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Claire Zee

@itbeclairezee.bsky.social
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Just a funny girl who won't fix your computer. Somewhere between your crush's crush and your favorite trainwreck. Medically considered "a Cat Girl". Linktree: linktr.ee/ItBeClaireZee

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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Took advantage of getting home from work early to make sure I can bring my partner home to a home-cooked meal!
A pot on a stove with a chowder inside.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Profile picture change!
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thought I'd do something different with my hair, now I have bangs.
Woman wearing a magenta shirt and glasses, with bangs and hair pulled into a side ponytail.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who needs to go to a gas station for hot dogs when you got me to cook 'em!
An electric skillet with 5 rather charred hot dogs.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nothing like a flat fucking tire nearly a month after getting a new car to capstone the day. And because there's no donut, I can't even take my car home, and it's gotta be towed to get a tire change. Which means I have to get an Uber/Lyft to get home. Fan-fucking-tastic.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"Watch the Tram Car, Please!"
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
No one asked, but "Yes, the glasses stay on."
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Guess who I'm behind about a month later. All I'm saying is if I see a pilot who appears to rely on Tesla self-, driving, I'm gonna be like, "Boy, I hope he's qualified."
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
For the second night in a row @paramountplus.com has forcibly changed the live feed as @colbertlateshow.bsky.social was about to start, and refused to connect to the channel airing the show. They wanna play censorship games like that, they can fuck off.
A television displaying a message:

"You have unsubscribed from from Paramount+ Premium Monthly.  You can continue to enjoy Paramount+ Premium Monthly through 04/25/2026.  If you change your mind and want to resubscribe, you can do so any time before 04/25/2026.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
- Bought $50 worth of scratch offs. - Won $55 - Also won a free $2 and $5 ticket.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
So at one point when I started playing Fallout Shelter, I took one of the Vault Dwellers that I thought looked closest to me, renamed her, and gave her glasses. Tell me how I just recently maxed out her SPECIAL and only just now realized it basically looks like Sarah McBride?
A screenshot of the mobile game "Fallout Shelter", containing a bespectacled woman in a blue polka-dot dress, holding a firearm, being followed by a Scottish Fold cat.  Both figures are partially obscured by a table in the foreground, with the parts that are obscured highlighted in bright green.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
So at one point when I started playing Fallout Shelter, I took one of the Vault Dwellers that I thought looked closest to me, renamed her, and gave her glasses. Tell me how I just recently maxed out her SPECIAL and only just now realized it basically looks like Sarah McBride?
A screenshot of the mobile game "Fallout Shelter", containing a bespectacled woman in a blue polka-dot dress, holding a firearm, being followed by a Scottish Fold cat.  Both figures are partially obscured by a table in the foreground, with the parts that are obscured highlighted in bright green.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I voted for Herb Conway. I voted for Corey Booker. I voted for Andy Kim. I voted for a Barbara Buono I voted for Phil Murphy. I voted for Mikie Sherrill. I voted (regrettably) voted for Biden. My state was called for Kamala while I was in line to vote, so my vote didn't matter.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Pfp change
A close-up selfie of a light-skinned woman with shoulder-length brown wavy hair, wearing black-framed glasses and a thick red knitted beanie that has a small bubble tea pin on the side. She’s smiling softly with her head slightly tilted, looking toward the camera. Her right hand is raised in a peace sign near the left side of the frame. She’s wearing a black top, gray hoodie, and is in a light colored room.A woman with fair skin, shoulder-length brown hair, and dark-framed glasses takes a selfie inside a car. She is wearing a black V-neck shirt and has a gentle smile.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Felt cute, might delete later. Unless the bombs beat me to it.
A woman with fair skin, shoulder-length brown hair, and dark-framed glasses takes a selfie inside a car. She is wearing a black V-neck shirt and has a gentle smile.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's been long overdue. Invoke the #25thAmendment. Remove the Cinnamon Toast Dunce now.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Let's say we the bombs drop and somehow people survive. Is it gonna be Fallout rules as far as money goes? Is there only certain brands of caps we're using (like how it's pretty much established that you're only using Nuka, Sunset Sasparilla, Bawls, and Vim caps) (cont.)
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
When they have to rely on Semantics, they know they've already lost.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Dear Algo, show me less white liberal and Blue MAGA opinions.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don't know how my spouse found it, but I'm not sure I can quantify what I'm feeling looking at this into words.
A bottle of "Jones Soda Co Sunset Sasparilla".
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Some nights it's just a "touch my butt and I'll Doordash us some Taco Bell night".
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
She's a solid 2, but she knows how to stuff a cabbage.
A casserole dish with some stuffed cabbage rollsA casserole dish with some stuffed cabbage rolls covered in a homemade tomato sauceA casserole dish with some stuffed cabbage rolls covered in a homemade tomato sauce
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Why is it that Google seems to reward me MORE money for receipts with LESS money spent? Make it make sense.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Getting ready for work would be so much easier for me if I wasn't getting intrusive thoughts about how my spouse should just hold me down and knock me up, despite the medical impossibility.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just passed a Tesla with a vanity license plate. "NO HANZ". And apparently if their plate frame is correct, they're a Cessna pilot. All the more reason for me to stay firmly planted on the ground.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This 13 dollar push-up I bought from Amazon is definitely a bit small for me (it's likely not a 48G in US size, despite being advertised as such), but I do like that it makes my boobs bounce like a Soul Calibur character.
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Artisan Brain🧠 @artisanbrain.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Perfectly pointed (although taco's equipment is not inadequately drawn to scale) Cartoonist Anantha Atiqna?
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Caught myself a Perfect Trubbish. I genuinely love her.
Screenshot from Pokémon GO of an appraisal screen, showing a Garbador with perfect stats.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Remember kids: - Practice good OPSEC - Use a VPN that isn't centered in a Five, Six, Plus 3, Nine, or Fourteen Eyes country - Vet any encrypted groups you're a part of - Don't leave a trail - No such thing as "encrypted social media" - Loose lips sink ships
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We really need to get comfortable with the idea that we may not be able to vote ourselves out of the jam we're in. Since 2025 I've been hearing tons of "He can't do that!" cries, only for him to, you know, "do that".
Tweet from HeartSpocky (@heartsalty) on Twitter:

