b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026im like the batman with my devices. coming to you live from the beep machine 010
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i REALLY enjoy calling animals by their Taxpayer AU names🙏 011
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ONCE AGAIN ASKING HOW WE FEELIN OUT THERE IN VIKTOR NATION 110
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026DO U EVER AVOIDANT YOUR WAY INTO A FEEDBACK LOOP OF THE WORD "WHATEVER" BC SAME 010
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026why do grown adults not know how to communicate? why am i receiving emails that say "i need to do xyz" that do not ask anything of me? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, SCOTT? 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026im SOOO close to sending out a VERY strongly worded Friendly Reminder 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026minor inconvenience: DEVASTATING major issue: not ideal 100
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 04/08/2026me when the barista has my order before i said who i wasstatic.klipy.comCars DisneyAlt: gif of Fred from Cars (2006), who is always shocked and delighted that famous people know his name, not realizing he has a name tag on 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 31/07/2026fuck espresso all my homies hate espresso (just had espresso) 100
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 27/07/2026motor city is the epitome of can't have shit in detroit and i LOVE it for that 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 23/07/2026oh my god why the fuck am i getting marketing texts FROM MY FUCKING DOCTOR 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026if you spell y'all like ya'll i SHALL be asking you what tf "ya will" means 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026evidently i do just sort of show up and involve myself BUT IN A GOOD WAY AND THEY LIKE IT :D 001
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 14/07/2026APPARENTLY ONE TIME I GENUINELY OPENED A CONVERSATION WITH "in the end nothing matters. we're all edible" HEY SO WHAT ?? 010
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 14/07/2026do NOT turn on typing indicators around me. i WILL be lurking and stalking when you least expect it... why did it take you so long to come up with that three word response hm?? 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026really enjoying pronouncing trebuchet like tree bucket. get with it 011
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 09/07/2026oh no. i fucked around and might soon have to find out. not ideal not ideal 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026being a menace is my absolute favourite pastime you guys should get on this shit fr🙏😔 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026IT'S THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ACTUAL BEST TELEVISION SERIES EVER CREATED 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 :D 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"it's a cutesy girlpower song you guys are just misogynists" it's a bad jimmy eat world cover... 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 06/07/2026CURRENTLY INJECTING PUMPKINS AND LEAVES AND BATS INTO MY VEINSSSSSS 020
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"not available in your area" genuinely you are a lying liar who lies. it's the internet. i have wifi. i CAN get on the internet and see the content from literally any area. YOU are not allowing me 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026did you guys know that if you put your phone on vibrate it will vibrate if you have a notification? what a concept 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026OF ALL THE GODDAMN GIN JOINTS. AND ON A T U E S D A Y ??? 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i like saying I Believe You when someone gives me new information. why does it throw people off so bad lmao 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 26/06/2026shout out to my immune system, sorry for fucking w ur flow by doing [legal] drugs, my bad bro thanks for not overreacting 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 25/06/2026oh yeah no my bad ive only been emailing reminders to you every day for the past week SORRY FOR ASSUMING YOU WOULD FOLLOW UP WITH YOUR GUY WHILE YOU STILL HAD TIME TO GET IT DONE BEFORE THE DUE DATE 000
b 🧜♂️ 🎃🦇 @itbeeep.bsky.social · 24/06/2026why do the Main Male MRobins all have names that are just two first names. what's that about guys 100
