iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“He takes off my sweatpants first. Then his. There is one second where neither of us move. Another man. My bed.” -passages that could only come from gay sports romance novels 180
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A drag queen named Edema Menzel who has cankles and sings Let It Go. 0100
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When I mention that I probably have to get my tonsils out in the next few months, every response of "that's the worst when you're an adult" or similar isn't making things better. 4100
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay but does Nigella know how to eat? Why is it so uncomfortable to watch her put food in her mouth… 460
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gotta say—having my tonsil incised and suctioned/drained was one of the worst experiences I’ve had. Truly terrible. The liquid hydrocodone though… 👍 280
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Has anyone had their tonsils out in their 30s/40s? It was just recommended to me today and sounds abysmal... 😑 220
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When my dad was stationed at Pendleton he used to make that joke every time we drove by it lol 021
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you didn’t have a great day today, just remember—at least you’re not Ed Sheeran’s publicist. 0120
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@artiethedobie.bsky.social was mean to me again this weekend 🥺 2412
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think this look suits me. I’m annoyed I forgot my septum ring. 1440
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026IM SORRY I HAVE TINY HANDS AND DONT WANT TO CARRY A BRICK IN MY POCKET 140
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Obie and Finley decided to get into an argument on top of me. 040
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026LEELOO AS ILYA'S THERAPIST!? I'm going to be SO insufferable next season. 040
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just a reminder—metal expands when it's hot.. so if you lift a bridge, sometimes it's not the same size! *(BJ, don't repost this)* 061
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Blast those biceps bro. fuck yea! Choke me a little bit bro. 010
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He wasn’t perusing the produce aisle with a shopping basket in hand…. 210
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I was far too old when I realized that the “little piggy [who] went to market” wasn’t going grocery shopping… 12552
iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I finally get Golden out of my head after 1 year and Kelly Clarkson has to go and do it for Kellyoke... 3100