Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 13hNow, imagine the employee is in a factory environment- working 12-hour shifts 5, 6, or 7 days a week. Also, imagine that pretty much every other employee there has become the same way. Add insensitive management outlook: "Who gives a 💩? Here's more 💵!" Welcome to my 🤡 show. 110
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Recently, a parking spot at work had a sign added: "Reserved parking" for "Employee of the week." I wonder what metric(s) are being used to pick a winner. How many inches🍆 they can slurp before gagging? Bust size?🍉🍉 Number of supervisors they can pleasure simultaneously? 🙄 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"I woke up this morning And I got myself a beer The future's uncertain And the end is always near." 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 21/09/2026#PokemonTCGPocket These are the last 6 cards I need to complete Ruler of the Skies. Anybody out there have a spare/spares to share or trade? LMK! I've been sifting through PokeHub to no avail =( 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I sincerely 🤬ing HATE being on-call for over on a Sunday night. It takes an entire weekend & makes into 1 day off with the 2nd being nothing but angst regarding working over on a Sunday night. 🤬-fucking-damn it. 001
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#IfITalkedLikeAPirate I'd constantly ask, "Why is the rum gone?" 162
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A pair of lucky Wonder Picks in the last few days in #PokemonTCGPocket. 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Being in the presence of a dreamy face and allowing your boxer briefs to plunge is a GREAT way to start a weekend. #IncludePlungeBoxerDreamy 021
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Twitter #gaming cross-post. cc @sonyplaystation.bsky.social 020
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A gem of a Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket for my morning! 020
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Deja ARGH. Holiday weekend over. The suffering [work] begins anew. At least I pre-planned ½ day VAC. [We're scheduled to work Sat.] Queue the M*A*S*H theme. 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A lucky Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket this morning! 010
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026And, as if the path to Labor Day weekend wasn't Hellish enough, the temps + humidity are going to ensure feeling like I need Squirrel Nut Zippers on endless loop.. 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Today's shirt choice, given we've worked 6-day weeks since returning from July shutdown, save ONE weekend.. 010
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Managed a lucky Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket this morning. Creeping closer to finishing the base set for Ruler of the Skies.. But Team Rocket launches tomorrow.. -.- 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A lucky Wonder Pick for my morning venture into #PokemonTCGPocket! #ptcgpocket 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Recently got a couple of hits via Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket. 010
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Literal 2nd spawn was shiny Nickit. Caught enough other crap Nickit to evolve my shiny. Behold, shiny Thievul! #PokemonGoCommunityDay #PokemonGo 020
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Deja.. EH? Had volunteered for early today to dodge Sunday night over. Swapped with a co-worker for her "last on-call" for early today [as she covered some of my "over" slots. They did not need me in early. I'm taking the gift. Might be the only break I catch this week. 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Trying to enjoy my one day off this week, as we're tentatively scheduled to work 6 days upcoming.. again. 6 days 2 weeks ago. 6 days last week. 6 days this week. Possibly 6 days week after. Scheduled 6 days week after that. Me, internally: 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Deja.. HUH? Good: not going in early today Bad: Unsure if I can get early for Saturday Ugly: All 3 shifts are running Saturday; so, the only hope of getting out at a decent time is going in early. -.- 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We should never have had to suffer a 2nd term of an obvious Traitor-In-Chief. But, too many sexist idiots voted for a r*pist, sexist, racist piece of 💩 instead of a remotely competent female. 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Chili cheese coney island #DriveThruFoodInASongOrMovie 131
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 23/07/2026#IShakeThingsUpBy asking my favorite bartender to make me a drink or 12. 🥃🍸🍶🧉🍷🍹🍻 121
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 19/07/2026An unexpected catch in @PokemonGoApp this morning. It's rare enough to get decent stats on event Pokémon- but to hit a perfect stat roll is unheard of! 020
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/07/2026🔥☢️Hot Take☢️🔥 The lesson was: Bend over & keep your mouth shut until someone wants to put a 🍆 in it. 100
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/07/2026#DontTakeItPersonalBut be prepared to bend over and grab your ankles. 021
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 15/07/2026#WhatNeedsToBeCleanedUpNow has been painfully obvious for a while now. 040
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 14/07/2026A day I don't have to go in early.. Being able to ease into a morning is so rare that it's like divine intervention. I'll take every single one I can get. 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In more positive #PokemonTCGPocket news.. I recently completed trades that helped me finish the base set for Everyday Wonders. I also managed to Wonder Pick a full-art Wallace! 😀 010
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/07/2026#IKeepAnEyeOutFor the obituaries, bc I can't wait to see the end of this error. cc @reftm.bsky.social 193
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/07/2026PokeHub is 👍. I've made a few trades there & am getting used to the interface. #ptcgpocket But WTF is this 🐂💩 below? I'm SEEKING a Professor's Research [Deluxe Pack EX full art]; & everyone offering it is SEEKING THE SAME CARD IN EXCHANGE? It's like an entry level job asking 10 yrs experience -.- 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 07/07/2026#WhatsEasyWhatsDifficult Easy: Going on a rant Difficult: Staying silent 121
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 06/07/2026All good things must come to an end, right? (Why? Damn it..) Going back to work today after having been off 10 glorious days. The only saving grace is that I preplanned a ½ day VAC for today- so I work 4 hrs & leave at lunch. (No forced "over" first day after my time off!) 020
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026#ImNotAWorkaholicBut I am an alcoholic. [I admit my faults freely.] 000
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Sometimes the best method for #HowToArgueWithAnIdiot is to just sit patiently, pretend to listen and patently disregard their nonsense. Follow up with a sarcastic one-liner for maximum impact. 173
Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A very important note for #HowToArgueWithAnIdiot Is to never argue with multiple idiots at one time. It's easy to get overconfident when dealing with idiots & find yourself horribly outnumbered without an easy escape route. 184