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Mostly Bat, Sometimes Otter, Always Furry! He/Him, Gay, Level 55, USN Vet, Communications Engineer, STEM Enjoyer, Triangle Furs Staff, Thanksgiving Feast Organizer. 🔞 18+ only. Zoos, maps, pedos, loli, shota, nazis blocked on sight.

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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 5h
For twenty pieces of silver, no less!
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 5h
Provided for your enjoyment without comment. Mainly because I can't think of anything to say.
Anomancy: A treatise on the reading of the folds and wrinkles of the anus

Zhuang Yunfei

"Treaty for the reading of the folds and wrinkles of the anus" is a revealing work by renowned Chinese expert Zhuang Yunfei, who has remained hidden for years. This unique treatise explores how the wrinkles and folds of the anus can offer deep perspectives on health, love, and destiny.

Through a meticulous and mystical approach, Yunfei unravels the secrets of anomance, showing how these readings can serve as guides in various areas of life, from predicting health dysfunctions to identifying patterns in personal relationships. Anomance, along with chiromancy, cartomancy and crystallomancy, is one more mance that explores different forms of interpretation, each with its unique approach to unveiling mysteries and offering guidance to those who seek it.

With real testimonies and concrete examples, this book focused exclusively on the art of anomance, invites the reader to consider the anatomy of the anus as a reflection of the soul and a map of his life.

Anomancy is not just a treaty; it is a key to those willing to explore the less conventional aspects of self-knowledge.

Step into the fascinating world of anomancy and discover what your folds can reveal about you.A picture of the cover of the book, "Anomancy: A treatise on the reading of the folds and wrinkles of the anus."

The cover includes a picture of the most beautiful anus ever seen.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 5h
Here you go! alt text.
Why This Recipe Works

Most recipes call for roasting chickpeas in the oven, but we found they never became crisp enough to satisfy us. Switching to the stovetop and frying the chickpeas in olive oil gave us the big crunch factor we were seeking in our snack. A quick toss in a sweet-and-savory mixture of sugar and smoked paprika made our chickpeas incredibly addictive. Make sure to dry the chickpeas thoroughly with paper towels before placing them in the oil. In order to get crisp chickpeas, it's important to keep the heat high enough to ensure the oil is simmering the entire time. After about 12 minutes, test for doneness by removing a few chickpeas and placing them on a paper towel to cool slightly before tasting. If they are not quite crisp yet, continue to cook 2 to 3 minutes longer, checking occasionally for doneness.
Instructions

