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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼

@irishsaints.bsky.social
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covering my skin suit in cool tattoos to pass the time. fueled by chaos, caffeine, & increasingly long distance runs. they/them. Level 33 🏳️‍⚧️✨ ADHD as fuck. just getting by in a capitalist hellscape, I guess.

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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to make adult decisions about my car and I really don’t want to so instead I’m gonna read fanfiction.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Packing and moving and unpacking is stressful. All I’m doing is hanging up clothes but I feel like I wanna cry.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy Caturday 🐾🤍
A black cat rides proudly on a robot vacuum as it zooms across a colourful rainbow-like background, leaving a trail of dust behind. The cat says, “Weeeeee.” Text above reads, “I hope you find time to do something silly and let yourself enjoy it!”
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh love getting the notification that my bank account is at or below zero. Fucking AWESOME.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
anyway I was just starting to get into a rhythm and feel comfortable at my job and it turns out it really isn't gonna be permanent after mid september so that really fucking sucks.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My brain hurts JUST ENOUGH today that all I wanna do is close my eyes and lay in a dark room. Having to look at a computer screen all day is really gonna fuck with me.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I totally forgot I was meeting a colleague I do not know super well for lunch today and not only wore jeans (black, so kinda dressy, but still denim) but also sneakers bc my foot hurts from my long run AND im kinda stubbly. Doing great today
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🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Karen Sue Waters @karensuew.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A street in Italy.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I am unfortunately deeply h*rny and I still have 6 more hours at work. This sucks.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 03/07/2026
HOT
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The sound of meowing 🐾
A four-panel comic featuring a fluffy black cat with very large round eyes, shown getting progressively closer to the viewer in each panel against a pale blue background. The cat says, “Hello human..” then “my old friend.” followed by “I’ve come to ask..” and finally, in an extreme close-up, “for food again.”
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If I ever needed any addtl proof of my own strangeness, I just ran eight miles, came home, cold-showered with a protein shake in the shower, then got out, made a big bowl of fruit, some cherry tomatoes, and climbed into bed. No real food. Just fruit and cherry tomatoes, thanks 🤗
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Today is a low key day and for that I’m Glad bc I have the kind of migraine that sits right behind my eyeballs and is making everything very difficult
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Miracle!
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Herb Brooks: Great Moments from Opportunity
Alt: Herb Brooks: Great Moments from Opportunity
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m just in a “I hate everyone mood” and would so much rather be at home.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Man, I just wanted to drink some Gatorade. But no, my tummy is in FULL rebellion mode, AGAIN. Can I not have a single day’s peace?
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Ryan McGinnis @ryan-steele-mcg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Beargrass super bloom in Mt. Rainier National Park.
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Jackdaw plucking fur off a moulting deer the bird gather soft warm nesting material, and the deer gets a free, highly appreciated, grooming that removes itchy, loose winter hair and ticks
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
OH SHIT OH FUCK
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 08/06/2026
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Bad Wolves did a cover of the ever iconic Zombie that ALWAYS leaves chills down my spine. Iirc, Dolores o’riordan was meant to sing on the cover with them, and passed the same day they were meant to go into the studio. The band opted to record anyway, and the profits go to her family and kids.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
well. that run was terrible. but it got all the thoughts out of my head. so there's that I guess.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
By the way, when the muskrat says he wants to put data centers in space, he means he wants to mine the moon. and I for one FUCKING HATE THAT
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Listening to my not-boss subtly throw me under the bus in a meeting where I’m not there to defend myself is g r e a t. I…maybe don’t like it here as much as I thought. Lots of knives going into backs and whatnot.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Am pleased I went to do this. I *love* my mechanic, he has kept my car functioning even when someone else probably would have called it quits eons ago. And it is for that reason that I knew they’d be happy to get a case and a half of beer on a Friday afternoon.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If all I manage to do today is drive over to my mechanic’s and drop off some beer for him and his guys, I will consider it a good day. I’m really have a shit two days
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
why the FUCK am I so dizzy this morning I have taken my meds I have had coffee I had breakfast what in the HELL
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Tipsy and sad is so much less fun than tipsy and horny. I’m just. Having a day. And deep in my feels apparently. And the anxiety monster keeps reaching up from under the bed.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
in case anyone cares, at least half this problem was that I saw a really cute and also sexy wedding dress that is meant for one's reception and then I thought about getting railed in it. so, you know. just normal things.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Running into a deeply personal problem this morning which is that I am incredibly h*rny and I’m at work and can’t do anything about it. Goddamnit.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A pixel frame image of the Zelda tears of the kingdom design that reads “guess who stayed up too late on the Internet once again”
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Why on God’s green earth did I wake up with the stupid jg wentworth jingle stuck in my head?
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
mini vent: had a great race yesterday. ran some of the fastest times i've ever run. came first in my division (a small one, but first nonetheless.) had an official photo taken. was def in a video clip at the start of the day. so far, there's not a single pic of me on official race channels/pics.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
taking a min to do some #running humblebragging: - came in first in the NB division - PR'd my 1mile, 5k, and 5 mile time overall - was in the top ten percent of finishers overall - got two whole cases of beer and a glass beer stein for winning (I don't drink beer but 🤷) so it's been a good morning🥳
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I desperately want to go to the local kink/queer club tonight bc they’re hosting a really cool bunch of things tonight But alas I have a road race in the morning and if there’s one thing I don’t compromise on its habits and rituals the night before a race.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I just power walked across my work’s campus to meet my boss and now I am SWEATING in a SILK SHIRT ahhh
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So I’m in the process of trying to fix a pair of badly dyed pants It was suggested to me to add a cup of white vinegar to a bucket of cold water and submerge said pants I have added Chinese rice wine. It has just occurred to me that Chinese rice wine and rice VINEGAR are two different things
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
note to self: next time (if ever) I am having surgery again, CHECK WITH THE FRONT OFFICE TO FIND OUT IF RFK JR IS MEANT TO SHOW UP THAT DAY. if yes, reschedule surgery for A DIFFERENT DAY.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
oh this is FUN ponies dancing in the woods
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Warning: ICE may be present at FIFA World Cup matches in the U.S. when the international tournament gets underway next month.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
There are two guys busking loudly and badly at the main subway interchange in my city And I want to throw something at them because they are BAD. And my head hurts. And increasing the volume of your act when people walk by does not make it better.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
S2g it’s like I’ve been speaking a different language today. Every time I’ve told someone about availability for later this week or next week, they respond with “today is great!” Bitch did I say today???! NO NO I DID NOT. I am in a terrible mood.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Well, I was gonna run, and then I got sad and upset and defeated, and now I’m just gonna take a nap and try not to get a migraine.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I cannot BEGIN to tell you how much I am not looking forward to the news first thing in the Real Morning
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Friends, I just ate a half petit pot of vanilla yogurt; I expected the consistency of crème brûlée. Instead it was the consistency of Greek yogurt. This was supremely disappointing and upsetting. (For the record, the Greek yogurt consistency WAS correct. Mentally I just..wanted crème brûlée 🥲)
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Apropos of my last post: this ⬇️⬇️ is relatable
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Oh cool a migraine again. On a day when I didn’t bring my migraine meds. Neat.
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🐸froggie, local chaos goblin🧚🏼 @irishsaints.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS GETTING OPPORTUNITIES OF A LIFETIME!!!
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