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Isadore O. Penn

@isadoreopenn.bsky.social
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"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the hell out of it." -J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs

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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 15h
The cartoons were crap. I remember them all too well. Cracked was always crap. I read... 2 issues. I had to read a second issue, because I couldn't believe how bad the first was.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
'Ow d'ye cook it, then? Bit large for the Aga.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not, I trust, the sort of doors that get opened at three in the morning whilst only half-awake...
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Recommended reading. Seb Falk: 'The Light Ages: The Surprising Story Of Medieval Science'.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A statue of the Duke of Wellington. Steve already has the orange hat...
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sedimentary it was, 'til it did go 'Down, Down, Down' and metamorphic it bekaym.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They meant to call the band ASLAN, but by the time they spotted the mistake, the cover art had already gone to the printer. ...and here's a post (and recipe link) for Chocolate stout cake. bsky.app/profile/nita...
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meowndrian.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chocolate Stout?! I'm passing this one on to @hillhighlander.bsky.social
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Leave only footprints-and the trash you were taking to the dumpster- and take only memories. "The Wild shall Wild remain."
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"From Bluesky's heart, I stab at thee!"
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just found it on Yoo-Hoo tube! Someone must have found a print, somewhen in the last (mumble) years.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In theatre, then? The master print and all known distribution copies have been lost for donkeys. I've only seen the pirate video, which-due to poor video syncing-is entirely unwatchable.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now I'll spend the day imagining Charlie Brown and Snoopy in Harlan Ellison's 'A Boy And His Dog'.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'Turhout'? I'm gonna consider that a portmanteau of 'turnout', and of 'truth-out'- a word I think I just invented...
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, and to a soundtrack from Peter Schickele and Joan Baez.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A mashup of "Send In The Clones" and "Hello, Dolly"
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
♪ I am for the man who drives a hammer To rock you to the grave ♫
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could stand to seedless of this sort of thing. Translation for my fellow Yanks: Sultanas are sold on this side of the pond as Golden, or Golden Thompson raisins.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Fishy, Fishy"? Is the restaurant entirely Python themed, or do they at least have an autographed photo of Danny John-Jules over the bar? "I'm gonna get you, little fishy."
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Pass me the Wooster-shester-shister-shyster sauce." - Moe Howard.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"All artists imitate, great artists steal" - Banksy (though he may have stolen it) I think Mr. Rockwell would have gotten a laugh from this one, and no apology needed.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Aye, that's a peaty one. I canna e'en see th' bottle!
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh, for tha love o' Mikhail!
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You oughter know, the landlord's daughter is the otter spotter.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh, my. I've only seen him once, in '99 at DC's 9:30 Club; solo, with just a couple of instruments. What a difference 23 years makes: full band, and having the time of his life!
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Moon rises copper Shifts blue-white in slow journey Across the night sky #haiku
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"America Falls ! That's where it happened ! Slooowly Trump turned, step by step, diaper by diaper..."
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Mr. DeCamera? I'm ready for my close-up."
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Waffle waffles, or can we haz stroopwafel?
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Last peal of thunder With shifting wind clouds disperse And a star appears #haiku
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WAMU does have recordings of the shows on-line for a few weeks after airing. (they don't archive the shows; something about copyright issues.)
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sunday nights, at 7 pm. EST, you can also tune in to 'The Big Broadcast' from Washington, DC's WAMU 88.5 FM. wamu.org/show/the-big...
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The Big Broadcast
The Big Broadcast is WAMU’s longest running program. The show features a collection of vintage radio shows from the ‘30s, ‘40s, and ‘50s, hosted by Tony-Award winning playwright, lyricist and director...
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How does anyone limit themselves to just two?
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well, it was originally painted around the time of the Stuart Restoration...
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm synclined to think the geo-boffins are at fault here. Too much on their plates already, perhaps.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Many paths I walk Seeking the Way. All paths end The Way is endless #haiku
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you. As a minister ordained by the Church of the Subgenius, I do try to keep track of other cults - if only to see if they're good for a laugh. This one...has possibilities. "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" - J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mammalsplaining.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"In a hole in a cliff in Provence, there spoke a Python."
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t." — (Mark Twain)
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And I thank you for the repost.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Giver of Brains in the night.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Declining, but not gone. In our lifetimes, the fabled Northwest Passage has become reality, and practical for shipping. There is still ice to shove out of the way, though, and the US does need a few modern ice-breakers. Unfortunately, this administration is surely going to pooch the deal.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That's what TAs are for.
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Comfortable sprawl Legs half-crossed, no further Fading Lotus Pose #haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt
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Paul David Mena @extraspecialbitter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
help wanted: an entry level lotus position #DailyHaikuPrompt
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Isadore O. Penn @isadoreopenn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Troll account. Trying to get banned, and then go boast about how long the account stayed active. Reported.
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