Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026getting all the blue MAGA types good and fired up by posting “Well they’re called Rage Against the Machine, not Pee Pee Poo Poo Goo Goo Ga Ga Against the Machine so I should have known!” 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“an economics degree” like Trump and every other asshole doesn’t have the same 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t escape this one because every time there’s a new release by death industrial artist Lana Del Rabies I have to take a second to remind myself it’s a different person who’s good actually 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need that Break Stuff voice for this anti AIDS song 090
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m not even sure this is my answer but my mind went immediately to “this is Jaaack Nicholson”youtu.beKids in The Hall - Answering machineYouTube video by CommonCloud 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026just now learning Monica and Ross from Friends had a third sibling and apparently he’s a big time rapist guy? not looking into this any further 001
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026making up for missing Cold Waves last week, time to get all horned up at Boy Harsher 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026dumb critics and podcasters are going to go all in on blaming the powerless for climate change 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026still processing Digger but I have a bad feeling it’s going to get more attention for Tom Cruise’s what-if-George-Carlin-was-an-oilman rant than for anything else 100
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026when Bokeem asked the dopey cop the name of the show and he answered “How to Catch a Predator” he instantly became a stand-in for a whole type of guy that I love to hate, the movie knew exactly what it was doing 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lot of talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a NIN shirt in Primetime, much less talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a Prong shirt in Primetime, in any case I would just like to say: yes 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I truly believed I was going to keep my hair forever, but if this is true I feel a little better about how things have started to turn this year 110
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just had “Wither Blister Jordan Peele” pop into my head and I don’t know what to do with it 001
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my one and only thought watching that trailer is this should just be Tommy Flanagan instead of Depp 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026writing “moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment” on my rent check and seeing what that gets me 031
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why is a post about a gnarly fart giving me Cold Waves fomo 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if I ran Bandcamp my first act would be to ban labels from charging goofy prices like $13 for a 5-track digital EP 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my junior year US history teacher (Jesuit priest) had a copy and played it for us the last day of the semester 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Time moves in a linear direction” wow he’s the voice of a generation 120
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026art is subjective etc. but Twin Peaks below Louie, like what the fuck are we even doing here 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026whole-ass Madden trailer and I didn’t hear him say “boom” once, that’s just bad marketing 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it’s so crazy how you can just watch Barbarian again, like whenever you want, like you can go see Resident Evil and then be like oh wow damn I’m watching Barbarian again 100
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me, a relatively normal human being, hearing about a new snack food: Okay hold up, is it poppable? Okay but for real, don’t fuckin play with me…is it craveable? No fuckin way bro it’s craveable!?! 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026confirmed for myself tonight where my allyship begins and ends and it begins at trivia night at a gay bar and it ends at jockstrap night at a gay bar 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bus driver thought he was driving a different route and everybody yelled at him 001
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026taking wokeism down in my “puppies aren’t products” t-shirt 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026hmm it’s actually because I’m on bluesky and all the bad people are on twitter 050
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just because you’re on bluesky doesn’t mean you have to be like this 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sleeping in a tent outside the Dark Matter box and every time the cops tell me to move I scream at them I have to be here a Jennifer Connelly might come out 000
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026do you think the prompt specifically requested a shout out to 2007 era MySpace or was that ChatGPT getting spicy on its own 010
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026kid’s in the other room asking Gemini about emancipation 030
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026never been on there but I have to assume it’s why I’m seeing all these dating profiles saying “make the dinner reservation and book the flight so I can be in my feminine energy” 190
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the music video was on the first DVD I ever owned (Warner Bros sampler that came with our Gateway computer) 110
Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026here’s the reverse angle which explains why Leo looks so unimpressed 000
