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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm certainly conflicted on the Metallica thing. I love Metallica, and being politically outspoken is not something they've been for a long time. If ever. Sure, they've had songs that touched on political topics, but the band does seem to go a certain way.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I forgot you can shoot people in half in gears.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter is just amazing. I adore JRPGs like this.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump TV is just a YouTube channel? lol
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Okay, I am stupid for always dipping back into competitive team games. What a waste of fucking time dude.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
www.reddit.com/r/funny/comm...
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From the funny community on Reddit: Ohhhhh NoOoOoOoOo!!
Explore this post and more from the funny community
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Finished Mina the Hollower. Definitely in the same league as the amazing Pipistrello. This game did a few things that I really really liked. For instance, in so many Zelda like games, you'll have a town. In that town, you have a store or two, a few people you can visit and that's it.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's fun to check in on the general end of the world vibes over at twitter.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Forza Horizon 6 is sort of the perfect culmination of all sorts of crazy Forza shit. While it's been the same game for how many years now, it's the best one yet. Literally, my only gripe is that I can't just go into a playlist, select a race and start it from the menu. You have to fast travel.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I finished Adventures of Elliot tonight. It was pretty decent. I'll try any Zelda like game. What I liked was the combat and honestly the ability to dash everywhere. That was neat. I didn't care for the repetitive worlds and honestly the puzzles. The Switch 2 version is also not pretty. 7/10.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wholly agree. My PS5 only exists to play some exclusives, which I buy on a physical disc. I honestly hate this idea. Hate it. The only thing that was keeping me with a console vs a PC was the physical discs. That's it. I love my Switch and hopefully Nintendo keeps the physical game thing going.
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There Is No Reason To Buy Another PlayStation Or Xbox
Increasingly poor decisions are making it impossible to want or get a next-gen console.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm sorry, but why?
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If a game has a shitty jump animation, I'm just not going to play it.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's honestly time to get back to acting like a human. I don't know what that means but we'll figure it out.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The "Hyperinflation is going to change everything." guy said what?
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
72 seasons is a cool album in chunks. Like most “modern” Metallica tracks, these songs always have cool parts but the songs as a whole are not cohesive.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I have a really cool idea for a new game. It's going to be great and never come out but I'm going to make some great art of the game.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
State of the union. It stinks.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A while back I decided to delete my twitter account. I tried checking out the site again and that was a mistake. Immediately, AI doom and engagement baiting to the max. Not that I don't believe in some of that stuff but damn, I hate the place.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is why they want Greenland btw
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Tech Billionaires Want Us Dead
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Rogue is easily the best character I've played on Marvel Rivals. She fits my playstyle perfectly. She's the first character I've actually had a ton of fun with.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
A cartoon-style comedy video set in a colorful GameStop. A goofy customer walks up holding a large shiny toaster like it’s a next-gen console, trying to trade it in. The GameStop cashier squints, eyebrows furrowed, clearly irritated. His cheeks puff slightly as he tries to hold in a fart,
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Overton window of stupidity is sliding more and more everyday.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Expedition 33 was my game of the year. I loved it. Hades 2 was good but I honestly got bored. Sorry. Silksong was just not my favorite. I dont have time for get gud games any more. I'm really enjoying KC2 but I wont finish it this year.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
2026 is going to be the year
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I've got a robot upstairs doing things you've never dreamed of
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE AND I JUST LOOK SILLY. Do you have a loved one that's suffering from POLYCYSTICOREWELLIANSYNDROME?
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The Chair Company. Yup.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Final post about BO7. It is actually a bit fun.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
BO7 Multiplayer is honestly dog water. It's fun and then it's not. I like my mindless shooting games but this shit is just mindless dying. I'm not bad at the game but I don't want to play this kind of sweat fest.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Still deciding if I like BO7. I'm on the edge here. BF6 is pretty great but my subscription ended, so I'm sort of stuck for a month. I'm not paying for Gamepass and EA Pro.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is exactly like Biden. Why is it so hard to elect people who can speak words better than my 4 year old?
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Get a load of Trump’s one-armed clapping. Forget about drinking water normally, can this guy do ANYTHING normally?
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I don't know if I've mentioned this yet, but Negative Spaces by Poppy is an awesome album.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
So this is a cool chart
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Do I scream into the void here on Bluesky, post something on Facebook for my 40 family members to see or just keep this thought to myself?
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Silksong post. I didn't enjoy the game. I think that it's one of the best looking games I've ever played. I just don't enjoy grinding and time wasting mechanics any longer. Like, if you're going to take my time, reward me with something useful.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Fuck, that Brent Hinds news hit me kind of hard. Mastodon has been my staple band for a long time. Rest easy bro.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Two animated characters discuss a vague statement regarding the Epstein files, while a fat orange pedo figure stands in the background pm a rooftop.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo is sort of like a perfect GBA game. In terms of scope and overall presentation. It's really a near perfect example of a game that knows what made Zelda games special. It has it's own unique flavor but it's great. Loved it.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Fourth-rate is a common term but groceries is old fashioned.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Death Stranding was pretty cool. Give me a few months and I'll get around to 2.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
What if the protagonist in Stacy's Mom is not a teenager. He could easily be 28.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
With THPS 3+4 coming out soon, it's always a good time to watch normal streamers play these games. There's a very clear divide between people who've played these games a TON and the normal casuals. The game has an oddly high skill ceiling and I don't think that aspect appeals to 99% of the players.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This is BY FAR the worst response imaginable. ChatGPT could’ve written a better response.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
My testosterone must be a little off, because I notice less of myself walking around like Stone Cold Steve Austin coming down the ramp than I used to. However, I can still throw people, so that's a plus.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Super cool.
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Silver Dollar City is getting a 1/5 star rating. WAY TOO HOT. I knew it was going to be hot, but damn girl. Also, hills? Really?
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Ionic @ionicnoodle.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Had a great day today until I discovered that one little thing that looks just a little off. Now I'm dying and no one can convince me otherwise.
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