in breach of the Geneva conventions.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The greatest tragedy in new wave music is the story of INXS

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The (smaller) baby can put her paci back in her mouth and get back to sleep on her own 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Drinking a low carb monster energy at sesame place

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And on top of all this I need to get 30g of fiber a day?!??

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Curtis Sliwa episode of @adamfriedlandshow.bsky.social is sending me through the roof rn im absolutely dying

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My son is afraid of the Halloween stuff at Home Depot and Sam’s Club so we are coaching him to say “I’m brave!!!” Whenever he sees them and honestly it’s working.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Things I saw at the gym today: - 80 year old woman in sunglasses doing pull ups unassisted - transmasc Luigi Mangione (😍)

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Great news my two year old loves the smiths

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Disney your days are NUMBERED if you don’t fix the bluey movie

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

75 year old woman with a septum piercing is handling my realID license appointment and I love her

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I live in Jupiter, Florida and have since retiring from the car dealership I owned in Toms River, NJ back in 2007. I play 162 holes of golf per week and the top issue in my life is this terrible Mandami pied-a-terre tax in New York City. What about all the money those people spend at restaurants?

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Truly nothing more sinister than a late in life reply guy

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The line at this Marshalls is insane because everyone on line and everyone working the register is a certified yapper

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

After thirty five the only acceptable energy drink to consume is the original Red Bull in the original size can. Everything else is childish. Sorry.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Ted Lasso is bluey for boomers. That’s true. But someone has to teach them empathy.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Unfortunately my mom tried to engage in “did you see the extremist they elected in Michigan” discourse with me so I fired back with “did you see they’re about to reelect a maniac that beat his wife and broke his two year old little girls collarbone”

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’m beefing with a local real estate influencer and she doesn’t know it yet

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Those Duffer brothers sure do love a fucked up guy with multiple hook arms crawling around on the walls huh

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Woke up at 3am and bought pokemon cards for the boy

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What’s happening with pokemon cards right now is insane. I asked a target employee where they were and he LAUGHED at me.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I know those Etsy witches are putting in overtime

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We have to have a bunch of trees removed and the tree guy is like mad at me over it. Bro these trees are like hundreds of years old. I just moved here.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Wore a headband (I got impulse bangs) and my son told me I look like miss Rachel

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Deploying emergency hot dog

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Grocery stores 🤝 playing “the power of love” by Huey Lewis and the news

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Working on my Adam Sandler wedding officiant impression

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If it happens this weekend I’ll get a full back tat of the flag.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I cannot believe this tacky bitch is getting hitched in a fake castle at the garden lmfaooooooo

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Unfortunately my 20 month old has figured out what I C E C R E A M means

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Not to brag but I just swapped my daughter’s diapers and back up clothes in all of the diaper bags BEFORE she sized out of them.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I’m all for supporting our pollinators but did we need to put rose bushes directly next to the drive up ATM so I get swarmed by bees?

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

They should invent a daycare that doesn’t get my kid sick every 3 weeks

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Ok so queen of the damned is a bad movie

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The late aughts twee to 2020s Lisa says gah food print pipeline

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

People are annoyed over this dot cake trend as if we all shouldn’t be counting our blessings that it’s become easier to get a little bit of funfetti whenever we want it

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

What’s the German word for the feeling you get when both of your babies are asleep at the same time

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

We have named the baby bunny hop hop and we are giving him our leftover salad

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I would commit crimes for a cigarette rn

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Outside of the epidural hitting I don’t think I’ve been relaxed in like five years.

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salo @itissalo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

A fun thing to do is wear your baby in the old world Italian specialty market and watch all the nonnas freak out

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