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@irwegwert.bsky.social
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MSPaint is hell. I'm ace. he/him

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>8[-DX @8dx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
orange
Furry cat guy or gal waving at us from an orange clouded backdrop on a vivid multicoloured field.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
powerscaling is fucking stupid
Powerscadle, a daily power-scaling web game. The matchup is Patagotitan mayorum, a real world dinosaur, vs! Wave (Grand Chariot (End of Series)), from Akame ga Kill!
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
powerscaling is fucking stupid
Powerscadle, a daily power-scaling web game. The matchup is Patagotitan mayorum, a real world dinosaur, vs! Wave (Grand Chariot (End of Series)), from Akame ga Kill!
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
on one hand, it might be more bearable than having 8 full length campaigns in one game. on the other, i simply need to play out the strategy battle that explains the amazing reason he's red
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's taken like 130 hours, but i have finally beaten fortune's weave. it's a beautiful mess of a game. i really love it, and i'm so happy fire emblem has a good story, good characters, and good worldbuilding again. can't wait for it to ruin my life for another 90 hours if they add dlc
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 07/10/2026
People don't believe me, but I'm TELLING you, there MUST be an active campaign strategy happening in media published by WB or other parts of JK's team trying to force HP awkwardly and unnaturally into public consciousness. Certainly from the WB side, I've seen multiple properties doing it already.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BILLY MOUSE HERE WITH MY NEW PRODUCT, OXYSWORD! IT CUTS THROUGH GRIME AND SAVES *YOU* TIME!
A brown mouse with a dark brown beard and hair stands in a dark blue-purple shirt. He has a white undershirt peaking out from under the blue-purple shirt at the top. We can see he is wearing a brown belt and light orange pants because I don't have a khaki pencil. The mouse is holding a white bucket with the part of it a lighter blue with dark blue spots that also has a sword on it, with the words Oxy Sword on it. The shirt had a yellow patch above a breast pocket that also reads Oxy Sword.

The drawing is a parody of the old OxyClean commercials by the late Billy Mays.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my one weakness: a guy with two attacks
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if a mouse was the ONLY ONE TO HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYRAT
A brown mouse face has been split up into polygons, each shaded a different shade of brown. Their eyes are blue and triangles. They have spit out two swords that are grey and red 

This is a reference to the Andross boss fight from the SNES Star Fox game.
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the harry potter fan community is exhausting because no amount of terrible things jkr does will make them stop engaging with it and creating stuff for it. at best, they go, "i'm not financially supporting her, so everything i'm doing is 100% fine." they refuse give up something "important" to them
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holy shit
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if a mouse drove Lowly Worm's apple car from those Richard Scary bo- wait. Wait his name is "Lowly Worm??" Richard, that's kind of a dick move!
A brown mouse is in a red car shaped like an apple. It has headlights and tail lights which are coloured white. There is a green stem and leaf on the top. The mouse has a blue-purple suit on with a pink bowtie. There is a grey sword on the moise's side.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
drew this thing
A weird, purple monster that looks like a walking deep-sea eel (aka with arms and legs.) It has kelp-like hair, is wearing a cloak, and is holding onto a large, mossy anchor.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i thought i knew how much i loved three houses, and, yet, i was surprised by how much nostalgia i had when a track from that game reappeared in fortune's weave
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thank you!
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
drew this thing
A weird, purple monster that looks like a walking deep-sea eel (aka with arms and legs.) It has kelp-like hair, is wearing a cloak, and is holding onto a large, mossy anchor.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"scope creep" would be a good name for a game about sniping
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What if the dragon thing was s marketable plushy? (And also a mouse is there due to contractual obligation)
A teal dragon plushy has six arms, coloured red, brown, blue, yellow, green and black, one each. There is also a brown mouse with their arms raised in the top left.
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A freaking Ghost @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knight of the Cool S
Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i refuse to look into this. the curse is yours now
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i just got an "achievement" for playing fortune's weave for 10 hours. i think i might be enjoying this game
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fire emblem get. can't wait to not talk to anyone for, like, two weeks at least
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tragedy: my copy of fortune's weave won't arrive until tomorrow
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not only is it still getting new stuff in shonen jump, there were just new anime episodes released last month. i feel like i'm living on a different planet
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what do you mean hetalia is still being made
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They fired so many artists over this too. People who helped make the game iconic were tossed out on the street because the Slop Faucet could do it "decent enough". If you still play Fortnite, you're funding the hyper-acceleration of AI replacing Artists in Gaming
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i am official stuck in "waiting mode" for the new fire emblem. i'm just lazing about for the day to arrive lol
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
twilight princess randomizer that switches between the normal and mirrored versions between every loading zone
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sky-Rat
A cream coloured rat in a blue coat with golden buckles is also wearing a red scarf. He is wearing dark blue pants with cream white cuffs. He is holding a large blue flag which is flapping behind him with a skull and crossed swords on it but you can't really see them because I really misjudged the spacing on this one.

