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Ashby

@ashbym.bsky.social
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Some call me a posh lad Others call me a homewrecker I call myself a married student, don't send me dicks Bayern FC fan Amsterdam, Netherlands, but I am a Sussex boy. GB baby #SlavaUkraine #teamblue No DMs thanks [Me in Antibes, Lady in Munich]

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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 5h
Quid pro quo. Yes or no?
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 7h
A lovely day 💚 ✅ Doctor ✅ Physio ✅ Work ✅ Gym ✅ Swim ✅ Chat in the pool ✅ Drinks ✅ Snacks A very productive day, with just the right amount of work, exercise, socialising and treats. 💚
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tuchel must be sacked for not putting Jordan Henderson in goal. What is wrong with this bloke? Fucking Tuchel tosser #engvspa
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who is this cunt keeping? Where is Jordan Henderson #engvspa
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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Can I publish Southbound Part 2 / A Road Shared Before the end of October? My challenge. Hold me to account. #booksky #sb2 #indie amazon.com/author/chezdon
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
❤️
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our 3rd film tonight is Pinocchio, the Guillermo del Toro's version. Moro calamari and moro nuggets and thank fucking god for wine www.rottentomatoes.com/m/guillermo_...
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Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio | Rotten Tomatoes
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The second movie screening tonight is: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma.
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the best dinosaur movie ever made. Shits all over Jurassic Park well done The End of Oak Street
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday viewing party for The End of Oak Street. I've got calamari frying and chicken nuggets grilling. Who's coming? www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_end_of...
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The End of Oak Street | Rotten Tomatoes
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now watching: www.rottentomatoes.com/m/coyote_vs_...
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Coyote vs. Acme | Rotten Tomatoes
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Movie night! www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fire_islan...
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Fire Island (2022) | Rotten Tomatoes
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm preparing a fuck off curry with lots of spice. Respect the chilli!!!!!!
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eva Longoria in France is so shit compared to Stanley Tucci in Italy
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brighton kicked United's arse what a day to be alive
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tonight’s entertainment: making a curry so spicy it could probably strip paint, while watching Highway to Heaven. Michael Landon is wandering around California solving everyone’s problems, while I’m standing here wondering if God sent Jonathan Smith to save me from this vindaloo. 🌶️👼
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love to de-stress after a long day speaking with fuckwits with alcohol and my man.
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
US politicians say “thoughts and prayers” because it's easy and costs them nothing. But thoughts + prayers won't bring back a childhood, undo trauma, or prevent the next tragedy. What these kids need is action and politicians brave enough to put their safety ahead of guns. @joncooper-us.bsky.social
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@joncooper-us.bsky.social
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm taking my one love @chezdon.co.uk to Aachen, Germany, for an amazing and indulgent weekend. In fact, its Dutch name is Aken, and in French it's Aix-la-Chapelle.
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The bruised rib has reduced me to the mobility of a pensioner, so at least there’s no risk of me breaking my hip. 😂 Fortunately, happy hour has kicked in, and I'm now walking almost normally. Almost. 🍻
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The manager rang to chat about football tomorrow. I said 3-2-5. Yes, fuck we will attack. The guy had a heart attack. I told him to go to McDonald's and leave it to me! LOL. Tomorrow we will win 5-0.
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tomorrow I start at centre midfield instead of forward striker and as stand-in captain because the captain fell down the stairs drunk, but the excuse is a funeral for granddad LOL 😅
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love apples
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@bookshelfie.bsky.social hasn't seen anything like it
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
fascination street the cure
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Stand up for great music, please. I can't tell you how much we need this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AUC...
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The Cure - A Letter To Elise
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It is fire 🔥#booksky
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Limit alcohol to get abs? No thanks
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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Pozières and Mouquet Farm were among the defining experiences of the AIF on the Western Front. In less than seven weeks of fighting around Pozières and Mouquet Farm, the three Australian divisions suffered around 23,000 casualties, with thousands killed. #WW1 #LestWeForget
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@proton.me sucks for me that I can't write an important message, but you take my money every month on time
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Dolly Parton Sings and Plays Guitar
ALT: Dolly Parton Sings and Plays Guitar
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wowzers-- - Restorers hey now I've seen everything. 🍆 www.thesun.co.uk/health/40174...
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Who are the 'restorers'? The men turning to 'DIY' to get their foreskins back
A GROWING movement of men are “restoring” their foreskin to reverse circumcision, in a DIY trend that has alarmed health experts. Circumcision – the removal of the foreskin, with a scal…
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My t-shirt is so much better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqFV...
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5 Seconds of Summer - Me Myself & I (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 5SOS
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My t-shirt is so much better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqFV...
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5 Seconds of Summer - Me Myself & I (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 5SOS
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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 24/08/2026
Southbound Pre-sale on hated Amazon. #booksky a.co/d/0c3qGkl2 From the Scottish Highlands through France and into Spain, Oscar discovers mountain roads, Mediterranean beaches, unfamiliar cities, tiny neighbourhood cafés and the pleasures of travelling without knowing exactly what comes next.
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A houseboat with a parking space would be mega
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I spotted a hedgehog; my life is complete 😅
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Such a funny video; it picks up from the Pumpkins in the fucking Stop and go music.youtube.com/watch?v=VKYY...
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The Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Join me on #AshbTV
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Here we go again, celebrating musical mediocrity. The lead singer forgets his lyrics; Alice in Chains isn't hard. Soft as my brother's dick! music.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKi...
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Alice In Chains - Nutshell (MTV Unplugged - HD Video)
YouTube video by AliceInChainsVEVO
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Black Crowes are losers next! music.youtube.com/watch?v=H58g...
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The Black Crowes - She Talks To Angels (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheBlackCrowesVEVO
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Finally, a hard song Silverchair Pure Massacre music.youtube.com/watch?v=c6wM...
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Silverchair - Pure Massacre (US Version - Official Video)
YouTube video by SilverchairVEVO
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Collective Soul "Shine": the band need haircuts. Why argue about a tyre pulling it back and forth when they could jerk each other off 😅 music.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0b...
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Collective Soul - Shine (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by Collective Soul
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm using my massive following to educate about shite music
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fucking hell Limp Biscuit As hard as a circle jerk of boys watching their first porn OMFG these guys are so shit they make RHCP look as hard as Brighton Pride 😅 music.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr8u...
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Limp Bizkit "Behind Blue Eyes"
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What happened to the missing kids? Soul Asylum's lead singer in the video Runaway Train needs a bit of love from LUSH music.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtv...
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A lot of noise from this band (Live) without much to say, but my husband likes them, so I won't be too critical 😅 music.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrQ...
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Live - I Alone
YouTube video by LiveVEVO
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Candlebox's "Far Behind" is okay until the balding bloke throws around paint like a tinpot Jackson Pollock. music.youtube.com/watch?v=eu3E...
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Puddle of Shite, the guy celebrates being a teen dad. He was hard for the lady one night, but the music is soft. Get real music.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJs...
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Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PuddleOfMuddVEVO
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Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hate the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Trash garbage binface man. The guy hurts my ears music.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj...
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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue [Official Music Video] [HD UPGRADE]
YouTube video by Red Hot Chili Peppers
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