Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 7hA lovely day 💚 ✅ Doctor ✅ Physio ✅ Work ✅ Gym ✅ Swim ✅ Chat in the pool ✅ Drinks ✅ Snacks A very productive day, with just the right amount of work, exercise, socialising and treats. 💚 140
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tuchel must be sacked for not putting Jordan Henderson in goal. What is wrong with this bloke? Fucking Tuchel tosser #engvspa 140
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Who is this cunt keeping? Where is Jordan Henderson #engvspa 020
Reposted by AshbyChezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 23/09/2026Can I publish Southbound Part 2 / A Road Shared Before the end of October? My challenge. Hold me to account. #booksky #sb2 #indie amazon.com/author/chezdon 2131
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Our 3rd film tonight is Pinocchio, the Guillermo del Toro's version. Moro calamari and moro nuggets and thank fucking god for wine www.rottentomatoes.com/m/guillermo_...rottentomatoes.comGuillermo del Toro's Pinocchio | Rotten TomatoesDiscover reviews, ratings, and trailers for Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today! 020
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The second movie screening tonight is: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. 120
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is the best dinosaur movie ever made. Shits all over Jurassic Park well done The End of Oak Street 010
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Monday viewing party for The End of Oak Street. I've got calamari frying and chicken nuggets grilling. Who's coming? www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_end_of...rottentomatoes.comThe End of Oak Street | Rotten TomatoesDiscover reviews, ratings, and trailers for The End of Oak Street on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today! 130
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Now watching: www.rottentomatoes.com/m/coyote_vs_...rottentomatoes.comCoyote vs. Acme | Rotten TomatoesDiscover reviews, ratings, and trailers for Coyote vs. Acme on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today! 141
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Movie night! www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fire_islan...rottentomatoes.comFire Island (2022) | Rotten TomatoesDiscover reviews, ratings, and trailers for Fire Island (2022) on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today! 030
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm preparing a fuck off curry with lots of spice. Respect the chilli!!!!!! 1161
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Eva Longoria in France is so shit compared to Stanley Tucci in Italy 220
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tonight’s entertainment: making a curry so spicy it could probably strip paint, while watching Highway to Heaven. Michael Landon is wandering around California solving everyone’s problems, while I’m standing here wondering if God sent Jonathan Smith to save me from this vindaloo. 🌶️👼 340
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love to de-stress after a long day speaking with fuckwits with alcohol and my man. 020
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026US politicians say “thoughts and prayers” because it's easy and costs them nothing. But thoughts + prayers won't bring back a childhood, undo trauma, or prevent the next tragedy. What these kids need is action and politicians brave enough to put their safety ahead of guns. @joncooper-us.bsky.social 240
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm taking my one love @chezdon.co.uk to Aachen, Germany, for an amazing and indulgent weekend. In fact, its Dutch name is Aken, and in French it's Aix-la-Chapelle. 440
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The bruised rib has reduced me to the mobility of a pensioner, so at least there’s no risk of me breaking my hip. 😂 Fortunately, happy hour has kicked in, and I'm now walking almost normally. Almost. 🍻 450
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The manager rang to chat about football tomorrow. I said 3-2-5. Yes, fuck we will attack. The guy had a heart attack. I told him to go to McDonald's and leave it to me! LOL. Tomorrow we will win 5-0. 120
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Tomorrow I start at centre midfield instead of forward striker and as stand-in captain because the captain fell down the stairs drunk, but the excuse is a funeral for granddad LOL 😅 160
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Stand up for great music, please. I can't tell you how much we need this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AUC...youtube.comThe Cure - A Letter To EliseYouTube video by TheCureVEVO 030
Reposted by AshbyChezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 27/08/2026Pozières and Mouquet Farm were among the defining experiences of the AIF on the Western Front. In less than seven weeks of fighting around Pozières and Mouquet Farm, the three Australian divisions suffered around 23,000 casualties, with thousands killed. #WW1 #LestWeForget 2111
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@proton.me sucks for me that I can't write an important message, but you take my money every month on timestatic.klipy.comDolly Parton Sings and Plays GuitarALT: Dolly Parton Sings and Plays Guitar 150
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wowzers-- - Restorers hey now I've seen everything. 🍆 www.thesun.co.uk/health/40174...thesun.co.ukWho are the 'restorers'? The men turning to 'DIY' to get their foreskins backA GROWING movement of men are “restoring” their foreskin to reverse circumcision, in a DIY trend that has alarmed health experts. Circumcision – the removal of the foreskin, with a scal… 050
Reposted by AshbyAshby @ashbym.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My t-shirt is so much better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqFV...youtube.com5 Seconds of Summer - Me Myself & I (Official Music Video)YouTube video by 5SOS 041
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My t-shirt is so much better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqFV...youtube.com5 Seconds of Summer - Me Myself & I (Official Music Video)YouTube video by 5SOS 041
Reposted by AshbyChezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 24/08/2026Southbound Pre-sale on hated Amazon. #booksky a.co/d/0c3qGkl2 From the Scottish Highlands through France and into Spain, Oscar discovers mountain roads, Mediterranean beaches, unfamiliar cities, tiny neighbourhood cafés and the pleasures of travelling without knowing exactly what comes next. 282
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Such a funny video; it picks up from the Pumpkins in the fucking Stop and go music.youtube.com/watch?v=VKYY...music.youtube.comThe Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect (Official Music Video)YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO 030
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Here we go again, celebrating musical mediocrity. The lead singer forgets his lyrics; Alice in Chains isn't hard. Soft as my brother's dick! music.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKi...music.youtube.comAlice In Chains - Nutshell (MTV Unplugged - HD Video)YouTube video by AliceInChainsVEVO 010
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The Black Crowes are losers next! music.youtube.com/watch?v=H58g...music.youtube.comThe Black Crowes - She Talks To Angels (Official Video)YouTube video by TheBlackCrowesVEVO 000
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Finally, a hard song Silverchair Pure Massacre music.youtube.com/watch?v=c6wM...music.youtube.comSilverchair - Pure Massacre (US Version - Official Video)YouTube video by SilverchairVEVO 210
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Collective Soul "Shine": the band need haircuts. Why argue about a tyre pulling it back and forth when they could jerk each other off 😅 music.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0b...music.youtube.comCollective Soul - Shine (Official HD Music Video)YouTube video by Collective Soul 000
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm using my massive following to educate about shite music 010
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Fucking hell Limp Biscuit As hard as a circle jerk of boys watching their first porn OMFG these guys are so shit they make RHCP look as hard as Brighton Pride 😅 music.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr8u...music.youtube.comLimp Bizkit "Behind Blue Eyes"YouTube video by limpbizkit 000
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026What happened to the missing kids? Soul Asylum's lead singer in the video Runaway Train needs a bit of love from LUSH music.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtv... 000
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A lot of noise from this band (Live) without much to say, but my husband likes them, so I won't be too critical 😅 music.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrQ...music.youtube.comLive - I AloneYouTube video by LiveVEVO 010
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Candlebox's "Far Behind" is okay until the balding bloke throws around paint like a tinpot Jackson Pollock. music.youtube.com/watch?v=eu3E... 010
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Puddle of Shite, the guy celebrates being a teen dad. He was hard for the lady one night, but the music is soft. Get real music.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJs...music.youtube.comPuddle Of Mudd - Blurry (Official Music Video)YouTube video by PuddleOfMuddVEVO 000
Ashby @ashbym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I hate the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Trash garbage binface man. The guy hurts my ears music.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj...music.youtube.comRed Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue [Official Music Video] [HD UPGRADE]YouTube video by Red Hot Chili Peppers 000