"It makes midterms even more important because that's the only way we can get him removed from office."
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We really need to get comfortable with the idea that we may not be able to vote ourselves out of the jam we're in. Since 2025 I've been hearing tons of "He can't do that!" cries, only for him to, you know, "do that".
Tweet from HeartSpocky (@heartsalty) on Twitter:

"It makes midterms even more important because that's the only way we can get him removed from office."
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It's finally happened. I've been asked to take a pregnancy test at a hospital. Not once, but twice. And I told them it's impossible for me to be pregnant. I didn't "waste time or resources" for anything.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Older Democrats are killing this country. Establishment Democrats are killing this country. We need younger, more progressive leadership.
Tweet from NewsWire (@NewsWire_US):

"It's pissing people off": Older Democrats are sick of hearing about "generational change" — Axios
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SnowsMom 🐶❤️🌊 @snowsmom.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Artisan Brain🧠 @artisanbrain.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Nepal's step by step how to overthrow dictatorship in 3 days. www.instagram.com/reel/DOmBQxw...
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"My car got totaled and all I got was this cumbersome thumb splint."
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
You never appreciate the mobility of your other arm until it's splinted up to keep a thumb from moving.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
So how's y'all's Monday?
A hand with the thumb covered in a medical wrap.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Always be in the lookout for manipulation tactics in the media.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If only we had elected officials that could impeach and remove the President before this becomes an issue.
Tweet from "Remarks" on Twitter:

JUST IN: (US Flag Emoji) President Trump considers declaring emergency to gain executive power over US elections.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Holy shit, she's threatening the President of the United States of America!
A screenshot of a Tweet from Rep Nancy Mace on Twitter.  "INTRODUCING: The Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to amend Title 18 to authorize the death penalty for aggravated sexual abuse, sexual abuse of a minor and abusive sexual contact offenses against children. It will also amend the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) to authorize the death penalty for the rape of a child.  There are no excuses for harming children. We've spent months fighting to expose Jeffrey Epstein's network of powerful predators. We've demanded accountability and pushed for transparency. Now we're making sure anyone who rapes a child faces the ultimate consequence.  Children are the most vulnerable among us. Those who prey on them deserve the harshest penalty our justice system can deliver. Death penalty for child rapists."
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ChaoticHuman @chaotichuman.x0f.nl · 25/02/2026
Hey Dems, just a reminder that f.e. JB Pritzker and AOC also exist and that you don't have to support that american Starmer.
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Feminecronomicon 🏳️‍⚧️ @imaginesirikeeton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yeah it’s like all the people finding out over the past few years that Corey Booker is a hack. I’m from NJ so I knew and everyone I know from Newark has known even longer.
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Brandon Borrman @borrman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I love all the people who haven't had to live with Gavin for years suddenly learning who Gavin actually is. Learn from those of us who went through this almost 20 years ago.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
No bingo unfortunately.
The same bingo card from the quoted from the original post, but with 10 out of 25 squares checked off in green, but not in a bingo formation.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
And I thought Twitter Liberals were bad. Do yourself a favor and never mention you're not voting for Newsom on Threads. You'll never hear the end of it.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
My bingo card for tonight.
A Bingo Card styled with American Flag imagery, labeled "State of the Union 2026".

A 5-by-5 grid is filled with the following in order, left to right, top to bottom.:

Slurred Speech, America 250th, Greenland, Cartels, Midterms Rigged, Epstein Hoax, Melania Movie, Tariffs, Newscum, Canada 51st State, Third Term, Voter ID/SAVE Act, Joe Biden (Free Space), China, Affordability, Weird Noises, Drug Prices Down [fake]%, Fake News, 2020 Stolen, Economy, Dem Cities, Ballroom, ICE Doing a Great Job, Nobel Prize, Transgender For Everybody
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I really need to remember to use this more. Going back into Twitter was a mistake.
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I keep forgetting I have one of these 😂
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Claire Zee @itbeclairezee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Here I thought I'd have to wait till tomorrow to post this, but as of checking my email today, I found that I am legally Claire. It is no longer just my "Preferred Name", it is quite literally my name. Officially. Legally. Legalize(d) Claire
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