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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh no,,,
three mutually overlapping rectangles that demonstrate the impossibility of performing distance sorting-based visible surface determination from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Painters_problem.svg
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
looks like you're asking too many questions
why do they call them that

(i) Blocked
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
lmao look at how they swim (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsesh...)
illustration of a horseshoe crab swimming. it is uh not what you would expect. ok imagine a horseshoe crab (tan shell, it's got a long scary pointy tail that isn't actually scary, it has five pairs of legs with tiny pinchers on the end, and its main body is split into a rounded front carapace with a second segment in back). ok on the ground they sort of roomba about, legs downwise, normal creature behavior. now take that and rotate it 150 degrees clockwise about the z axis (it starts facing left). its little legs are now skyways, for some reason? and it's on that 30 degree angle still? ridiculous
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
top artists are working on it. can they crack the code
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
here are some I saw the other day
some granite Objects that look like they're from a raytracer csg demo. on a wood table are four uh slightly deflated diamonds, like two square pyramids stacked back to back, where the vertices are points holding up fabric that's sucked a little inward. closer is a lighter granite toroid with no hole, like a squished sphere
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
discovered this creature on a freezable leg sleeve
white outline symbolic representation of a polar bear that has a little snout at the front but is otherwise a square that is curling up at the back. the word "The" is visible to the right in large sans serif lettering. this is all on a black leg sleeve pictured on a white countertop.
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@qagggy.bsky.social these little guys look like dinosaurs holding up score cards
pike place market (corner of stewart and pike). three green portable bollards are on the brick street. they sort of have snouts and tails and little claws feet. the one in the foreground looks like it's holding up an orange and white striped sign, and it even has a day-glo yellow traffic cone tail spike.
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
imgui has apparently broken rendering from a separate thread in vulkan: github.com/ocornut/imgu...
imgui demo window with a bunch of glyphs missing
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
babby's first (well in like 8 years) soldering job (built davidjusto.com/articles/m2p...)
arduino on a wood desk to a tiny display and a far-off light sensor with wires of various colors. the display is on despite the author's shit soldering job (not pictured is the slightly singed keyswitch)
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“Today, we're launching shi t. We're starting by cleaning your apartment in New York City, for free.
Here's how it works. Book a shi t cleaning. A vetted shi t operator comes to your home wearing one of our devices. They clean. They leave. You pay nothing.
In exchange, we record the cleaning. Robotics is being built on data about how people do daily tasks, and the value of that recording is what funds the service. Anything personal in it is anonymized before the recording is processed.”
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
mario tortilla's very round head. he appears to be looking in two different directions
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
mavis beacon teaches typing (static semantics for a simple programming language are on the whiteboard)
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
some dipshit rendered in pointillism
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I mean come on
trubbrufse, a lamp I guess
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
free aol 3.5" floppy from 1996 labelled "Obediah's Indiscretions" on a wood table
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
my train is delayed and or cancelled but I found this lil dude on the tourist kiosk
an icon of a lion statue next to the new york public library
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
real languages should have good diagnostics here is the deeply unserious way I am treating this very important problem
code that throws up its hands if constraint solving fails and just says no, or a slightly longer no
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
prior art
a tiger sitting in the grass pictured from behind. its black ears are tilted away from its head. white spots on the tips of its ears look kind of like eyes. this is a tiger and not a lunchbox but I guess seagulls and especially pelicans are pretty dumb and might have tried anyhow. those dots got there for reason
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
a label maker labeled label maker with a label maker-made label
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
contemptible garbage. may everyone involved step on lego
@ attie dot ai posts some introductory slop. block it
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
snart helg
nj transit rules sign with bits removed so it says "we ate your rat"
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
teenage mutant ninja turtles logo cubemap texel solid angle from http://glench.com/tmnt/#cubemap_texel_solid_angle
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
microsoft office mobile logo. orange background and the text is in one of microsoft's hundreds of helvetica knockoff fonts. the logo itself is a fucked up O: imagine a computer tower sized rectangle of pure opaque white stood up rotated 60 degrees about the Y axis, overlaid with another orange rectangle that doesn't quite match the projection of the outer white computer box. at the bottom of the rectangle is something that's supposed to be a shadow I guess but really looks like someone accidentally a triangle or maybe got the normals reversed. all in all it's a dog's breakfast of a logo, and god I just noticed the kerning around the 'o' in mobile
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
lots goin on in the second half of scarlet hollow chapter 5 but the real terrifying bit is in the release notes
steam ui: small update / patch notes posted fri, february 20
feb 20 hotfix... 5?
fixed a rare teleporting tabitha issue
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
looks fine to me
the black car from the first picture, unblurred, in its element, glowing, moisturized

the sickos guy is there too
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
hey pete what's this
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
no! fuck you! the only reason I am still using this rickety piece of shit operating system is for this specific development tool and ngl if you fuck *that* up I will finally be free
visual studio copilot nag dialog
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
texte alternatif: will.je.suis, chanteur et rapper, apparaît dans une émission diffusée sur la chaîne de télévision vingt moins trois
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
DON'T YOU GET IT, BART?

