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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m weirdly feeling sorry for those poor little mascots because people are going to fucking HATE them
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He tried to warn us
Prophet Nathan Fielder wearing an airline pilot uniform
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s not going to come at all if she keeps starting and stopping like that
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My friends wouldn’t believe me when I told them the same, that I’d never heard it or even heard of it or the artist. And I’m not lying — I’m not at all shy or ashamed of enjoying some shitty pop music. But this song isn’t nearly as ubiquitous as people seem to think.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The premise in this story that she actually held any of these beliefs at any time is silly. She is a grifter trying to find new marks, and this sob story is part of that effort. She was doing MLM schemes a decade ago — grifting is what she does and will always do.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the worse assumption is that evil is necessarily competent. But yeah, asserting the competence must be good is also deeply stupid.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One example is the evil man incompetently arguing that evil is incapable of incompetence.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“If you’re evil, then you’re at least competent” A statement that disproves itself that quickly … is kind of impressive. This man’s immense fortune is built on a foundation of “if-then“ statements and then he’s saying stuff like this out loud.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He doesn’t have to know those things because he has a staff of paid HUMAN assistants around him at all times.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure there’s a lighting setup to prevent that for him
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Might be time for the serious people in the media and Congress to start asking why Trump is fortifying our nation’s capital, and what the plan is to get him out of there when he inevitably refuses to leave.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man paid $15 million a year to talk about football for a few hours a week says he has no non-football knowledge or opinions
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think most of them hate him, too.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To be fair, most people hate Michael Rapaport. No idea who he thinks his constituency will be.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s not how oil markets or pricing works at all
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember when Republicans were against handouts and ’free lunches’
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They want to pretend to be scientists, merely recording facts for posterity. But that’s obviously not what the NYT does — their choice of adjectives alone puts the lie to that cosplay, as do their editorial decisions on what to cover and the angles they take.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The editorial is banal fluff, too. “When you’re grieving, wait 15 minutes and you’ll feel better.” Why is that “insight” granted a coveted slot on the NYT Editorial page? The only plausible reason is to continue laundering Kirk’s memory and politics.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The premise that football is somehow uniquely important and beneficial for boys is absurd. And I say that as someone that played in college and still enjoys watching the sport.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She is excellent. Her video on going to a pub to watch the World Cup was my first exposure and I’ve watched it at least 10 times.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If it leads to the "end times," maybe that's not God's work you fucking idiot
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So many people don't seem to grasp this. SNAP isn't farmers and grocers donating food to poor people. SNAP creates way MORE customers for all those private for-profit businesses.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SNAP groceries also aren't "free" -- everybody along the supply chain is still getting paid. SNAP is as much of a welfare program for farmers and grocers as it is for poor people.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So Bessent is suggesting that the US is, in fact, threatening military action against Canada if they don't accede to our trade demands? Because that's the other side of the "two subs" snark.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sure, I'm the one being arrogant and ignorant in this exchange. I sincerely hope you're able to get the help you need. Good luck.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The US isn’t taking Venezuela’s crude so they can make fuel for their military vehicles for a war against China. That’s not how any of this works. Throw as many tantrums as you want, your conspiracy theory will still be stupid and nonsensical.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sigh, no it’s not.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the same flawed logic as Elon’s acquisition of Twitter. The goal was never profit or legitimate success. The destruction and replacement of a trusted brand IS the goal. Ratings are a bonus at best.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think most Americans know what potash is, much less how important the Canadian version is. But to your point, potash and energy are exempt from the current US tariffs on Canadian goods.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's a particularly dumb joke because "state" is a legitimate way to refer to a country. And nobody is looking to invade f'ing Canada except the MAGA government of the US. The premise that everybody wants to invade everybody else is the purest of MAGA projection.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Looks like he's from Youngstown. And you know what they say: You can take the billionaire NFL heir out of Youngstown ...
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think we can settle for leaders simply having a basic grasp on macroeconomics. Not understanding what a trade deficit is should be a disqualifier.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You’re doing this story again? How much is he paying for this coverage?
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm so sorry for your loss. You provided Moro a wonderful life.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Biden administration was at least trying to address this. Then, like with everything else, Trump decided to double down on the past.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The tech billionaires think cream naturally rises to the top. You know, like they did, every single one an Einstein-like genius that bootstrapped their way to ungodly wealth with no help or luck whatsoever
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
UNPOPULAR OPINION: IF SOLDIERS WERE INVULNERABLE THERE WOULD BE FEWER CASUALTIES
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These are the guys the new AG wants to grant total immunity for financial crimes, right?
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kilmeade also referred to the NBA's "bias-ness" and called Kanter and White's Juwanna Mann stunt "genius."
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Accountability, transparency and truth only matter when the administration is speaking to Mr. Lipton personally. The rest of us can go fuck ourselves.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What are some examples of those questions and answers? And what do you mean, “regardless of public facing commentary? You’re fine with them lying to and insulting the public so long as they let you in on some stuff in private?
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Black Americans knew
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Conservatives have always valued property over people.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m almost as offended by the grammar error as I am the racism.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
White is the guy that pushed for greater mental health awareness because he was too scared of flying to travel with his NBA teams. So seeing him take this turn is really something.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Worries?” Justice’s independence is dead and buried here in the US, and has been for some time now. Who is still pretending that Justice is anything but Trump’s personal legal department?
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Going from zero to one is not “doubling” [pushes glasses up nose with grunt, returns to not getting laid]
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And her critics are the people saying athletes shouldn't have opinions. "Keep your politics out of sports" has always been thinly veiled code for conservatives trying to silence everybody else.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is idiotic. Nobody is criticizing Rodgers and Cunningham for merely being athletes with opinions, they're criticized for having shitty opinions. Conflating that distinction is in such bad faith -- but very par for the course for hypocrite conservatives.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So he literally thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
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