Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 23/02/2026"...Where did my daughter run off to this time, anyway? She better not be dating another complete loser." 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 23/02/2026//Mildly tempted to finally make Banyan's daughter... 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 23/02/2026"...Why do I keep attracting people around my daughter's age-" She's just now realizing that...? 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Her red flags are big, but- #SeductiveSunday 020
Reposted by Professor Lavender BanyanWatts @wattsupbuds.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI. 11413
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 16/01/2026BadJokesLucia Since I showed them off here last time- The collection grows. (And glows.) My blacklight isn't big enough to show them all well now. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"Oh my, so you're a little pervert~ And here I thought you were staring so much purely out of jealousy~" 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026...Banyan looks so smug... "Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though." Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Oh, now she's doing a proper #SeductiveSunday... Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold?? 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"...Also, where did my daughter run off to? She better not be sneaking around to see some secret boyfriend." ...Staying away from the chaos for a while seems to have created some mental shift in Banyan-. She's in mom mode... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"Hey have y- Stop screaming-" Oh, a surprise appearance from an evil woman. ...Did she really have to wake somebody up like this? ...And where are her clothes? "Have you seen a suspicious rock lately? It slipped out of my hand near a wormhole." ...Is this a convoluted Seductive Sunday...? 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Just... Checking her purse... Counting her money... "...Okay, good. I can afford a nice meal before I have to escape this reality to avoid Miss Celia." ...HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION THAT EVEN BANYAN ISN'T CONSIDERING FIGHTING BACK?! 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 27/08/2025"Curious..." Banyan's examining the remnants of what used to be that robotics factory. "The concrete foundation was reshaped without breaking it, as if it changed state temporarily... And the rubble has been melded together from so many different materials that it appears to not be of this world." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 21/08/2025"...Clankers." She hates this. Left her just call out her Not-Palossand... "Castliron, erode them and make use of the metal for yourself." 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025She is in her forties... But 'decades' still makes her sound even older than that! 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025...Technically correct, but phrasing it as 'decades' makes her sound super old- 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Blood related. It was a loooooong time ago before she had everything figured out. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 20/08/2025She's spent the last ten hours on the phone with her daughter... They're not showing any signs of slowing down, either... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/08/2025{Lost Record: December 31st 2024} {23:51}: "...Testing. Testing. ...Excellent, The device is recording and transcribing as expected." {23:52}: "(clearing throat) Lavender Banyan, recording for New World Rebirth instance number one-three-zero. If the patient would please introduce herself.- 133
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 14/08/2025"What's up, chat?" ...Is that Banyan's voice on a PokeTube stream? The same Banyan who openly dislikes machines and even picked up the term 'Clanker' recently? ...How does she have over two million subscribers?! She doesn't even use a face cam! ...Oh. Right. She's old. She's probably just been- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Not a single wholesome thought in her head at the moment. 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 11/08/2025BadJokesLucia I must show off again. Hell yeah, Uranium glass. 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 11/08/2025A rather tame #SeductiveSunday. Just a lovely fashion show alongside a certain secret somebody. 020
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Click... Clack... A certain somebody is finally back out of her lab. 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"We'll see if you get the chance to go after them before I do." ...She's not making any promises. "Why does any trainer catch an interesting Pokemon?" ...And answering a question with another question... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"Unfortunately my vacation was cut short that time, and I haven't had the chance to go back for the others." ...Banyan's the one who caught Tapu Fini?! ...What the hell is going on with her if that's a Pokemon she hasn't shown in battle yet? Between that and calling Aleister's Regigigas small... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"Those nurses are lucky Miss Celia didn't kill them for doing that in the first place." She's going to have to find a way to domesticate Celia before anybody can recruit her, whether it's Banyan or somebody else. "...I will offer a tip just in case. Tapu Fini has already been captured." ...Huh? 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"Do not-" ...Uh. Why is Banyan so jumpy about that? "Ahem. Miss Celia would kill you if you even brought that up right now." 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 22/07/2025BadJokesLucia Showing off again because DAMN these took their sweet time compared to those other lilies I showed a while back. ...I need to mow again. And clean up more of the garden. But that'd be hell I'm walking into. 130
