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Touching!! Hy hair, my clothes, my bag. Mostly these are middle-aged women, but sometimes old men. Completely non-sexual, but very ... entitled?

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 7h

I hold out an arm so they can land on that. It's a bit scary when the cockatoos do it.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 7h

There's a free-for-all on personal remarks now. I've had people comment on every aspect of my appearance, so many assumptions and suggestions, actual TOUCHING especially my hair. WTF?!?

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The movie is coming out on the 23rd! Unless you mean the US version? In which case, season 6 starts on the 29th.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ooh, that's a nice dehydrator. I love that you can watch them.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Took me ages to see them!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I donate it to the local primary school or library.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's so scary! I'm glad your bunt is safe inside now.

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Kelsey, Segrentarri of Ca’at Data and Birb Mail @kelskels06.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Has anyone ever been to Switzerland? I want to go see the Alps. I will not be skiing, I will be sitting in an outdoor hot tub with them as the backdrop.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love your duvet cover! Perfect for spring. Thanks for posting the duvet pic, featuring no cats anywhere.

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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People are trying to dox the Jane Doe from Cornell University, so... I’m Jane Doe. You’re Jane Doe. We are all Jane Doe.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have a GP appt in 7 days, and am seriously considering just drinking til then. SO MUCH PAIN

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

R hand: new power just dropped! brain: show me R hand: trigger finger! check it out - pew pew! brain: stupid and ... really very painful R hand, playing with new clicking tendon disorder: I'm so swoll now brain: L hand, get me a glass of wine, and the GP booking page

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You can craft an elaborate backstory about being alien, not bound by earth-human rules of biology. And be really good at that!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hate this for you :(

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I charge a bit from the cats purring and kneading, but the cats are small and the house is big.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My new fun hobby is trying to get the solar energy app to work. *cries*

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Stay Puft tried really hard not to think of anything, but Mark Zuckerberg just popped into his head!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now your mood is entirely predictable, though: incandescent with rage.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did they evolve from head shops?

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Xanadu is the best worst best ever!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Definitely, it's all about the money.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me either. I'm still cross that the trend for balancing sweet with salt is still around. But salt is so much cheaper than fruit, augh augh.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Derek walked so Dandy can run.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ANUBIS: "And nowe the weighinge of your hearte, to see the worthe of your lyfe, the sum of your deedes. Reache ynto your chest, seize it, and putte it on the scale. You may not believe you kan do thys, but you kan. Heere all rules bende and change." Me [figuringe out wher to putte my iced coffee]

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's Caturday here! Happy Caturday, Australian type.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's a slightly malty salted caramel flavour.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

seen in full: 11 seen in part: 7 never seen: 55 never heard of: 37

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In Australia we call running in your sleep "chasing rabbits". Did you catch one?

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Face of the day! Snakes are so nice to touch, too. And feeling them wake up as they absorb my body heat. Your Dade is so lucky! (From experiences at wildlife centres, not cuddling random snakes. Random snakes highly likely to be Eastern Browns.)

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I would have a bit more sympathy for the people who don't want to look at spiders, if I didn't have to look at Donald Trump.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Snakes also very beautiful!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I live in Australia. Spiders are so very cool.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I once posted a pic of a spider with my hand right next to it for size perspective, and the whole entire internet lost its whole entire mind. Spiders are COOL, people, and not all that lethal.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love this all the much!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do the TTPW have cloven hooves, though?

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Potatoes and mustard are so good together!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The add-ins are tahini, soy type sauce, chili crisp oil, and pickled green beans. With the fanciest noodles ever. They are SO GOOD. (ignore terrible AI pic which doesn't even get the noodle shape right and adds a context-free spice scale) www.instagram.com/p/DbyPjP0G0C3/

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this exactly right here!

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

see also: polenta chips (which I know I can/should make myself) herb and garlic panko crumbs (see above) industrial quantities of hoisin sauce (see above) Johnny's ranch dressing (*cries inconsolably*)

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Really yum dipped into a boiled or fried egg, too.

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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've become addicted to Dezhuang spicy sesame noodles and now Costco doesn't sell them any more. I also had solar installed, and am now drowning in an ocean of research. I barely understand any of it. But I understand MY NOODS, YOU BASTARDS, MY NOODS.

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