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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 16h

Who wants to buy me a Control Resonant steam code? I'll post pole or hole if you do

isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whenever I used to have the house to myself for a night or two, I would clean out and text every top I knew in hopes of getting some dick. But nowadays I just play video games in my pajamas and drink half a box of wine. So yeah, I just played 8 straight hours of Grounded 2, what about it?

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Other games: "hey, wanna buy both of our games? 15% off! Oh you already own one of the games? Thanks! Still 15% off if you buy the bundle!" Control: "hey, wanna buy both of our games? 28% off! Oh, you already own one of the games? Thanks! $10 *more* if you buy the bundle!"

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

never forget lemon grab's immortal words (yes, i get to post annihilation riffs until the power goes out)

lemon grab from adventure time declaims the words from the tower tunnel in Annihilation

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I really need someone who's good at sucking on tits to suck on my tits

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

No one I knew came to see the Philadelphia Fringe show I was in tonight and unfortunately I wanna be really passive aggressive about it

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I cannot believe they rolled Guillermo all over the floor like that. Was he good? God no. But that choreography was honestly rude.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nah, this face says "this does not always work"

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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 Free Palestine, now and always

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I love how "Sans Undertale" has made shorthand for all kinds of other characters now. Someone I follow on Instagram posted a picture with Liam Sullivan dressed up as his character "Kelly" from the viral music video "Shoes". Someone in the comments said "omg is that Kelly shoes"

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Absolutely horrified by this use of AI. it doesn't even violate two party consent laws cuz it's not technically recording you, it's listening and transcribing. I'm gonna be real wary of anyone wearing an apple watch.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love being flagrantly homosexual in heterosexual spaces

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wegovy keeps showing me these ads but if they try to make this gorgeous sexy husky man lose even a single pound I will take them to court.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I got the Borderlands DLC pack the other day and I'm playing through Mad Ellie: Vault of the Damned, and I'm obsessed with how much Anjali Bhimani is all over this thing. I know how parasocial this sounds, but since I know her d&d work, it feels like a friend is there in the game. 🥰

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Very successful birthday weekend. Tonight I had an improv birthday party where I did a scene with everyone. After fifteen scenes in a row I think I have to not think again for a while but I'll be damned if it wasn't the most fun I've ever had.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ugh I hate that I basically have the sex drive of a panda nowadays. I haven't had a dick in my ass in over a year. Granted I've never been a proper ho, but nowadays it seems that the few people I'm actually into aren't into me, and vice versa. I miss being wanted by people I want.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I mean if that's how they were going with Lilith's character she should have been played by Lisa Ann Walter

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

...it's over. It's finally over. I just... I don't know who their audience was? If it was fans of the games, this movie was offensive. If it's people who've never played the games, then it's unfunny and generic. The casting alone made it feel more like The Expendables than Firefly.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~78min: oh okay, so Lilith is a siren. Sorta. I guess. Fuck, I get that adaptations can take inspiration from the source material and make it their own, but this movie is inspired by borderlands the way my shits are inspired by last night's dinner.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~68min: at this point it's not even borderlands, it's a "we gotta get to the treasure" movie, with creature feature and zombie elements thrown in. The only thing making it Borderlands is the characters' names and Lilith's fuckass wig.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~51min: you just know Jack Black was making these faces the entire time he was in the recording booth

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~42min: everyone has had their personality and backstory rewritten to be as unrecognisable and generic as possible. They could have made this movie with all these same actors simply playing brand new characters in the BL universe and the script would be mostly unchanged. Not even JLC can save this.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~37min: I recently saw Moxxi's actress in an episode of Elsbeth! I was excited because Moxxi is supposed to be way older than she looks but is still sexy and sultry, and I was like "oh, this actress can do that!!!" But I guess the director said "talk with your mouth closed and don't have fun."

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~33min: sorry my bad how could I forget the $10 that went to these party city ass costumes. I don't understand why they made Lilith old (and not a Siren), Roland short, and Tina monotone. So far it seems like Krieg is the only character appropriately cast, and he barely talks. This is so ass.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~24min: okay I see, 30% of the budget went into pretty great set design and special effects. 60% went into hiring wildly inappropriate actors for existing and beloved characters, and rewriting those characters to fit the actors. 10% went into writing a movie to fit these new characters.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

~15min: okay Pandora actually looks great. The skags and vehicles were spot on, as was the Marcus impression. Claptrap looks great, but he's been on screen for three seconds and I already know it's Jack Black and he's doing a TERRIBLE job. So far we're 0/3 on casting main characters.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Timestamp ~12min: wait, is Lilith not a siren? I know that this movie takes aspects from several games (we've already met Krieg and Tina which I'm not angry at... yet), but Lil not being a Siren is like... Tannis not being a scientist, or Tina not liking bombs. It's like, her WHOLE deal.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Okay, I guess I'm gonna live skeet this now, once my tv finishes crashing from accidentally hitting the Netflix button instead of pause. Timestamp ~9min: I feel like Milith (Movie Lilith) should have had a heavy Philly accent. I mean, if you're gonna do her this dirty, why not? #givelilithahoagie

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Starting my birthday month and week right with a glass of wine and the worst video game movie adaptation of all time - Borderlands! Can't wait to see if I make it through this absolute disaster.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Truly baffled by the ways my brain will misfire

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Welp. Gonna find out if I'm still immune to poison ivy!! I've always assumed I'm immune because my grandmother was and though I've never had it, there's been times where everyone else got it except for me. But I haven't had an exposure in who knows how long... Until tonight!!

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The origin of the term "Mary Sue" is from a 1973 fanfic parody by Paula Smith. I just learned this and absolutely love this and would love to see every Trek convention panelist read this aloud.

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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh for the love of God :( Another legend gone 😥 Sleep well, Tim, thank you for the laughs, the frights, and one of the greatest line deliveries ever

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Tim Curry's Iconic 'Space Corrupt' Meme

ALT: Tim Curry's Iconic 'Space Corrupt' Meme

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ooh ooh also try A Deadly Education

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Final thoughts: as a fellow massive Muppet Christmas Carol fan who also loved the Rizzo reference, I think @seanferrick.bsky.social should watch it on stream this year for Christmas, especially since we're not getting a DW Christmas special!

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Now that I've watched it, he was 1000% correct at every turn. Doesn't mean I didn't have a camp ol' time with the episode - but I'm just pretending that the ending didn't happen.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just finished the new puppet episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. As someone who grew up on The Muppet Show and Muppets Tonight and Muppet Christmas Carol, the only thing I didn't enjoy was the ending... Iykyk.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I was able to fix it by renaming a .tmp file as "1.sav" thank goodness

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My computer crashed while playing #borderlands4. not the game's fault, just a janky computer that crashes all the time. But this time, it corrupted my character. 50+ hours in, and I have to start over. Or maybe I'll just go back and play bl3 again.

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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Separating the art from the artist only really works when the artist has died, not when they're actively using their income to harm Trans people. If you're continuing to put your money into Harry Potter-related things, you're funding efforts to hurt Trans people. It's really that simple.

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Trans Rights Are Human Rights

ALT: Trans Rights Are Human Rights

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hmm. Which, if any, of these sidewalk lights should I use? #pokopia

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I don't know how Jiavani is somehow even prettier in person? But I kept saying "omg I'm such a huge fan and I'm being so normal about this" while we took this picture I cropped my friends out of. And I was so normal except that I was visibly giddy and literally bouncing. She's so cool.

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isthiscanon @isthiscanon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My improv team performed in a major festival yesterday and it was easily our best work, we absolutely killed it. So proud.

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