Reposted by Professor Lavender BanyanPiña Colada @umapineapple.bsky.social · 20/07/2025"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared." An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia NSFW topics possible. 11110
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 19/07/2025"...I think you need to worry more about yourself than Miss Celia. In the right hands, ambition is a tool toward salvation. ...I believe Miss Celia's success would be this world's second best option. My own goals would be the best, though if I fail, I would not mind supporting her instead." 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 19/07/2025"She's more ambitious than I realized, that's all. I'm curious to see how far she can go." Blink. "...Did the doctor try to make armor out of bandages? I'm surprised that weight hasn't popped your shoulder out of place." ...Blink blink. "...Ah. Wasn't it your leg that broke? What happened now?" 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 19/07/2025"...Miss Celia is quite interesting." She's mumbling to herself... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"The narrator is frustrated with uncooperative machines. Relatable. As Miss Freya would say, 'Misbehaving clankers'." Stop poking holes in the fourth wall- But yeah. That furnace earned the title of clanker. 020
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 16/07/2025"...You are joking, right?" Oh. Banyan looks genuinely confused. "If you were pragmatic, you would be considering more practical and realistic options than trying to brute force this. Weapons, traps, tricks. That would be more pragmatic than continuing to put everything on your Pokemon." 020
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 16/07/2025"I suspect that little Regigigas will remain a part of his team, at least. What I saw in that cavern leads me to question your assessment, however. His team appeared largely the same as what he threw at Miss Stella." ...She's still calling it small... "He may have many options, but he appears to- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 16/07/2025"..." The smile's gone. ...A blank expression on Banyan might actually be more unsettling than somebody raging... "You're incredibly annoying, Miss Reina." ...The smile's back, just like that? "You aren't weak. The problem is that your situation calls for something more than just 'strong'."- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 16/07/2025"Aha. My, I wonder who is to blame for that incident." ...Banyan's smiling. It certainly looks genuine and friendly, but... That was a very pointed comment. Banyan could twist the knife while keeping whatever expression she wants... A smile is her poker face. ...But she's moving on quickly. "I- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"Yes, your family is very loud and annoying. Quite hard to miss. Miss Freya is my favorite without question, though Miss Celia's genius does fascinate me." Ah, she let her real feelings slip out there for a second. She's usually not that honest when something annoys her. "...And Miss Stella is an- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"...You know a great number of people, Miss Reina. It really shouldn't feel like a small world when you've probably explored a third of this planet by now. Knowing people who know other people is an inevitability after traveling as much as you have." 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"...Happy for us?" She's ignoring the rest and just focusing on that part. A clever distraction, or... Or is this woman genuinely unaware of the misunderstandings she causes? "I'm not sure what you mean there, but... Yes, Miss Stella is better than ever." 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"Miss Stella and I have had quite a close relationship, yes. She's doing very well. ...Maybe you'll see her again some day." ...It might be for the best that she doesn't, but Reina doesn't need to know that. Not yet, anyway. Also, 'close relationship' might cause another misunderstanding... 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"Yes, I believe I remember that your Alakazam once blocked off part of your memory, yes?" ...How the hell does Banyan know th- "Ah, pardon me. Miss Stella was grumbling about that particular story in the past. She was quite irritated. I just connected the dots that she was speaking about you." 000
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Banyan's silent for a few moments. She needs to figure out just the right way to explain this. "...Arguably both. I have a very special Pokemon which can facilitate this mental link with the aid of a technological medium. It will be easier to explain the specific process when we are preparing and- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Banyan would probably be the best girlfriend ever. Or utterly terrifying. Or surprisingly normal. Or- Well. Guess we'll never actually know until she gets a ship. 010
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"Lovely~" The Kingchester family drama can wait. Banyan is more concerned with ridding the world of that corruption. "Having a second Pokemon facing this corruption allows us a secondary sample in our research. With your permission, I would like to sedate and collect a blood sample from both- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"Miss Freya says this was your catch. Rightfully, this Typhlosion is now yours. ...Miss Freya is an Ice specialist, anyway." ...Yet Banyan isn't handing the ball over. "Miss Freya's phone was broken when she and I traveled through that same doorway you had been through. She's currently in the- 100
Professor Lavender Banyan @invitingevolution.bsky.social · 15/07/2025"Ha- Ahem." She's gotta shake her head. "No, Miss Reina. My visit isn't because of whatever sin you believe yourself to have committed. Nor am I interested in addressing your family's complaints at the moment. Though you certainly have done something wrong for this visit to have occurred in a- 100