    Combine paprika, sugar, salt, and pepper in large bowl. Heat oil in Dutch oven over high heat until just smoking. Add chickpeas and cook, stirring occasionally, until deep golden and crisp, 12 to 15 minutes.
    Using slotted spoon, transfer chickpeas to paper towel–lined baking sheet to drain briefly, then toss in bowl with spice mix. Serve. (Chickpeas can be kept at room temperature for up to 2 hours.)Ingredients
Ingredient check list
1 teaspoon smoked paprika
1 teaspoon organic sugar
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon pepper
1 cup extra-virgin olive oil
2 (15 ounce) can chickpeas, rinsed and patted dry
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 6h
BREAKING on MS NOW: Judge Kelly just granted the preliminary injunction requested by the news orgs banned by the Trump White House. This ruling indefinitely reverses the ban against MS NOW, CNN, and Politico while their lawsuit continues.
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Lyn Heideman @heidelyn.bsky.social · 12h
fire-resistant mature trees. Not leaving behind debris after logging. Not opening up the forest canopy through heavy logging (dries out the forest floor and increases wind speeds that accelerate fires). More (scientific) truth: www.opb.org/article/2020... and environment.yale.edu/news/article.... 🌎
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Despite what the logging industry says, cutting down trees isn’t stopping catastrophic wildfires
For decades, Oregon’s timber industry has promoted the idea that private, logged lands are less prone to wildfires. The problem? Science doesn’t support that.
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@SuzanaD3 @suzanad1.bsky.social · 8h
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 6h
Uhhhhh... "After-birth abortion"???? I do believe that is called murder.
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Bewhiskered: The Fur-bidden Laboratory @bewhiskeredcon.org · 9h
The Mad Lab is looking for mad scientist vendors! Apply today to the BWS Dealers Den or BWS Night Market so you don't miss out! 🧪 reg.bewhiskeredcon.org To apply, click "Vendor" on the left menu to access the dealer application area!
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 7h
See, this is why car dealerships in towns with military bases are usually restricted, meaning military personnel are *NOT* permitted to be there. The ones that play fair get access. The ones that screw sailors, airmen, soldiers, marines and coasties *don't* get access.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 7h
fwiw, here's (one of) my takes on polarization from a couple years ago and why the whole discourse around it has been a fascist distraction. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/our-proble...
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Our Problem Isn't Polarization. It's Fascism.
A new paper makes the case.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 7h
Czubac and Flemming are such small potatoes, you really gotta wonder how they found them. They didn't even go to prison? They were both sentenced to six years of probation.
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Zachary Czubak, Emissions Tampering, Alaska 2023 - Grimy Times
Anchorage, AK – Zachary Czubak has been sentenced to five years of probation, 180 hours of community service, and a $66,000 criminal fine for his role in a
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 7h
They really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for this one. And seriously, Czubac really does look like the sort of guy who would create a business called "Arm Rippin Toys." At least Flemming had sense enough to wear a suit and tie.
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Zachary Czubak, Emissions Tampering, Alaska 2023 - Grimy Times
Anchorage, AK – Zachary Czubak has been sentenced to five years of probation, 180 hours of community service, and a $66,000 criminal fine for his role in a
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 10h
CoO # 128.2 Cozy Chess Sex <3 <3 With @saucebar.bsky.social #pankallisti #nsfw #furryart #curseofobscurity #soulchess #chessnsfw #cozysex #clonensfw furaffinity.net/view/66690481/
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 15h
Okay, that's nice. Great, in fact. Wheeee. Whoopee, they're mad at him. Just make sure you show up to vote. Take part in early voting, the moment it opens. Be annoying to others about voting early, too. And if anyone you know does NOT vote, cut them out of your life.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 16h
Honestly? I've never thought of myself as "weird." Different, most certainly, but not weird. I mean, saying so implies that something is wrong with you? That you don't fit into society's designated shapes. I never cared about those shapes? I just try to be a good person. The rest is on them.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 16h
Funny thing about those who celebrate the death penalty like this? They never seem to realize that *they* will be in court. That *they* will face a jury of their peers. And that a judge will soon be deciding *their* fate.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 16h
We will remember your words when YOU are sitting in court, as the world decides YOUR fate, Mr. Luckey. We will remember them loud and clear.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 16h
I bought this bag in 2001, and it literally traveled the world with me. It has survived dozens of flights, hundreds of road trips, hauled goods through markets in a dozen countries, and only now, after 26 years, it's finally showing wear. So I'm replacing it, and buying direct from the maker.
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Bugout® Bag - Foliage Green
Our flagship product line, with well over 1 million units sold since its 1998 introduction. Rugged construction and quality materials for dependability. Design features for convenience, comfort and or...
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Bewhiskered: The Fur-bidden Laboratory @bewhiskeredcon.org · 19h
A note from the lab! Thank y’all for your patience but the hotel room block will be delayed as our scientists continue to test the rooms. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused! Keep your eyes peeled for any further announcements on our socials and on our website! 👀
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The defendants union may be the first effort of its kind in the modern history of political protest in the US..." Follow, boost, and support the folks at @nspm7union.bsky.social. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump 2.0 is targeting US protesters with ‘antifa’ charges. Activists started a union to fight back
NSPM-7 Defendants Union plans to offer legal clinics, media training and more to people facing prosecution for protest
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 19h
Have you ever seen a killing that's so incredibly savage and brutal, that you start to shake? Like seeing something from the "Saw" movies, or "Doom Eternal", and your central nervous system just sort of says, "Nope" and takes a holiday? Yeah. That's what we've got right here.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 19h
Which one of us is going to be August Landmesser? Alt text.
August Landmesser (German: [ˈaʊ̯ɡʊst ˈlantˌmɛsɐ]; 24 May 1910 – 17 October 1944) was a German man who is suggested to be the man appearing in a 1936 photograph conspicuously refusing to perform the Nazi salute. Landmesser had run afoul of the Nazi Party over his unlawful relationship with Irma Eckler, a Jewish woman. For this, he was imprisoned and eventually drafted into penal military service, where he was killed in action.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_Landmesser
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 19h
Oh God, I'm old. 😂
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 19h
This is brilliant, educational, character-building, productive and also thoroughly evil. How much does anyone wanna bet that either mom or dad has the remote stashed in their desk drawer?
