Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Hey! Careful pointing at another spider! That bit has been done to death. I actually think it might be banned.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Sometimes I wonder how a complete nerd like me can have so many girlfriends. But then I remember all my relationships failed miserably so I guess it balances out” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I think you need to change your glasses. Or your mirror.” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lucky you. Most folks aren’t that lucky. Then again, most folks aren’t…shark girls. 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thank you. Thank you. Gotta keep practicing my quips. But that aside, Shark Tale…you doing okay? 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026…you gonna put that under your pillow for the shark fairy? 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“You say that. But you ever get the scarf caught on something? Or a villain grabs it and goes ‘Looks like I caught a spider!’ and then they choke you? …I definitely got experience with that” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I feel like I swung by on a very private conversation. I should leave” 100
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Omni-Man hates me. But I think it’s because I dissed the moustache 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s a miracle that people match with me. I think people just secretly really like Spiders. Or hate them. There is no in between 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Well, we got to give comfort when we come to rescue you and when we leave you in a safe place. You know. If you’re watching us leave.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026According to the clickbait articles, I was caught eating a Chicago deep dish pizza in New York. I swear. It wasn’t what it looked like 001
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026// I have a few ideas in mind, but I’m not on Vincent much. Also I found out recently that Josh Keaton is Peruvian on his mothers side. A fact that makes me happy. Although dude has the flag on his UN in social media. Should have picked up on that ages ago but im a little dumb 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026// I have been tempted to have the face claim of Agent Spider to be the original face model of Insomniac Spider-Man. To continue the trend of “Almost Kind Of Sort Of Spider-Man” but I realize that with Agent Spider, literally anyone could be behind the mask. 210
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026he followed her, trying to walk as casually as possible to hide his ‘excitement’. But clearly failing. He whistles a tune, looking left to right, before entering the bathroom and webbing up an Out Of Order sign to the door 001
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026// still haunted by the Bugles ad and really happy that according to the YouTube comment section, I’m not the only one who remembered it having a Xenomorph. I’d say it’s a Mandela Effect thing, but nah. We all just misremembered it 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have just been informed, Xenomorphs have not appeared in an ad for Bugles. But I could have sworn they did. Must be a multiverse thing 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That’s the thing about Xenomorphs. They can show up anywhere. Even in your ads for Bugles. 100
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Vincent could feel his face getting redder under his mask. He cleared his throat, looking from left to right “I mean, we could. It doesn’t even have to be a bathroom. Hypothetically, I mean. I mean, if we are talking about the same thing. Which if we are I’m down. In more ways than one” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Not currently. I had a few in the past but…the classic Valet misfortune… …uh, long story short? Not currently.” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Hey. At least I can actually do what a spider can. Can you fly?” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Did you know bats can create small likes of their own poop and regularly pee on themselves?” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“I’m not making any deals with Satan. Maybe that Darkblood guy though. He seems…chill. For a demon.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Probably leads to Spider Society hook ups. Not that I’ve personally witnessed it. Whenever those guys get together it’s usually business first. ……although come to think of it. There is always a really long line to the bathroom.” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Just call it being frisky. I’m pretty sure most of us have that one cat themed frenemy who… You know what? Nevermind. You guys probably get it.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“I…is spider mating season real? Is that why the Spider-Society bans gatherings on certain times of the year?” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Um…thanks? Deodorant, you know. Crime fighting can get a bit…um… …I…don’t think I have had a mating season thing. Unless you count that one time on top of the Brooklyn Bridge with my girlfriend. It was a heat of the moment thing… …wait, is this like that one lady with the pheremones?” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“And maybe money to FIX THE DAMN DOOR” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Don’t spit acid at her feet! Knowing how unlucky us spiders are with money, she could pay rent with photos of those.” 100
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“I think it can go either way? Granted, not much scenarios for the non spider to be upside down. Unless it’s something they requested…” he looks her up and down “On the other hand, strange things can happen.” 100
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“I mean, if you’re a spider and you’re not doing an upside down kiss, are you truly a spider?” 110
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Been trying to make a list of possible canon events. And redheads and cat girls are on there. …also an upside down kiss.” 111
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Did you say My Damn Web?” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“In all honesty, I feel like he was trying to make that his catchphrase. Although, he’s gonna need to work on that. Maybe dress up like a circus ringmaster. Then I think it would be a little less…well, forced.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Geez. Uh…I know he’s a criminal and all, but you should probably get him some medical attention. …wait is he the guy who keeps asking if the circus is in town?” 010
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“People still tie folks to railroad tracks?” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Currently? No one. I did date a secretary, a cheerleader, a reporter, a model… …but much like this conversation? Fully admit I fumbled…how about you?” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Turns out, I’m going to have an awkward conversation.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Turns out, that IS his mom. And he’s going to have a very…awkward conversation later.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Hey. Isn’t that the guy who makes the videos of people reacting to multi-coloured horses and also makes demolition derby videos?” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“I like living on the edge. Fighting crimes. Spinning webs.” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“…that was intentional, right? Mood swings? The pun?” 000
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“…I’m sorry. Pheremones?” 000