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Isaac Evilman🐀

@isaacevilman.bsky.social
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I say boomer with the hard r He/him

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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 6h
Huh!? Chiitan!?!?
Chiitan (who isn’t following me) randomly liking my post asking what the current anime season’s gay anime is.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 9h
Okay, so the last few anime seasons, I’ve had a gay show. Winter was Isekai Office Worker, Spring was Nakamura, Summer was Young Ladies Don’t Play Fighting Games. What’s Fall 2026’s gay anime. I need that niche filled.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday to me!
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m watching a random anime because apparently season 2 is gonna be part of the next anime season. It’s a time travel magic slop show and it just has one of the main characters being gay! Like, not subtext. He very obviously has a crush on the main character.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Yaoi Day everyone!
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
God damn it. I need to bitch about something, but I can’t do it publicly, because it’ll doxx where I live…
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I just found out I might be a dual citizen. Canadian Bill C-3 makes it so that I can claim citizenship by descent, because my grandmother was Canadian.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Okay, I enjoy being invited to raids in Pokémon Go, but are you really inviting me to a STARLY raid TWICE!? I’m not using a remote raid pass to help you battle a one star Starly. One remote raid pass is 195 coins. That’s equivalent to four days (I’m not spending real money).
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m sure my mutuals will be excited about the Kingdom Hearts 4 section of the Nintendo Direct
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s that time of year again
Meme of Detective Pikachu holding up a rainbow flag with text overlaid saying it’s “june” which means it’s ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT. anyone caught NOT being a GAY will be immediately reported to the FBI.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Guess where I am
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Her brother Whiskey just joined her this morning. Rest in peace, Saucy Pants and Whiskey Whiskers. Here’s Whiskey on my shoulder like Pikachu.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I just went to feed my cats and found one of them dead in their litter box. Rest in peace Saucy. You were a good girl.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Happy birthday all horses in the Northern Hemisphere!
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The new Twitter TOS might force my hand and make me actually migrate here
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Why the fuck did the French gender the word for “Nice to meet you???” Are you seriously telling me having “enchanté” and “enchantée” is necessary? Does my gender affect how nice it is to meet someone?
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Currently at a B52s concert for my birthday. I’ll let you know when they start playing Rock Lobster.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I’m officially a quarter of a century old.
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I’ve been watching HunterxHunter finally… I’m on the Chimera Ant arc… I don’t like this show anymore… my girl… she didn’t deserve that… I hope that fish-ant gets hit with Gon’s rock. Who taught the ants to use guns?
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Almost missed it. HAPPY YAOI DAY!!!
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Walking down the street to work in Metropolis. At the corner I spot Krypto. Delighted, I wave and say “here boy!” Excited, he runs over to play. He rears up and put his paws on my legs, instantly liquefying my kneecaps and femurs.
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Nipah @nipahdubs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Would be crazy if a billionaire playboy from Gotham came over and we kissed ahaha...jk... ...unless?
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I finally picked Ni No Kuni back up and Khulan just got introduced… you can REALLY tell that Oliver’s voice actor is English and doing an American accent. Everyone else is pronouncing “Khulan” the way you’d expect and then Ollie-boy chimes in with “We found Cool-Anne!”
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
“Billy Binion”
Screenshot of the notorious list of “American names” that were created for the Super Famicom game Fighting Baseball
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My mom just slipped while shoveling the driveway and dislocated her ankle.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/09/2023
i forgot how nice this social media site is. sorry for forsaking you bluesky and not posting for 2 weeks. i will never betray you again
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Context of the internet @funnyordie.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Damn. Twitter has SO MANY more bots recently…
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Finally! A likes tab!
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
If I ever visit Europe, I’ll need someone who’s willing to have sex in the restroom in Vatican City to go with me…
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Finally just watched the new Charlie Puth music video… I love how much of a slut he is!
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I just realized something. On Twitter, I kept my pronouns out of my main’s bio because I got into fights with chuds a lot and didn’t want to give them the easy dunk. I’m free! I’m freeeeee!!!!!!
Tobor from Sharkboy and Lavagirl flying away while saying “I’m Free.”
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Oh my god. I updated my Twitter handle to include my @ here and I got suspended… it was INSTANT…
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 14/08/2023
You are not getting paid kenough
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Isaac Evilman🐀 @isaacevilman.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Wow, the sky sure isn’t green, but the sky is blue. Have a passion in a million way.
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n @swg.dev · 18/08/2023
this is a free pass to gaslight one person today :)
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$ex Toilet The Yin Yang Man @redicnomad.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Top: hey slut, give me a Bluesky invite Bottom: bsky-fhgfdc-fjhvgd-fdfff
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