Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 23/02/2026"...Where did my daughter run off to this time, anyway? She better not be dating another complete loser." 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 23/02/2026//Mildly tempted to finally make Banyan's daughter... 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 23/02/2026"...Why do I keep attracting people around my daughter's age-" She's just now realizing that...? 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Her red flags are big, but- #SeductiveSunday 020
Reposted by Professor Lavender BanyanWatts @wattsupbuds.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI. 11413
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 16/01/2026BadJokesLucia Since I showed them off here last time- The collection grows. (And glows.) My blacklight isn't big enough to show them all well now. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"Oh my, so you're a little pervert~ And here I thought you were staring so much purely out of jealousy~" 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026...Banyan looks so smug... "Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though." Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Oh, now she's doing a proper #SeductiveSunday... Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold?? 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"...Also, where did my daughter run off to? She better not be sneaking around to see some secret boyfriend." ...Staying away from the chaos for a while seems to have created some mental shift in Banyan-. She's in mom mode... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"Hey have y- Stop screaming-" Oh, a surprise appearance from an evil woman. ...Did she really have to wake somebody up like this? ...And where are her clothes? "Have you seen a suspicious rock lately? It slipped out of my hand near a wormhole." ...Is this a convoluted Seductive Sunday...? 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"You seem to have a problem with retaining information that isn't convenient to you." Banyan's just leaving before this argument kills her with a migraine. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"...Do you have any intention of making yourself useful for once, or do you intend to rant about your nonsensical little theories until somebody else does the work for you? You have received my answer. Move onto your next plan before I render you unable to even make more." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"My daughter would recognize that I am being rational and not sticking my neck out for something that will not pay off. If she already wants me dead, then I'm doomed either way. Fighting won't change that. But if I escape now, I at least have the chance of not being on her list." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"I will not do anything to risk my life for you. Figure it out for yourself or give up. If I help you in any way, that would be taking your side." Banyan's getting really fed up with Amelia here. "Do you still need your hand held through everything?" 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"I will not help you. Get there yourself. If you can't do even that for yourself, you won't survive going through that door." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"...I love Miss Freya. But my daughter is the only person I would sacrifice my life for." She's pulling out a Pokeball... She will attack Amelia if that's what this comes to. "Do what you must. But I will not help you." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"...What about it? I don't have it, nor do I know where to find it." Banyan's just... Glaring at Amelia... "There is nothing I can do for you that would not be suicide. Be grateful I am not attacking you outright to earn Miss Celia's good graces. ...I will miss Miss Freya, but there is nothing I- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"If that happens, then there was no point to fighting in the first place. My only option is to renounce the Kingchesters to save my own skin, and hope she doesn't decide to destroy all of reality." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025my life away over. My fate will be sealed if I help the Kingchesters, and my goals are more valuable to me than an acquaintance's family matters." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"...Are you trying to get Arceus killed now?" Huff... "Perhaps your family would be an unstoppable force if they could unite, Miss Amelia. And yet... Miss Celia has become something which could stop even that. This is no longer about your family drama. This is about a threat that I will not throw- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025"Yes, I am. Miss Celia just reached a state that creates a dead end for me if I stay here. I would have left sooner if she hadn't bent time and space in a way which circumvented my forewarnings... Even my teams do not stand a chance against what that girl has become." 110
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Just... Checking her purse... Counting her money... "...Okay, good. I can afford a nice meal before I have to escape this reality to avoid Miss Celia." ...HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION THAT EVEN BANYAN ISN'T CONSIDERING FIGHTING BACK?! 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"...These are things he can't cover up. This damage is something he isn't prepared to counter, unlike everything else thrown at him so far..." Banyan has to assume that the Kanto branch is still feeling some effects from the Galar branch going down, and it's about to get worse. 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"...One branch destroyed, one branch cut off from supplies. Am I missing anything else?" Kingchester Corps is going to suffer after this. They've already taken the loss of one region, and this makes a second. Banyan's not sure what else was done while she was preoccupied... 