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Hawkeye🥃🪶

@invictus75.bsky.social
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50♂️💍. #gaming since 1982, Atari 2600. Ex WoW player; moved to #FFXIV. Playing #MHWilds, #PokemonTCGPocket, #CenturyAgeOfAshes & more. If you can't take sarcasm & suggestive humor, GTFO. 🍊🍑🤡 can 🪦🔥 YouTube: tinyurl.com/YouTube-Invictus1975x

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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 11h
Don't be happy.. WORRY! Seems accurate to me.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 13h
Now, imagine the employee is in a factory environment- working 12-hour shifts 5, 6, or 7 days a week. Also, imagine that pretty much every other employee there has become the same way. Add insensitive management outlook: "Who gives a 💩? Here's more 💵!" Welcome to my 🤡 show.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Recently, a parking spot at work had a sign added: "Reserved parking" for "Employee of the week." I wonder what metric(s) are being used to pick a winner. How many inches🍆 they can slurp before gagging? Bust size?🍉🍉 Number of supervisors they can pleasure simultaneously? 🙄
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I woke up this morning And I got myself a beer The future's uncertain And the end is always near."
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#PokemonTCGPocket These are the last 6 cards I need to complete Ruler of the Skies. Anybody out there have a spare/spares to share or trade? LMK! I've been sifting through PokeHub to no avail =(
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I sincerely 🤬ing HATE being on-call for over on a Sunday night. It takes an entire weekend & makes into 1 day off with the 2nd being nothing but angst regarding working over on a Sunday night. 🤬-fucking-damn it.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#IfITalkedLikeAPirate I'd constantly ask, "Why is the rum gone?"
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A pair of lucky Wonder Picks in the last few days in #PokemonTCGPocket.
Full-art KecleonRainbow Team Rocket's Zapdos
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#BrandNameCelebs Captain Morgan and Tennille
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being in the presence of a dreamy face and allowing your boxer briefs to plunge is a GREAT way to start a weekend. #IncludePlungeBoxerDreamy
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Twitter #gaming cross-post. cc @sonyplaystation.bsky.social
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A gem of a Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket for my morning!
Noivern (1☆ card)
Pokemon TCG Pocket
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Deja ARGH. Holiday weekend over. The suffering [work] begins anew. At least I pre-planned ½ day VAC. [We're scheduled to work Sat.] Queue the M*A*S*H theme.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ah. I never knew.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A lucky Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket this morning!
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FREE TIL TUESDAY!
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And, as if the path to Labor Day weekend wasn't Hellish enough, the temps + humidity are going to ensure feeling like I need Squirrel Nut Zippers on endless loop..
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today's shirt choice, given we've worked 6-day weeks since returning from July shutdown, save ONE weekend..
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Managed a lucky Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket this morning. Creeping closer to finishing the base set for Ruler of the Skies.. But Team Rocket launches tomorrow.. -.-
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A lucky Wonder Pick for my morning venture into #PokemonTCGPocket! #ptcgpocket
Full-art Quilava from #PokemonTCGPocket
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Recently got a couple of hits via Wonder Pick in #PokemonTCGPocket.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Literal 2nd spawn was shiny Nickit. Caught enough other crap Nickit to evolve my shiny. Behold, shiny Thievul! #PokemonGoCommunityDay #PokemonGo
PokemonGo shiny Thievul
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#ImAlwaysAvoiding sobriety on weekends off.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#gaming related cross-post
May it absolutely fail.

#Gaming was FOUNDED on PHYSICAL MEDIA. Until the moment a digital download offers the same irrevocable ownership rights, transferability & legal protections as a physical media, digital is renting, can be revoked/removed any time.

https://www.change.org/p/don-t-kill-the-disc-tell-sony-to-keep-physical-playstation-games
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Deja.. EH? Had volunteered for early today to dodge Sunday night over. Swapped with a co-worker for her "last on-call" for early today [as she covered some of my "over" slots. They did not need me in early. I'm taking the gift. Might be the only break I catch this week.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trying to enjoy my one day off this week, as we're tentatively scheduled to work 6 days upcoming.. again. 6 days 2 weeks ago. 6 days last week. 6 days this week. Possibly 6 days week after. Scheduled 6 days week after that. Me, internally:
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this is who runs this account
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Deja.. HUH? Good: not going in early today Bad: Unsure if I can get early for Saturday Ugly: All 3 shifts are running Saturday; so, the only hope of getting out at a decent time is going in early. -.-
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We should never have had to suffer a 2nd term of an obvious Traitor-In-Chief. But, too many sexist idiots voted for a r*pist, sexist, racist piece of 💩 instead of a remotely competent female.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
#NBDcouldAlsoStandFor Nice Boobs, Dian.
Dian Parkinson

Former Price Is Right model
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Chili cheese coney island #DriveThruFoodInASongOrMovie
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#IShakeThingsUpBy asking my favorite bartender to make me a drink or 12. 🥃🍸🍶🧉🍷🍹🍻
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
An unexpected catch in @PokemonGoApp this morning. It's rare enough to get decent stats on event Pokémon- but to hit a perfect stat roll is unheard of!
Perfect IV event Pikachu in #PokemonGo
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🔥☢️Hot Take☢️🔥 The lesson was: Bend over & keep your mouth shut until someone wants to put a 🍆 in it.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#DontTakeItPersonalBut I'm OUT OF HERE.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#DontTakeItPersonalBut be prepared to bend over and grab your ankles.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
⌚️ 👀
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#WhatNeedsToBeCleanedUpNow has been painfully obvious for a while now.
[Image found on Internet]

"TIME" magazine cover showing the White House blended with the Kremlin bc we have a Traitor-In-Chief.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A day I don't have to go in early.. Being able to ease into a morning is so rare that it's like divine intervention. I'll take every single one I can get.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In more positive #PokemonTCGPocket news.. I recently completed trades that helped me finish the base set for Everyday Wonders. I also managed to Wonder Pick a full-art Wallace! 😀
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#IKeepAnEyeOutFor the obituaries, bc I can't wait to see the end of this error. cc @reftm.bsky.social
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
PokeHub is 👍. I've made a few trades there & am getting used to the interface. #ptcgpocket But WTF is this 🐂💩 below? I'm SEEKING a Professor's Research [Deluxe Pack EX full art]; & everyone offering it is SEEKING THE SAME CARD IN EXCHANGE? It's like an entry level job asking 10 yrs experience -.-
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#WhatsEasyWhatsDifficult Easy: Going on a rant Difficult: Staying silent
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
All good things must come to an end, right? (Why? Damn it..) Going back to work today after having been off 10 glorious days. The only saving grace is that I preplanned a ½ day VAC for today- so I work 4 hrs & leave at lunch. (No forced "over" first day after my time off!)
Works
SUCKS
(ugh)
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#ImNotAWorkaholicBut I am an alcoholic. [I admit my faults freely.]
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"Them thangs" are after-market bolt-ons.
Twitter tweet saying, "them thangs on pamela anderson" with various photos of her implant-laden bust.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
😉🍸
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sometimes the best method for #HowToArgueWithAnIdiot is to just sit patiently, pretend to listen and patently disregard their nonsense. Follow up with a sarcastic one-liner for maximum impact.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes. We are surrounded.
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Hawkeye🥃🪶 @invictus75.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A very important note for #HowToArgueWithAnIdiot Is to never argue with multiple idiots at one time. It's easy to get overconfident when dealing with idiots & find yourself horribly outnumbered without an easy escape route.
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