“Tell me your PROBLEM, human.”
“Dr. Kiki, my cat insists on using my limbs as her TOYS: swatting my ankles, scratching my arms, biting my hands…”
“Classic Kitty Syndrome.”
“What’ll I DO?”
“Try a NEW toy! I see your FACE hasn’t been touched. Let’s start THERE, human.”
“No, Kiki! We’ll end HERE.”