DERIVATIVE D-Y EQUALS 3R SQUARED D-R OVER THREE

OR "R" SQUARED D-R OR R-D-R-R.
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
gundam jerid just before getting kamilled
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
the windows 95/98 blue screen, but put through a zohran for new york city text generator
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
shape of the whimbrel
"Larger than a Willet, smaller than a Long-billed Curlew."

diagram with silhouettes of four birds: tiny (a finch?), small (a robin?), crow-sized (a crow), a goose; underneath are grey circles forming a size spectrum, and the circle under the crow is larger and green. a caption centered at the bottom reads "crow-sized".
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
they were so concerned with whether they could that they never asked if they should
A business at night called "Goose Development" with a silhouette goose logo.
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
the queen's finger, namesake of the well known dessert
A radio tower in Queen Anne
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
ah yes,,, the "cn tower"
The space needle above green trees in the late afternoon on a clear day
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
recoil in horror at the ti-99/4a: oldcomputers.net/ti994a.html
A ti-99/4a fully expanded; it's a 1980s style keyboard/computer unit, but the real trick is how it's expanded: various modules, most of them the size of a textbook and plain silver on top with black surrounds, are daisy-chained together by placing them adjacent to one another on the desk (implied but not shown are the bus connectors toward the backs of the units). There's a smaller EBTPOS-sized module (that's the speech synthesizer I think); one of the silver books has an acoustic coupler on top; another has a thermal printer; and at the end of the chain are two floppy drives stacked vertically. All in all the fully expanded computer looks like it is at least 1.5m long if not longer.
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A sign of good taste (forgot alt text the first time)
The movie poster for HAUSU
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
le film
a faded still projection of the poster for BOYS GO TO JUPITER
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
the decorations are appropriate
inside the theater there are hexagonal dracula style casket shaped sound baffles on the wall.  the wall is dappled with light reflected off a disco ball. there are a few church basement style chairs set up in ranks and rows of black and white and red posters on the adjacent wall. a small balcony is above the posters with a scrunched up curtain
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
this is a Theatre
finney and son masoleum, a squat sandstone looking building on a hot sunny day in Philadelphia. there's a bright mural of a smiling person painted on one of the doors and a church with high pointed copper towers in the background that have oxidized to a pale green
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
the actual check is completely uninteresting
Var* ind = NewVar(ctx.int_sort());
Node* cond = NewNode(std::nullopt);
Node* done = NewNode(std::nullopt);
Node* incr = NewNode(std::nullopt);
node->OutCondAssign(cond, std::nullopt, z3::mk_and(range_ok),
                    {{ind, ctx.int_val(0)}});
cond->OutCondAssign(done, incr, ind->in == len, {});
incr->OutCondAssign(cond, assumed ? std::nullopt : std::make_optional(exit),
                    GetHeap()->GetIsInit(base + ofs + 1 + ind->in),
                    {{ind, ind->in + 1}});
return done;
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
this can never be you now
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
extremely not a trap looking ass MessageBoxA
MessageBoxA(NULL, "Just a URL bro", "New Winamp Available", MB_YESNO);
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
sent an empty ethernet frame (from qemu) it's blank but there's exactly 42 bytes of blank
pcap dump of 42 zeroes
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
ha ha fuck you mozilla
mozilla's new fourass "open ai chatbot" button in a new side toolbar that just appeared in firefox
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
hoping to get dma and interrupts going this weekend (in qemu first, not in the least because every time I run on the actual machine I still have to swap a usb key around)
phy 0x0000000001410cb0 rev 0x0000000000000001
Waiting for autonegotiation
Waiting for link
OK
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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jungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
took the day off to do some errands so I had some time this afternoon. wanted to do something different so I wrote some docs, and also the compiler has a mascot now
somewhat representational sketch of a dubious possum giving a thumbs up
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