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@itbeeep.bsky.social
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same beep different bitch stay mad. stay mystified. [they/themb]

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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and if i say fall guy is my ferris bueller
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im like the batman with my devices. coming to you live from the beep machine
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WHO AM I. IM POSITIVELY GIDDY BRO
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
and suddenly im the guy coming home from the war
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh boy i will NOT be using this power for good
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
do i.. have game??
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i REALLY enjoy calling animals by their Taxpayer AU names🙏
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WHOOO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JAYCE. JAYBE, OR.. JAYBE NOT
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ONCE AGAIN ASKING HOW WE FEELIN OUT THERE IN VIKTOR NATION
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
thank you for agreeing
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
thank you im hilarious
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i hardly know 'er
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DO U EVER AVOIDANT YOUR WAY INTO A FEEDBACK LOOP OF THE WORD "WHATEVER" BC SAME
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
im not just sure...
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
RIGHT
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
did you know i actually own a steam deck
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
why do grown adults not know how to communicate? why am i receiving emails that say "i need to do xyz" that do not ask anything of me? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, SCOTT?
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
im SOOO close to sending out a VERY strongly worded Friendly Reminder
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ohh yeah understandable!! im not super familiar with him outside this show other than the basics of the character so it's all relatively fresh for me
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
all fair! i just meant that the construct thing indicates there's something else going on so im holding off on forming an opinion just yet
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
idk i feel like the point is he acts that way because Trauma and we havent really scratched the surface yet. his dad was passed over for a reason; a straightforward military man isnt capable of the impossible bc all he can do is follow orders. but This guy kept a fake bird alive while unconscious
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wait why
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IM SO LOCKED TF IN I JUST GET ITTTTTT
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
major issue o7
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
minor inconvenience: DEVASTATING major issue: not ideal
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
no brainer? why not?? WHO CARES IF I HARDLY KNOW HER
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
guys the venom movies are actually peak cinema
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
me when the barista has my order before i said who i was
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Cars Disney
Alt: gif of Fred from Cars (2006), who is always shocked and delighted that famous people know his name, not realizing he has a name tag on
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
nvm it's all worth it for the "Holy smokes, you're efficient!" email i just received. i should be sleep deprived more often🙏😔
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
fuck espresso all my homies hate espresso (just had espresso)
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i love to lie on the interwebs
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
WHAT'S A <3 BETWEEN BROS
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
motor city is the epitome of can't have shit in detroit and i LOVE it for that
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I AGREE I AGREEEEEE
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh my god why the fuck am i getting marketing texts FROM MY FUCKING DOCTOR
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
that's God's comma🙏
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
see i like this one. comma to the top
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
chaotic evil
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
if you spell y'all like ya'll i SHALL be asking you what tf "ya will" means
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
evidently i do just sort of show up and involve myself BUT IN A GOOD WAY AND THEY LIKE IT :D
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
LITERALLY SO LOCKED TF IN FOR THIS FINALE RN
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the freakening..
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
conversely: MY LOVE (derogatory)
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
DUDE (with romantic intent)
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
APPARENTLY ONE TIME I GENUINELY OPENED A CONVERSATION WITH "in the end nothing matters. we're all edible" HEY SO WHAT ??
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
do NOT turn on typing indicators around me. i WILL be lurking and stalking when you least expect it... why did it take you so long to come up with that three word response hm??
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
really enjoying pronouncing trebuchet like tree bucket. get with it
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b 🧜‍♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
im literally such a zippy lil guy
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