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"I truthfully doubt that there were any survivors, except for those who got out long before this happened... Though your family is quite stubborn. If anybody survived, it would be a Kingchester." Still, this level of damage is far beyond what she expected from a Kingchester... 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 28/08/2025covered in glittering, rainbow colored flames... "Ho-oh, please, take to the skies and search for any survivors of this disaster." It's certainly no standard Ho-oh, but... Regardless, it's taking flight and watching the ground... 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"It is difficult to imagine anybody surviving this..." And it would likely be a very painful way to go... "...We'll need an eye in the sky to cover this much ground." She seems a bit reluctant, but she's pulling out a Pokeball. There's a little toss, and out comes... A big bird, with wings- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 27/08/2025"Truth told, I've barely seen anything that was once a living creature. Whatever happened here, the people seem to have been caught up in it." She's seen some blood spots, but that's basically it so far. Shouldn't be too surprising, all things considered... 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 27/08/2025"Curious..." Banyan's examining the remnants of what used to be that robotics factory. "The concrete foundation was reshaped without breaking it, as if it changed state temporarily... And the rubble has been melded together from so many different materials that it appears to not be of this world." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 21/08/2025"...I just hope Miss Celia isn't her accomplice, or we will be in a world of trouble..." Banyan's fairly certain she'd win that battle, but it would come at a cost... 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 21/08/2025"...I guess we probably should before she gets herself captured." What a pain... "I was hoping to figure out how Miss Celia allowed Miss Reina to run loose again first, but I suppose that's off the table now..." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Biiiiig yawn. "Probably." ...She really needs some coffee. "It does sound like she has a habit of making things worse than they need to be." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 21/08/2025"...Castliron is going to be so oversized by the end of this." It's going to 'eat' every robot they come across... "I wasn't paying attention to the news. I just woke up because of the noise you were making." She's still half asleep... Did she stay up all night talking to her daughter again? 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 21/08/2025"...Start with that one, Castliron." And the results is... Iron filings assaulting a robot until all that's left are the plastic and rubber components. ...It's like those timelapse videos of ants eating a lizard, but the video compression makes it all just look like a blur until the end... 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 21/08/2025"...Clankers." She hates this. Left her just call out her Not-Palossand... "Castliron, erode them and make use of the metal for yourself." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025She is in her forties... But 'decades' still makes her sound even older than that! 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025...Technically correct, but phrasing it as 'decades' makes her sound super old- 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Blood related. It was a loooooong time ago before she had everything figured out. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025She's spent the last ten hours on the phone with her daughter... They're not showing any signs of slowing down, either... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025this document have been destroyed in the first place...? 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025left on unnecessarily in the heat of the moment.) {End Record} ... "...Dit Ditto Dit to." (Special translation: What a weird puzzle.) Poor Ditto. That's a paper shredder, not a puzzle maker... This was a document meant to be destroyed... Well, at least it never left Banyan's lab... But why would- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025To be accepted. To not cause harm."] {00:37} (pause) ["One more round. We can start the procedure in the morning."] {00:37} "Ah wait, I can't catch my breath as fast as y" (clatter) {00:37-??:??} (note: Records stricken from this point forward due to a lack of relevance. Recording devices were- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025of making a wrong move. Social mistakes. Hurting somebody's feelings. Breaking hearts over their one-sided crushes. Making people mad for living my life. (Pause) Getting hurt myself in the course of trying to do the right thing or preparing myself for growing trouble. I want my actions to be right.- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025person might think some day."] {00:35}: (notable silence broken by muffled unidentified vocalizations) "Is your reason for volunteering for this project a desire to break away from expectations that you behave as a pure idol?" {00:36}: (notable silence) ["I want to break away from being capable- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025needed to shamelessly break loose without caring what anybody might think one last time while I'm in this world. Even if you delete the recording of it, knowing that it was recorded at all (pause) There's something indescribable about how happy I am to let go of worrying about what some random - 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025have to remove that from the records. (Pause) I didn't realize you would take that New Year tradition so seriously. I'm sorry for not waiting until morning to record this." {00:34}: (giggle) ["It was more fun this way. I used to be an idol, and now I'm about to leave my body behind. (Pause) I- 100
