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Isa is collecting bones for decorations.

@isamclaren.bsky.social
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Cocktail devotee. Lover of crime. Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made. She/Her 🚫AI

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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 4h
I needed to write something down this morning and couldn't find a pen. I HAVE PACKED ALL THE PENS WHAT WAS I THINKING
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 16h
@jdawson001.bsky.social I think most of these markers are probably dead. Will I cull them before packing? Only this 3rd glass of wine knows for sure.
A wooden desk organizer has 3 compartments filled with various markers and pens, as well as a dwarf fighter and a rabbit. A small compartment holds paper clips, postit flags, and a yellow highlighter.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 16h
Today: Cleaned out Dad's desk Sorted my files & packed them* Donated 2 big bags of fabric Washed 2 loads of laundry Made a big meal for the week Forgot to buy pudding when I went to the store Had a double espresso that I'm going to regret later *except the super important ones that stay with me
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 16h
It's been rainy and cool this weekend so I decided to make soup. I managed to use up several things from the pantry.
A bowl of thick soup with beans, pasta shells, tomatoes, peas, carrots, onion, and vegetarian ground beef. Alongside is a piece of sandwich bread. Goat cheese and red wine round out the meal.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 23h
I was added to an AI-posts block list. I cannae be fashed to dispute it, but I don't knowingly post that crap.
@9021007.xyz has added me to the "Posted, Re-Posted, or linked to AI Slop" moderation list.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I talked to someone recently about a Halloween costume of The Joker, but I can't remember if it was here or in meat space. Either way, enjoy this pic of Middle Kid as The Joker and myself as a henchperson.
A teenager is wearing a purple shirt and green tie. Her short hair is dyed green and she's wearing white face makeup and red lipstick. Her arm is pulled back with clenched fist, ready to punch.
A middle-age woman is wearing a black turtleneck shirt, black beanie, and jeans. The shirt has a large, white number 1 on the front. She is holding a sign near her face that looks like a comic book caption which says Pow!
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More excitement today! I'm gathering up stuff for donations. If the rain isn't too bad, I can get rid of those today.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hooray! My weed delivery guy will still be my guy! I thought I might have to break a new one in. The first 3 drivers I had were weird. But I've had this same guy for about 6 years.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eggs are on the boil for lunch. After that, more packing and taking out trash. Super exciting, right? 😆
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I took a bunch of fabric bins over to the new place. I'd like to move more but the cleaning crew isn't coming until the 12th. There's nowhere to put stuff. Sure, I could clean the floors myself. But it's the principal. It should have been clean when I took possession.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Long boi #Caturday
A very long grey cat with white accents is lying on a colorful rug.
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Joanna Masters 🏳️‍⚧️ @joannamasters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3 hours left. Hint, hint.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@birdapp.rip Relevant to your interests
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yet another of his posts that sounds ghost-written. Not nearly enough caps. Full sentences that are coherent (subject matter aside). This really needed "No one does bribery better. We have the BEST BRIBERY!"
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bla bla blaaaa #mutualaid
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a massive headache. It doesn't help that they're installing new fire doors and drilling through concrete. 🤕🤯
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time Sidekick Mech asks about his monthly report, that task gets lowered in priority. He used to be first. Now he's last, and working his way down the list of other tasks. I get a stack of daily maintenance logs from each building. I scan & upload. He files them after I scan.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In family chat, one of the kids made a joke about not helping me unpack after I move. I joked back. Then another chimed in, doubling down. I know they're joking. But I'm still upset. 😢
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another meeting this morning, but from Boss this time. He's pissed. Young Mech and Clueless Mech need to get their shit together.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Snuggle-butts
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a different reality, coffee shop curmudgeon. As is, a vengeful sea witch with a fast car and a bottle of whisky.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have decided on my Halloween costume for work. 😈
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have decided on my Halloween costume for work. 😈
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just made the last rent payment to my cunt landlord.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
His parents must be SO proud. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To no one's surprise, he threw someone under the bus instead of taking responsibility.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evil Diva is lucky that it's #NoStabWednesday
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have so much work to do and I don't want to do any of it.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell, yeah!
A medieval illustration of a blue griffin with gold wings. The text reads, "Griffin. You're fearsome and powerful."My right forearm with a Celtic knotwork griffin tattoo around my wrist. This was my very first tattoo. I was 40. This picture is about 5 years old.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least 3 different sets of people have viewed the upstairs apartment. However, I can't find it listed anywhere. I'm just curious as to what the rent will be. I'm delighted that the landlord will have to renovate 2 more apartments in Nov. FAFO, bitch
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My new house number is completely different from my previous ones. First house was 204. Second was 205. Apartment, 204. And I changed 3 zip code numbers, not just 2. I'm going to be confused for ages. At least I've had the same phone number since 1991.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I scolded a tech via email yesterday about a missing receipt. Turns out, he had actually sent it in. My scolding is still valid. He often "forgets" to send receipts and reports. Let's see if he submits the correct form with his monthly reports this time. 5 months in a row, he's sent the wrong one.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn't sleep. Couldn't get my brain to turn off. Should be fun at work. I'm behind schedule b/c of time off. It's not only EoM, it's end of fiscal year.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hats and handbags are packed, each in their own bin. Handbags are stuffed with folded ties and scarves. Handbags are heavy. Hats, not so much. (Not each hat in its own bin. Hats are in one, handbags in the other.)
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure, lots of people will offer a hand. But how many will offer a foot?
A plastic foot for displaying socks.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why did I take this afternoon off? All I did was panic. I could have done that at work and saved my PTO.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I *think* I've got all the books packed. Of course, I labeled them all "books" to avoid confusion when I unpack.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminder: if you use an asterisk or other character in place of a letter, it doesn't get filtered by muted word lists. For example, if you put "d*gs" then mute lists don't recognize it as "dogs" and will show it to people who have that word muted.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to miss this guy! Glad I finally got a good picture.
A large owl is sitting in a tree looking at me.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moving day has been scheduled. Time for full-on panic mode as I try to finish packing.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is cell service/coverage related to the provider? I thought they all used the same cell towers. But coverage is bad at the new place so I'm wondering if I should switch providers.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evil Diva had a "come to Jesus" meeting with the mechanics. Afterwards, Young Mech said to me that he's tired of being threatened about getting fired. It's not Diva's call on that.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had a house dream during my nap that was very unlike my others (not frequent but recurring). There wasn't a water feature, no creepy basement filled with shelves of empty jars covered in cobwebs, and it had no connection to my mother. Gotta tell you, those dreams are freaky. But this wasn't.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You never saw me. I wasn't here.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dishes are done. Dinner planned for the next 3 days, maybe longer. Packed 2 boxes. Cat boxes and shower will be after dinner. Another box or 2, depending on energy level.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nap achieved!
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want a nap. A real proper nap. Not just a wee chair nap.
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Isa is collecting bones for decorations. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know those slippers that you tucked away until the weather turned chilly? Check them for spiders before you put them on.
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