Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Either all of my keys, or all of my locks, are all at once starting to fail 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Hey if a guy got turned into a centaur would he still be circumcised and what would that look like 000
Reposted by JaredAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/03/2026There are going to be a lot of intersex cis women, especially from the global south, who will be ruled ineligible and then subjected to terrible discrimination or worse in their home countries. Prior sex testing regimes have resulted in suicides and ruined lives. 101116176
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I have taken the tylenol that were in the cabinet and which you were probably saving for when you can't live Forgive me nothing bad can happen it can only good happen 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025IF YOU'RE IN LINE FOR VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT STAY IN LINE FOR VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT 140
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I have counted the letters that were in the prompt term and which you were probably hoping I'd understand Forgive me there are three bs in blueberry one in blue two in berry 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 06/07/2025We shouldn't let gen AI know about horoscopes if you ask me 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Steve Inskeep having Bannon on to say that Musk is now a national security threat and should have his immigration status investigated is WILD 010
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Calling posture exercises "tummy time!" to see my trainer's reaction 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Guy on NPR says that the shooting is because "people use the words genocide and ethnic cleansing, which radicalizes people." I actually think it's more to do with the fact that Israel & the US are doing genocide and ethnic cleansing. 110
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Rediscovered tonight: a short-lost treasure of uncertain provenance. I have no precise recollection of how I came to have these, but I do remember what I found in them once. Somewhere in these pages (from 50-odd years ago) is a story about queers taking their liberties. 110
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I got diagnosed with ADHD and picked a doc who would manage meds with me like a fine tune mechanic. After a couple months of work, he rx'd me some classic ADHD meds to try. Wonder if I picked a too-by-the-book guy tho -- he asked for a drug test! Never heard of that before... 100
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Andor meets Skeleton Crew in a new series about Anakin. The story of an enslaved child who would one day grow up to overthrow the government that failed him. 000
Reposted by JaredChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/05/2025This is what I try to live up to, every day of my life 331647194
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I grew suspicious of my neighbor's tree last fall. This spring, its flowers confirmed it: this is a pawpaw tree. That means I can grow a pawpaw tree! 100
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Beautiful weather at the farmer's market. Feels like today's the turning point of seasons in Chicago, a palpable sense of momentum toward summer. My favorite tree in this park is a redbud, an early bloomer whose flowers come before its leaves. One of the heralds of spring. Leaves arriving today! 021
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 03/05/2025At last, I found an occasion to wear father's old tassels. 000
Reposted by JaredEd @notdred.bsky.social · 01/05/2025God I am so tired of seeing this same weirdo pronatalist couple in the media all the time 302912308
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Survived layoffs at work. What should I splurge on to celebrate? 010
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Ok I officially have 2 gym memberships, two shrinks, and a personal trainer. I will become the ultimate man. I will conquer the masculine gender. 120
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Look I'm trying to not talk about the news here all the time but talking about literally anything else feels absurd, considering 020
Reposted by JaredThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 20/04/2025Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead." 1152414118071
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The CEO of Uber is in the board of my company, and they're forcing us to head into the office 3x a week. Sure it's unrelated... 030
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Finally decided to watch white lotus s3, if everyone could just hold off on talking about it that would be great 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I had the gayest day yesterday, and now I'm back on zoom calls talking about KPIs 130
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Walking yesterday, I saw tulip leaves sprouting eager and green. Cracked a smile and shed a tear. Do you cry too at the signs of spring? 020
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Why'd they put the cake balls all pulled up and tight like that 010
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The news today is so brutal. They want deadly sexual reprogramming camps for kids. They're going to the supreme court for it. I don't get why our leaders don't call them out for the freaks and perverts they are. They're gender extremists who want to control children's sexual attraction. 100
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 07/03/2025It feels actually dangerous for queer people to not know about our history and liberation 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Every day I'm grateful I was born outside the cage. Thanks, queerness! 010
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 02/03/2025This was on the menu as "deviled eggs." Prices so high we're changing the rules of egg language. This is clearly a deviled egg. 030
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Maga won the vote of the bottom quartile of informed people. Maga is best predicted by racial animosity. These are facts and we shouldn't be quiet about it. 020
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Rankin and Bass legit goated for doing a queer allegory Xmas movie for kids in 1964.media.tenor.coma stuffed reindeer and a stuffed elf are standing next to each other in the snowAlt: a claymation Rudolph the rednosed reindeer and a claymation elf are standing next to each other in the snow. The elf is a twink. 010
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 26/02/2025My friend's cat, Luna. Never worked a day in her life. Doesn't know what Slack is. She's perfect. 000
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 26/02/2025There's just no reason for straight people to be acting that way. 010
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I think Mr. Rogers instilled in me, as I'm sure he did in many children, a deep appreciation and curiosity about touring commercial manufacturing plants. 110
Jared @itisjart.bsky.social · 22/02/2025This was such a great show. Kevin Garrett, a few months back. 000
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