Reposted by scalpel_much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026can't spell bahrain without rain i guess 1161
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 03/10/2026claude code wrote half the project, the celsius wrote the rest hackathons in 2026 are a shitpost funded by GitHub Copilot™ that ends up funneling the money to Anthropic 001
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 25/09/2026he wanna fuck to…the Azerbaijan Grand Prix - Qualifying Session? what? 010
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 21/09/2026I rolled lindsey graham’s PrEP with fenty and I refuse to apologize 012
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 14/09/2026sending signals of love out into the world i am but only a small antenna waiting for a wave to bounce back 020
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 04/09/2026to the girl who raced me down I-287 in a Tesla earlier, i love you can i give you a hug 100
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 31/08/2026WE OUT HERE DYING EVERY DAY WE OUT HERE DRAINING OUR BATTERY AND YOU CAN’T EVEN RECHARGE THAT SHIT BECAUSE WE ARE NOT A GOD DAMN IPHONE 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 29/08/2026The cringe contingent is the avant-garde of culture and that’s why meowing at people makes me a sociological innovator. 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 24/08/2026“she wanna fuck to some marvin gaye” i got the best head of my life bumping The Verve 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 19/08/2026she keeps locking eyes and trying to make out with me but i outright refuse to stop freestyling for anybody 020
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 14/08/2026I threw the brick in acetone and now it looks like tofu. I’m issuing a fatwa on the plug 031
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 03/08/2026When I die I’ll get high with my ghost Who else could I even smoke one with Fuck this plug and fuck my stupid mids When you wanna roll up, man, you gotta have papers I need more papers… 010
Reposted by scalpel_Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 15/07/2026The piss index is crashing! Sell piss! SELL ALL PISS! 2852951
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 14/07/2026i’m washed, chopped, and cooked, now they’re calling me The Vegetable 020
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 13/07/2026NOUVEAU PACK ❄️🍧☃️ JE VAIS TOMBER ↘️🪜💥😖 ENVOYEZ-MOI UN MESSAGE 📬📲💬 020
Reposted by scalpel_Iva Vukušić @vukusiciva.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Tomorrow is the 31st anniversary of the #Srebrenica #Genocide and the beginning of the mass executions of over 8,000 people. Honour them by better understanding what happened. I worked on this resource below and it remains one of the things I am most proud of. srebrenica.sense-agency.com/en/srebrenica.sense-agency.comSrebrenica | SREBRENICA - Genocide in eight acts 114080
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 09/07/2026there’s death, there’s dishonour, and there’s whatever weird third fate i’ve earned 010
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 08/06/2026In the stripped club straight Losing It and by It i mean… the Sanity 010
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 30/05/2026smoking GLP-1s off the foil with serena williams just to catch a vibe. i’m out here clipfarming with the ghost of rob ford and the tennis goat 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 09/05/2026if i wear enough multicam, maybe i’ll blend in and disappear from your perception completely. that would be nice 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 07/05/2026I compromised on the manicotti, I compromised on the broad, and maybe I jacked off in a tissue. That’s okay. It happens when you spend 10 years in the can 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 31/03/2026What’s the point of the Women-Only cars in Tokyo if the men get on and ogle you anyways? 010
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 21/10/2025haters mad because i’m stacking my arugula and my backwoods keep some salad. i Wonder if they see how Stevie they are to my vision 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 18/10/2025NOUVEAU PACK 🍍🍍⛽️⛽️ JE VAIS ME…TOUCHER ??? 🤤🍆✅ ENOYEZ UN MESSAGE‼️📨📨📥 000
Reposted by scalpel_sticc @philmurphy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Since the government shut down n shit can we get some hoes in here or what? 011
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 12/10/2025They put fetty in my 30s and ‘ro’d the -zenes in all the wocky If I do not make this play, I’ll eat a double-barred shotty I cannot go out to parties, psychotropics in my body Off the henny and the backwoods, smoking more gas than the saudis 110
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 11/10/2025I’m in so deep neither the Embassy or Red cross would rescue my sorry ass 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 14/09/2025FUCKED UP OFF THE YART I GOT DEPORTED OUT TO YODIELAND SUPERCOPY GIRL, HER BOTTEGA WAS MADE IN PAKISTAN 2K IN MY TRUNK CAUSE IT WAS SHIPPED IN FROM THE NETHERLANS TIPPED HER WITH A KLONOPIN, HAD NO MONEY FOR HER NIGHTSTAND #whitegirlwinter 000
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 31/08/2025Can I make this next play, or will God and David Steiner kill me? Vote now in the comments below 210
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 15/01/2025"I'm in the Roblox Development business. Everybody immediately assumes you're a furry groomer. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive." - Lito Soprano 030
scalpel_ @isnota.live · 15/12/2024☑️ wake up ☑️ turn on my swag 🔄 toke like Martha Stewart yeah it's Gaming time 020
