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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Now watching 📽 🎬: Psycho 🔪

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What would be considered a lesbian sandwich? A tuna melt?

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you want some privacy, you can use my hole.

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You got a used dog, Charlie Brown.

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Tomorrow is Monday already? 😑

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This was kind of interesting to do lol.

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Oh, I'm sorry for being an exceptional human being. I just happen to be gay 🤷‍♂️

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Name a villain who was actually right. Honestly, I could do without 50% of the world population right now 😬

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Thanos Wields Infinity Gauntlet in Fortnite

ALT: Thanos Wields Infinity Gauntlet in Fortnite

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My bedroom currently smells like a soggy golden retriever that took a swim in a swamp and then decided to air-dry on my carpet.

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Album of the year right here ⬇️

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Summer evening struts hitting just right. High AF, and Rihanna’s "Rude Boy" blending right into "Alejandro" by Mother Monster blaring in my ears. 🎧✨

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I need an emotional support pizza 🍕

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

First my glasses break and now my car is broken. What other financially crippling event is on the horizon?

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Man Swings from Shower Rod with Toilet Paper

ALT: Man Swings from Shower Rod with Toilet Paper

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Have you had to interact with other humans today? You might be entitled to compensation.

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Dad's cooking dinner tonight 🔪

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

BREAKING: The Misfits have dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert.

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Io ho bisogno di una melanzana 🍆💦

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Why is it so hard to take a butt pic? 😤

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Why is it so hard for some people to say a simple "Thank you"?

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Just need to survive one more shift and then I'm off for a week!

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

This cold has taken over my life and is trying to kill me 💀

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists you've seen live. Just a small sample of who I've seen! Fiona Apple (my first concert) Garbage 311 Lady Gaga Red Hot Chili Peppers Coldplay Bastille Rihanna Elton John The White Stripes

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Damn, I make good chocolate chip cookies 🍪 😋

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Have a minor cold, snuggles requested.

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instincts only: Six Feet Under Friends The Simpsons ER Buffy The Vampire Slayer Absolutely Fabulous Strangers With Candy I Love Lucy The Pitt Bob's Burgers In Living Color Sex And The City Nurse Jackie Weeds Dead Like Me

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Ryan @ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026