This is referencing Vyse from Skies of Arcadia.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if anyone's worried, i used a safe trap and released it very far away from the house. mouse is fine
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally caught the mouse that's been hiding in my room for a month, and it's such a weight off my shoulders
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what a horrible company www.rockpapershotgun.com/rockstar-had...
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Rockstar had a mole in the union worker Discord server "for over two and a half years", GTA 6 company reveals during legal battle
Court filings from the battle between GTA 6 studio Rockstar and fired workers have revealed how Rockstar accessed a Discord server set up by union organisers.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Car-rat. (Which might be the cutest thing I've drawn to date)
An orange carrot shaped car zooms down a black road. On the front of the car is a rat face with ears and whose whiskers are green. The car is going "beep beep", the sky is light blue with a few white clouds and there is part of a yellow sun peeking from the top left.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
as is tradition, never forget
Ted Cruz liking the incest porn tweet on 9/11
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
as is tradition, never forget
Ted Cruz liking the incest porn tweet on 9/11
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
maybe someday, i will become so enlightened that i will not be excited by danganronpa, but that day is not today
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dev @okidokidev.com · 08/09/2026
feeling good about tomorrow
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i want to draw pokemon in the style of medieval animal art. just a pinsir with a fully human face or something
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i don't really have the right words to say, so just imagine me nodding solemnly from the other side of the street
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
why is he doing the danganronpa default pose
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EndSky @end-sky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Out of morbid curiosity and deep stupidity, I decided to make possibly the worst financial decision of my life and bought a copy. It's already a lot. I think it might break me.
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
anyways, 13 sentinels: aegis rim is mostly very good. i think i recommend it. i might just be picky when it comes to romance. but if it does not click for you, be prepared to roll your eyes a lot. there will be so many times when you think, "i hate that i know that they'll end up together"
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it sucks because the story is really interesting! it's doing so much, so well! there were even a few times i was like, "oh, this is a good toxic relationship," and then they'd just end up together anyways! no! go back to the perfectly paced mysteries! you saw this guy once, why is he your soulmate??
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this might be due to my asexuality, but i have this problem with a lot of heterosexual romances in media. it's like some writers will create a boy and a girl, and they'll assume that's enough for them to fall in love. who cares about their personalities? if one of them finds the other hot, it's good
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i'm not sure if that's a popular opinion, but there's so much stuff about love in this game that feels underbaked. out of all the couples at the end, only one felt both interesting and believable. they threw so many characters together that it really detracted from each one feeling special
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
after hearing everyone gush about 13 sentinels, i finally gave it a try. i really liked it for the most part. i felt like the mystery aspect was great, especially when combined with how many routes there are and how differently you could tackle the order. but, man, the romance stuff dragged it down
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is what living next door to a 30 megawatt data center sounds like.
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A freaking Ghost @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is my new character. I call him Wablo Wicasso
Black ball point drawing on white lined paper. It's a picture of Wario's head rendered in a style parodying Picasso's portrait works. He's smiling, his mustache is even more crooked than usual. His eyes and mouth are lopsided etc. I don't know how else to describe this
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