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@iotapup.bsky.social
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Kinky chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, sometimes NSFW (be forewarned!), and a few photos. #avgeek | he/him linktr.ee/iotapup

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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“He takes off my sweatpants first. Then his. There is one second where neither of us move. Another man. My bed.” -passages that could only come from gay sports romance novels
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d happily volunteer for this
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck you are sexy as hell 🐷🥵
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait! No! Wait I mean yes please! 🤤
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello gentlemen.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay Sniffany Amber Theissen…
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A drag queen named Edema Menzel who has cankles and sings Let It Go.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I mention that I probably have to get my tonsils out in the next few months, every response of "that's the worst when you're an adult" or similar isn't making things better.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They used lidocaine. But it was pretty useless
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay but does Nigella know how to eat? Why is it so uncomfortable to watch her put food in her mouth…
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CPAP has been a game changer in my life tbh
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They… did not! 🎉
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta say—having my tonsil incised and suctioned/drained was one of the worst experiences I’ve had. Truly terrible. The liquid hydrocodone though… 👍
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has anyone had their tonsils out in their 30s/40s? It was just recommended to me today and sounds abysmal... 😑
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
APPARENTLY IT ISNT THEN
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this a safe space for revolutionary praxis?
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck youre sexy as hell 🥵
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When my dad was stationed at Pendleton he used to make that joke every time we drove by it lol
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*bet
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d love this view. I get it smells amazing 🥵🥵🐷
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Such a handsome pup
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS?! On the eve of Carly Rae Jepsen's new album?!?
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you didn’t have a great day today, just remember—at least you’re not Ed Sheeran’s publicist.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@artiethedobie.bsky.social was mean to me again this weekend 🥺
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dealers choice
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two bits
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Robyn night. With @artiethedobie.bsky.social
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think this look suits me. I’m annoyed I forgot my septum ring.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had to shower and clean it
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Smooth again
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Modern philosophy.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For $2000 lol
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IM SORRY I HAVE TINY HANDS AND DONT WANT TO CARRY A BRICK IN MY POCKET
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am once again begging apple—please make a SMALL phone
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’d love to 🥵🐷
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m glad someone noticed.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes please
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need nuzzles
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Obie and Finley decided to get into an argument on top of me.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nobody wants to werk anymore!
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Silo Finale! LFG!!
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
LEELOO AS ILYA'S THERAPIST!? I'm going to be SO insufferable next season.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just a reminder—metal expands when it's hot.. so if you lift a bridge, sometimes it's not the same size! *(BJ, don't repost this)*
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Blast those biceps bro. fuck yea! Choke me a little bit bro.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looks great bro!
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He wasn’t perusing the produce aisle with a shopping basket in hand….
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was far too old when I realized that the “little piggy [who] went to market” wasn’t going grocery shopping…
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It really was kind of a fever dream of a show.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s perfect.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I finally get Golden out of my head after 1 year and Kelly Clarkson has to go and do it for Kellyoke...
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