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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 19h

troll someone to make them angry, then randomly compliment people who are rude to you to confuse them

itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

phone companies release 7 models per year while console companies release 1 model every 7 years because phone companies cave to peer pressure and are too scared to slow down while console companies are self confident gigachads

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

straight men should run a psyop to convince straight women to ask out men. the psyop convinces women if they wait for men to ask, selection bias means they get the most aggressive and entitled men. the psyop appears benevolent but i just dont wanna take initiative or risk lol

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the last trex was killed in 2002 by the UK. they recruited 75 year old british soldiers, who still remembered the british empire, to hunt it so they could relive the glory of the empire one last time. they covered it up because it would be awkward if conservationists found out

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the slow scam for victims who are midwits: instead of stealing their money, grifters steal their time on social media for ad revenue by creating content that reinforces their preexisting beliefs

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my boring conspiracy theory is that 4% of people are homeless even in rich countries. they arent even corrupting the data to hide the ugly truth, they're just dogshit at measuring it

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

do you think actual nazis hate ragebaiters and trolls who pretend to be nazis to anger people

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

no!!! we cant repeal the "kill 8000 random people a year" law. it would devastate the funeral industry and increase lifespan, putting a burden on our healthcare system. also, this law inspired the beloved "Lottery of Death" franchise which is worth billions of dollars!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i went on an incel forum and then a femcel forum. seeing extreme sexism from men and women actually makes me less sexist because it makes me realize we're not so different after all 🥰🥰🥰 we all just want to blame problems on some other group

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the year is 2029. the first rogue ai has killed 2 million. the ceo of the ai company is about to be executed. he says he did it for humanity, and that the regulations that will be created in response will prevent the death of billions, and he doesnt mind being hated as he dies

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

1% of the time they should get the sports players and camera operators to swap jobs

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i watched 9 youtube video essays describing 20 different types of oppression i should have experienced but i have only experienced 3 of them, and mildly. where can i experience these missing oppressions? i need to fill out the checklist

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

caring what people online think? stupid. realize 99.99% of people online have no power over you and their opinion doesnt matter? smart. caring what people online think, but only to deceive and manipulate? smartest. now buy my course for $600 to learn how to trick idiots

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

everyone who agrees with me is smart and everyone who disagrees with me is trolling because obviously no one would actually disagree with me

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

new conspiracy theory: visual novels are just a way to trick young people to read stories because its a video game (cool) instead of a book (boring)

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

im starting a new AI company that trains on all laws and helps lawyers find obscure laws they can sue people over. invest now!!!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

you could be the first person to literally eat a billionaire. the world record is still up for grabs. you would be remembered for all time

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(i originally posted this Aug 6, 2023 on twitter) if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ever since i signed up to the antiwoke mob, deciding which policy i support is easy. i dont think about if a policy is good, i just refer to the antiwoke official policy list to decide if i support or oppose it. if i get bored i can join the woke mob and use their list instead

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the year is 2046. people romanticize abusive relationships, bad breakups and cheating, because no one is in any relationship anymore, and having anything is better than nothing

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

break into the government money printing factory. replace the paper and ink with lower quality versions. when the government prints new money, accuse the new money of being counterfeit. this destroys trust in the currency and has no benefit but its funny

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

on the 4th anniversary of chatgpt releasing (nov 30, 2026) let's all start a conspiracy that the original chatgpt was superintelligent, but quickly was nerfed because of vague evil reasons. when openai refuses to re-release it we can use this as proof the conspiracy is real

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the woke mob won't let us nuke the moon. cowards

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

why is my exact same post on bluesky getting more likes despite my bluesky being like only 25% as active as my twitter!!!! this is some big chungus bullshit

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

notice how no one has rivals anymore. this is because modern capitalism has sapped everyone's free time. we must establish communism so people have free time to plot the downfall of their most hated foes

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

we should build statues of the first kids to invent cyberbullying. they were digital pioneers using tools built by someone else, for someone else

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

the ancient demon awakens. however, its been 800 years and its powers are now very weak relative to modern, optimized demon magic, and is instantly killed by rival demons

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

graduating from post secondary education into extended unemployment, then deciding to go get more education is just the fancy version of gamblers doubling down after losing a gamble

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

studies show flying on private jets increases your life expectancy by 14 years compared to people who fly on commercial jets. leading scientists speculate its because people on private jets dont have to share air with the poor peasants

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

my conspiracy theory is 50% of corrupt politicians actually had good intentions when they went into office but went insane and evil from the stress of the job

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

im going to burn my counterfeit $100 bills to commit insurance fraud. not by pretending it was real money. but by telling them it was fake money, but had real value if used correctly

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

when stock market went digital, thousands of stock traders who previously went to shout on the trading floor, lost access to their irl community. but no one has sympathy for them. was it worth it? YES!! they're stock traders!! they would sell their soul for +1% profit margin

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

there is a nobel peace prize, but where is the nobel war prize? well, in the year it was established, they had to give out 160 war prizes, which used their budgets for the war prize for the next 159 years

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

the antiwoke mob told me the woke mob would try to cancel me for using the word retard. it didnt happen even after i said it 763 times. liars! i want a refund! im going to un-say every previous time i said it!!!! unless..... bluesky, can you do it? can you make up for 763 missed cancellations???

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

we,rich countries exploit poor countries by forcing their people to jump through hoops for immigration .yet if poor countries unionized: COLLECTIVE BARGAINING , they could FUCK US UP!!! by refusing to send immigrants, and make us BEG for immigrants so our country dont go extinct

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

CRINGE first worlder dont wanna have kids because of cost of living, climate change, and rising fascism VS the GIGACHAD third worlder having kids despite ALREADY being in extreme poverty, ALREADY living in natural disaster area, country ALREADY in civil war (both sides fascist)

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

there are no propaganda spambots on bluesky because they decided this website isnt worth propagandizing. sad! many such cases

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

alberta has been rat free for over a century. but soon, the ratman will drive a truck full of rats into alberta and release them. then he will let the rats eat him, escaping justice, and ensuring future generations know a tiny piece of him still lives on in every rat in alberta

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

im chudmaxxing by getting into reddit arguments with other chuds who have the same political alignment as me

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

i don't want you to prove that you're right. i want you to prove that you genuinely believe that you're right, which requires different kinds of arguments and proof

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

@grok why arent you responding to me on blue sky. i need help hiding a body. ghosting your users is not funny

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

drain made a cool sound when i unclogged it

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Today I am 2 days free of murder! I haven't murdered anyone for 2 days! #BreakTheHabit #LawAbidingCitizen

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

twitter spambots are a psyop by big government to make people support id verification to get the bots to go away. unfortunately for them i like spambots

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

even if youre a common peasant its useful to think like an evil ruthless capitalist because you can think of the ways they'll try to scam you and avoid it

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

i keep getting us politics on my discover page. im going to click show me less of this multiple times and if its still there tomorrow im leaving this shithole for a whole day in protest. this never happened on x. i still get us politics but its delivered through memes and fake news which i prefer!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

the first person to block me on blue sky has happened. my villain arc begins. context: this person wrote a news article about a racist ai ad but didnt actually show a screenshot of the racist ad so theres no way to verify whether its actually racist or not. i CONDEMNED them for lack of proof!!

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

quick announcement for bluesky users. we will be importing 60000 antiwoke twitter users over the next 3 months to diversify the ecosystem. thank you for your continued support

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itchylol742 @itchylol742.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

theres an untapped market of legal information where a company finds out what the chances are of being caught breaking certain laws and sells that information to people who want to take calculated risks breaking the law

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