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Good parents will always help look for lost items!
YouTube video by No Panic Button
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As Hypervisible says downthread, "This is for everyone who said, 'What do I care if my Roomba maps my house?'"
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ice egg: NONONONONONONONONO𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗢𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙊𝓝𝓞𝓝𝓞𝓝𝓞𝓝𝓞𝓝𝓞ℕ𝕆ℕ𝕆ℕ𝕆ℕ𝕆ℕ𝕆!!!!!! But seriously, no, don't do that. Cold burns are most definitely a thing. However, gelatin eggs *are* acceptable, because they melt? Just make sure you follow the correct formula, and wear a diaper.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh boy! I know that @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com and @buddygoodboy.com would love this!
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Part Time Dragons @parttimedragons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do you like building things?
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My degree is in Aquacultural Engineering, and the only viable forms of commercial fish farming are based on land, where waste management is much easier. Off-shore mariculture looks promising, but for now at least, it's expensive, because of the wear and tear, and materials cost.
en.wikipedia.org
Offshore aquaculture - Wikipedia
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Media Diversified @writersofcolour.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
'When one of their own is in the dock, the right-wing press can be remarkably and uncharacteristically kind.' – @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/michael-go...
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"...and if you've never taken any of those meds, then congratulations on being a happy, well-adjusted person. And kindly, GO FUCK YOURSELF!" 😆😂❤️
youtube.com
Generic Drugs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Canadian and Pacific Southwest "farm raised" salmon has turned out to be ridiculously toxic and destructive to the local environment. Because the farms don't move, they become CAFOs, paving the bottom with fish poop. Probably worse than land-based operations, actually.
en.wikipedia.org
Concentrated animal feeding operation - Wikipedia
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The wisdom gained is that you were a complete idiot for drinking from the Slime Well, and that there is much entertainment to be had by keeping your mouth shut about that wisdom, and watching others make the same mistake you did.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Butterfly on nose: 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗨𝗡𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗!
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
how it feels to unlock your 1st kink vs. how it feels to have lost count #pankallisti #nsfw #furryart #kink
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yep. Saw an open-source version of Adobe Photoshop that was decompiled and recoded using AI. It's called Photocraft, and it seems to be getting the grade of "good enough." But, like you point out, "good enough" for how long?
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We Tried The New Photoshop Clone
YouTube video by Naomi Brockwell TV
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lawless leaders tend to move VERY fast when they break the law, leaving law-abiding folks in the dust, trying to catch up. 436 of 500 trees have been felled since they started on Saturday morning. When have you EVER seen ANY company move so fast on anything this big? Justice must also be swift.
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Furious federal judge orders freeze to cutting trees in East Potomac Park | NBC4 Washington
YouTube video by NBC4 Washington
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ahh, dogpiling is so much fun, now that Blockenheimer is a thing! Everyone jumping on the bandwagon gets a block, solving the problem at the source. 😂😎👍 Be sure to scroll to the bottom for the most recent link to the site.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The overthrew their French enslavers, and the rest of the world threatened to exterminate them if they didn't pay reparations to France. Which they finally paid off in 1947. They're the only nation to successfully overthrow their enslavers, and they've been forced to pay for it ever since.
news.un.org
How Haiti paid for its freedom – twice over
Two centuries to the day after France imposed a crippling debt on Haiti in exchange for its independence, a UN forum has heard calls for the restitution of what has long been described as a “ransom” e...
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
1. Offer a tax-free signing bonus equal to one year's salary. 2. Total forgiveness on all debts. 3. Rehired at next paygrade up from where they were. 4. Platinum health, dental and eye insurance for them and their family members.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I loved the stories he wrote, especially TOTQ, but the man himself was a total ass. It's like he wrote the stories to portray the good person he could never be in real life.
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Draite @draite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
‼️ CW - Quadrupedal/Semi-anthro, living plushie character ‼️ CW - Watersports, heavy bondage, fisting, sounding, ear fuck, inflation, etc. With all the censorship lately, I just needed to work on something weird that I didn't have to take too seriously. So here's a new character, his name is Kingston
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here you go? This will definitely help. And there's a link at the bottom of the thread that goes to my regularly updated list of AI channels, complete with instructions on how to import the list.
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🍻 Mlice 🌿 @mlice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🍁⛩️🍁 • 💟 • 💬 • 🔁 • 🔖 Don't hesitate to share it around you, it helps a lot ! • #furryfandom #traditionalart #furryartist
Watercoloured portrait of an anthro shibaClose up on the poryrait
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
2001. I'm sitting in the Applebee's at Norfolk Naval Base, waiting for my food. I'm watching a stream of cigarette smoke flow across the ENTIRE restaurant to MY table. Even the waitress saw it, and she moved me to another table.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I was a kid, I disassembled my dad's hand-powered golf cart and turned it into a boat trailer. I loaded the 10 foot Jon Boat onto it and pulled it 3 miles to Old Town Pond behind my bike. Dad was simultaneously pissed I'd used his cart, but also impressed and proud of my ingenuity.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's certainly possible? A democratic president could... 1. Nationalize Palantir. 2. Fire the BoD. 3. Appoint a politically reliable CEO. Suddenly Palantir has a new mission.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm not Canadian, and know very little about Canadian politics? But it sounds like you're describing privileged white people over the age of 50 who are pissy about no longer recognizing the world they grew up in, and no longer want to share anything. Which is pretty universal, unfortunately.
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The first thing I ran into after joining bluesky, was extensive nests of nazi AfD Scheißkopf, often dwelling among the pepes, groypers and Identity Evropa. Consequently, they were among some of my very first blocks.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 11/10/2026
Catching up on this @doctorow.pluralistic.net interview. The first third explains the AI bubble as a shell game. I'm usually tilting my head like a confused dog when the stock market comes up, but this was straightforward enough that I'm a dog who's realized we're boned.
youtube.com
AI and the Enshittification Era w/ Cory Doctorow | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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