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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
yo whats good yall
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Addi Rockstar @addirockart.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
@jaina-splinters.bsky.social @vio.bsky.social @peganox.bsky.social @cristinaamazon.bsky.social @laborartisan.bsky.social @yankee-witch.bsky.social @icysergbarnes.bsky.social @bomblefts.bsky.social @bottomxi.bsky.social @hasansstache.bsky.social @ismayel.bsky.social @arunannow.bsky.social
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I HAVE 700 FOLLOWERS ??? HELLO WHERE DYALL COME FROM I DONT POST ON THIS PP AT ALL
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
@ismayel.bsky.social finding out I’m 30 and roasting me for being old lmao
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
wtf why does ostonox follow me on here
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
hey yall
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i dont understand the tweet the onion posted the article on November 19th, and babylonbee did so on November 18th. i don't understand the tweet someone help me.
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A LEGEND JS BACK
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
oh wow.
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
fixed it
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Hannah Alexa R @hannahalexar.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Idk how this app works but I’m just gonna start posting 🤷 here’s me and some of my art
Baby pig painting Lion painting Two worms smilingBaby shaped strawberry toys
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
thanks for 5 followers
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
no thoughts, just an underlying feeling that no matter how much you fight your just a bird stuck oil, flapping its life away to the expense of big corporations
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
5'2 OMEGALUL
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
why does this breed of dog look like a deformed white bee
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
the funny thing about watching Hasan for a while is you develop a sixth sense that tells when he goes live
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Incredible
Two tweets. Eight hours ago: infowars: the onion sucks
Twelve hours ago, Alex Jones: HOAX ALERT! The Onion did not buy INFOWARS! There was no auction! Federal Judge now investigating!
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I am willing to participate in slavery actually
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@theonion.com please hire me im funny and willing to work for the most meager pay imaginable.
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
why are we facebook posting
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
why is the "democrat" anchor on Fox News more left wing then many democrat anchors on say like CNN
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i creamed kinda
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i love the bluesky hype but it jsut doesnt feel the same... mann.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
oh wow
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
am i being stupid for genuinely being scared for Hasan's life
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
can someone explain to me why so many politicians are raging pedophiles
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
guys look what if found #doingdrugs
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
liberals being mad at leftists is like when the one dude who thinks hes in charge in the group project gets angry at the one dude who actually read the teachers instructions
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
never let Hasan cook on mysgoniginy
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
eating !!!
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
me and my bestie are going out to eat. having a joyful day.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Hey! 👋🏽 I’m back. Is anyone still here or seeing this?
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
#STOPTHESTEAL THE REAL WINNER IS JILL STEIN. BOTH THE REPUBLICAN AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAVE BEEN ROBBING THE MASSIVELY POPULAR GREEN PARTY VOTES.
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 11/11/2024
Here's your Intercept Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/Jhpt4a9
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
feeling cute recently (im so hungry brah)
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
am i the only one who never goes to the main channel to watch hasan content on youtube. only fan channels
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
shat so hard i saw ice spice through the tears
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Ismael @ismayel.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
"the only reason Trump likes hitler is because he sees himself in him" remarks dumb liberal
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