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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just had “Wither Blister Jordan Peele” pop into my head and I don’t know what to do with it

Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

writing “moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment” on my rent check and seeing what that gets me

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why is a post about a gnarly fart giving me Cold Waves fomo

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if I ran Bandcamp my first act would be to ban labels from charging goofy prices like $13 for a 5-track digital EP

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my junior year US history teacher (Jesuit priest) had a copy and played it for us the last day of the semester

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

now that’s what I call class action!

Burdette v Fubo TV Settlement has sent you $5.91 USD.

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

art is subjective etc. but Twin Peaks below Louie, like what the fuck are we even doing here

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

whole-ass Madden trailer and I didn’t hear him say “boom” once, that’s just bad marketing

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it’s so crazy how you can just watch Barbarian again, like whenever you want, like you can go see Resident Evil and then be like oh wow damn I’m watching Barbarian again

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me, a relatively normal human being, hearing about a new snack food: Okay hold up, is it poppable? Okay but for real, don’t fuckin play with me…is it craveable? No fuckin way bro it’s craveable!?!

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

confirmed for myself tonight where my allyship begins and ends and it begins at trivia night at a gay bar and it ends at jockstrap night at a gay bar

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

bus driver thought he was driving a different route and everybody yelled at him

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

just because you’re on bluesky doesn’t mean you have to be like this

godzilla minus zero gets an R rating, and dave matthews publicly criticizes sweet potato hitler and the UN can publicly see him admitting to war crimes and threats of genocide in a 24 hour period?
well then. what an interesting turn of events.

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

sleeping in a tent outside the Dark Matter box and every time the cops tell me to move I scream at them I have to be here a Jennifer Connelly might come out

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

here’s my review of new iPhone: its a iPhone

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

here’s the reverse angle which explains why Leo looks so unimpressed

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

🎶 Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know, it’s serious 🎶

WALL-E and EVE in shutdown mode with Xmas lights on

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

🎶 Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know, it’s serious 🎶

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

terrible news for mf’s who want their hands to smell like pears

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bill Simmons ad read called Whole Foods “a player in the food space” and I don’t even recognize the world I’m living in anymore

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

every Sunday night at 8:00 pm Central I’m pounding the table chanting “G’nort! G’nort! G’nort!” but he never shows up

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

just broke my TV trying to jump into the screen

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

watched Silent Friend last night, great movie, now all I want is an opportunity to use this against my enemies

Tony Leung in Silent Friend: “Does the baby need a break?”

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

some of my favorite concert memories are times when I’ve been useful to the artist, like when Jared from Chemlab used me as a temporary mic stand or Erin from Rare DM asked me what time it was mid-set

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

the audacity, making the most Larfleeze-ass motherfucker in history a green lantern

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

no spoilers because everybody should just see it but there are some incredible bangers on the Onslaught soundtrack

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m 10 episodes away from finishing TNG and I still get insanely pissed off at Riker’s string bets every time it happens

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sorry but there’s only one 38 I can give a damn crap about

youtu.be

YouTube video by Revolting Cocks - Topic

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

just now finding out Hot Pockets have evolved beyond the need for a crisping sleeve

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

September is the stupidest month, man, it should not be legal to get this hot in an -ember month

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

another week of pretending I understand what the hell is going on in the new Ghost in the Shell

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

capitalizing random Words just like her idol

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me two hours ago: Camp Miasma baby hell yeah let’s do this Me now: 🎶 the SMELL of hospitals in winter 🎶

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

probly a show where I’m the lead actor and everybody else is a hot babe

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

the first Devil Wears Prada pissed me off and I don’t know why I expected anything different from the sequel, coulda watched He-Man or something

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I think these guys entered our reality from the Hellboy universe

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I should not have to see posts from the most insane people on this app just because I follow somebody who replied to a reply to a reply

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“Watch the uncensored prostate video before it is deleted” not the most enticing spam email subject, hope that works out for somebody

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

so I’m fairly certain this movie is just a straight adaptation of A Christmas Carol but some marketing guy made a bad poster and it’s driving everyone insane either that or he turns into a duck at the end

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

can’t stop thinking about the guy who sat next to me for the Odyssey and before the movie started said “come on Travis Scott start the movie” and then when the movie started said “Travis Scott!” and then left about 20 minutes into the movie and never came back

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

if I had to pick one favorite thing about The Odyssey it would have to be the

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

told the UPS guy “stay safe” as he went back out into the death air, not saying I’m a hero but

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

googling “how to identify contaminated lettuce” on account of I’m trying to drop a few ell bees

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

shout out to this little park in Evanston, you never see brand new non-hostile benches anymore

Photo of a park bench without the ubiquitous anti-homeless “armrest”

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Matt @irregularmatt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

World Cup understander here, just checking: why does a team that lost two games get to play against a team that lost no games?

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