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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What went wrong and how how did they get everybody out?

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what is your worst memory as a child?

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Quid pro quo. Yes or no?

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A lovely day 💚 ✅ Doctor ✅ Physio ✅ Work ✅ Gym ✅ Swim ✅ Chat in the pool ✅ Drinks ✅ Snacks A very productive day, with just the right amount of work, exercise, socialising and treats. 💚

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Replace the Man City players with Brighton players

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tuchel must be sacked for not putting Jordan Henderson in goal. What is wrong with this bloke? Fucking Tuchel tosser #engvspa

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who is this cunt keeping? Where is Jordan Henderson #engvspa

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Southbound for the third time

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 23/09/2026

Can I publish Southbound Part 2 / A Road Shared Before the end of October? My challenge. Hold me to account. #booksky #sb2 #indie amazon.com/author/chezdon

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Zack Butterfield is a legend

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Our 3rd film tonight is Pinocchio, the Guillermo del Toro's version. Moro calamari and moro nuggets and thank fucking god for wine www.rottentomatoes.com/m/guillermo_...

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The second movie screening tonight is: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is the best dinosaur movie ever made. Shits all over Jurassic Park well done The End of Oak Street

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Monday viewing party for The End of Oak Street. I've got calamari frying and chicken nuggets grilling. Who's coming? www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_end_of...

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The End of Oak Street | Rotten Tomatoes

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do you use a washboard or a washing machine? 😅

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Take a position on Russia and Ukraine. Funny how you can spout propaganda in the Middle East, but you are Russian, aren't you? Please, will you condemn the invasion of Ukraine? Memorialise the dead? Call for an end to the war?

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You don't know what you are messaging about

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm preparing a fuck off curry with lots of spice. Respect the chilli!!!!!!

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Eva Longoria in France is so shit compared to Stanley Tucci in Italy

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Brighton kicked United's arse what a day to be alive

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It is a hilarious and unintentionally camp television show. I recommend it 100%

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You don't like Highway to Heaven, you heathen

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tonight’s entertainment: making a curry so spicy it could probably strip paint, while watching Highway to Heaven. Michael Landon is wandering around California solving everyone’s problems, while I’m standing here wondering if God sent Jonathan Smith to save me from this vindaloo. 🌶️👼

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I love to de-stress after a long day speaking with fuckwits with alcohol and my man.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

@dougadams.uk 😂 In Amsterdam, Beavis and Butthead are a comedy act, not two of the people making decisions for the country.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

US politicians say “thoughts and prayers” because it's easy and costs them nothing. But thoughts + prayers won't bring back a childhood, undo trauma, or prevent the next tragedy. What these kids need is action and politicians brave enough to put their safety ahead of guns. @joncooper-us.bsky.social

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Your politicians will offer “thoughts and prayers” because that's easier than taking action. Children don't need your thoughts and prayers. They need adults in power to finally do something to keep them safe.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Medieval estate agents really didn't mess about. 😬

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Elizabeth Comyn inherited the castle. Hugh Despenser the Younger wanted it, so he had Elizabeth kidnapped and imprisoned inside her own castle. Imagine inheriting a castle, only to have a bloke lock you inside it and torture you into giving it to him. Medieval property law hey. 😬

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm taking my one love @chezdon.co.uk to Aachen, Germany, for an amazing and indulgent weekend. In fact, its Dutch name is Aken, and in French it's Aix-la-Chapelle.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Another happy hour will help

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We won 3-2 5 goals, as predicted 😅

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The bruised rib has reduced me to the mobility of a pensioner, so at least there’s no risk of me breaking my hip. 😂 Fortunately, happy hour has kicked in, and I'm now walking almost normally. Almost. 🍻

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Where is the air con??

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The manager rang to chat about football tomorrow. I said 3-2-5. Yes, fuck we will attack. The guy had a heart attack. I told him to go to McDonald's and leave it to me! LOL. Tomorrow we will win 5-0.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Tomorrow I start at centre midfield instead of forward striker and as stand-in captain because the captain fell down the stairs drunk, but the excuse is a funeral for granddad LOL 😅

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Neighbours ask us to get them stuff because we are the poor pricks who have a motorcar 😅

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Double it in Europe. I wish I could moan like Mr King and fill up for a lazy fifty. I assume it is fot 87... not 95.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Amsterdam-Zuid, they love to tax petrol

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Petrol costs more in Amsterdam. I wish I had US prices

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tank: 55 L Cost in euros: 55 × €2.65 = €145.75 At the current rate of about €1 = US$1.16, that's approximately US$169.07. So, 55 litres costs €145.75 / about US$169.07.

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lucky bastard. I paid US$145 to fill the tank the other day in Belgium.

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