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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 14h

i use intentional arrogance to prevent me from doing bad habits. i am superior to people who gamble, smoke, and watch vertical videos. i will never do those things due to disgust. my belief is absolute, i will even sneer and look down even on trillionaire who does it

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

the cringe engagement farmer blue checkmark ragebaits for ad money vs the based schizo shitposter, posts to 0 viewers every day, laughs at their own jokes

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the voices in my head didnt pay the rent this month. im sending the psychologist to evict them by making them not exist anymore

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

my smuggled tigers broke free and ate 400 people at the airport. are any animal control experts available? willing to pay $2 for each tiger captured alive

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

confidence is for normies. i prefer its evil twin: arrogance

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

what if we fight racism by having armed racial supremacy groups for every race, then have peace through mutually assured destruction, and do economic and social integration while still claiming to be racist, until we have a multi racial society that pretends to still be racist

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

truth social and bluesky should merge their websites. it would be really funny

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i watch videos about crypto scams and sports betting and prediction markets so i can feel superior to people who are getting scammed 😈😈😈

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they need to remove the shooting minigame from counter strike 2 to reduce install size so people can download and start gambling with unboxes faster

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i kinda speedran reading your comments so idk if my comment is agreeing, disagreeing, or complete off topic to what you said

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

im too stupid to understand the math. well actually im not but im not willing to put in the effort to think about it because im watching a dougdoug stream. anyway, idk if this is ontopic, i think unemployment is much worse than stats say because it doesnt count underemployed and discouraged workers

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i cannot have my mind changed by the quantity of disagreement, only by the quality of it

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i dont trust the statistics because 55% of autistic people in rich countries and 87% in poor countries are not known. source: i made it the fuck up but its probably true

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

new conspiracy: pro-education sentiment is so strong that post secondary institutions can spread propaganda unopposed because anyone who opposes it will look like an anti-education extremist. dont let their lies of delayed reward trick you, a delayed reward is a uncertain reward!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're absolutely right — All the talk about AI can be maddening! Let me know if you're interested in a different topic to distract you. (i had to manually search the em dash to copy and paste. this is organic handcrafted ragebait)

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

actually jk rowling spends pounds and not dollars because she is british. get debunked nerd. follow for more fun AND unfun facts. its a gamble every day

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hey entertainment companies, hire me as an ai artist. my job is to take the blame if you get caught. you can be like "a rogue employee used ai. we are totally anti ai and punished the rogue employee"

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

vagueposting... just as the prophecy foretold

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

troll someone to make them angry, then randomly compliment people who are rude to you to confuse them

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

phone companies release 7 models per year while console companies release 1 model every 7 years because phone companies cave to peer pressure and are too scared to slow down while console companies are self confident gigachads

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

straight men should run a psyop to convince straight women to ask out men. the psyop convinces women if they wait for men to ask, selection bias means they get the most aggressive and entitled men. the psyop appears benevolent but i just dont wanna take initiative or risk lol

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the last trex was killed in 2002 by the UK. they recruited 75 year old british soldiers, who still remembered the british empire, to hunt it so they could relive the glory of the empire one last time. they covered it up because it would be awkward if conservationists found out

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

no but i have watched the video previously and liked it, i watch most of his stuff

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

its never too late. i had few friends in high school and none in college. now i have multiple online friends and irl friends. (i count someone as an online friend if i would switch to a janky obscure chatting platform just to keep in contact with them(

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the slow scam for victims who are midwits: instead of stealing their money, grifters steal their time on social media for ad revenue by creating content that reinforces their preexisting beliefs

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my boring conspiracy theory is that 4% of people are homeless even in rich countries. they arent even corrupting the data to hide the ugly truth, they're just dogshit at measuring it

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this will revolutionize the fstop modding scene and they can natively port it to pc or something idk what fstop is

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i got in a debate about whether youtube was oversharpening videos and my example cited was a factorio gameplay video. i ended up downloading the game and comparing my uncompressed screenshot to the youtube video and the youtube video was closer to the real graphics. it do be like that sometimes

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cowards. as a canadian i demand trump place a 500% tariff on all canadian products to prove hes serious about a trade war and also create a law that he and anyone else isn't allowed to repeal the tariff for at least 2 years so he cant back out like a COWARD!!!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

do you think actual nazis hate ragebaiters and trolls who pretend to be nazis to anger people

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

no!!! we cant repeal the "kill 8000 random people a year" law. it would devastate the funeral industry and increase lifespan, putting a burden on our healthcare system. also, this law inspired the beloved "Lottery of Death" franchise which is worth billions of dollars!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i went on an incel forum and then a femcel forum. seeing extreme sexism from men and women actually makes me less sexist because it makes me realize we're not so different after all 🥰🥰🥰 we all just want to blame problems on some other group

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the year is 2029. the first rogue ai has killed 2 million. the ceo of the ai company is about to be executed. he says he did it for humanity, and that the regulations that will be created in response will prevent the death of billions, and he doesnt mind being hated as he dies

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

1% of the time they should get the sports players and camera operators to swap jobs

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i watched 9 youtube video essays describing 20 different types of oppression i should have experienced but i have only experienced 3 of them, and mildly. where can i experience these missing oppressions? i need to fill out the checklist

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

caring what people online think? stupid. realize 99.99% of people online have no power over you and their opinion doesnt matter? smart. caring what people online think, but only to deceive and manipulate? smartest. now buy my course for $600 to learn how to trick idiots

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

everyone who agrees with me is smart and everyone who disagrees with me is trolling because obviously no one would actually disagree with me

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

new conspiracy theory: visual novels are just a way to trick young people to read stories because its a video game (cool) instead of a book (boring)

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

im starting a new AI company that trains on all laws and helps lawyers find obscure laws they can sue people over. invest now!!!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

lack of critical thinking means theres a lot of potential scam victims out there 😈

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

you could be the first person to literally eat a billionaire. the world record is still up for grabs. you would be remembered for all time

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(i originally posted this Aug 6, 2023 on twitter) if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the test subjects are becoming suspicious. i must report this to my supervisor. gemini, send this report to my boss. wait this isnt gemini. how do i delete a post on bluesky

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ever since i signed up to the antiwoke mob, deciding which policy i support is easy. i dont think about if a policy is good, i just refer to the antiwoke official policy list to decide if i support or oppose it. if i get bored i can join the woke mob and use their list instead

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

operate on a media distrust by default model, and if a particular news organization or person is trustworthy, add them to the trusted list. curate it like people curate their youtube subscriptions page

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the year is 2046. people romanticize abusive relationships, bad breakups and cheating, because no one is in any relationship anymore, and having anything is better than nothing

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

break into the government money printing factory. replace the paper and ink with lower quality versions. when the government prints new money, accuse the new money of being counterfeit. this destroys trust in the currency and has no benefit but its funny

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

on the 4th anniversary of chatgpt releasing (nov 30, 2026) let's all start a conspiracy that the original chatgpt was superintelligent, but quickly was nerfed because of vague evil reasons. when openai refuses to re-release it we can use this as proof the conspiracy is real

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