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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He tried to warn us
Prophet Nathan Fielder wearing an airline pilot uniform
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh, they have their policy reasons. They just don't want to say them out loud outside of their special little club.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i.imgflip.com/ax1no4.jpg
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Suez Canal is the northern export route. Houthis are blocking the Bab al-Mandeb to the south.
Map of Middle Eastern maritime export routes
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Graphic showing how the Lincoln reflecting pool is much greener than America's tallest skyscrapers
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Donald Trump looks like Vigo the Carpathian
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That's Tom Jane, he's preparing for a role
Tom Jane preparing for a role as a homeless man in Arrested Development
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The mural Tragic Prelude, in which abolitionist giant John Brown stands between Union and Confederate forces while wielding a Bible in his left hand and a rifle in his right. There is a tornado and flames in the background. John Brown did nothing wrong and should be lionized in American history.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The scene from Dumb and Dumber where Lloyd bets Harry that he can get him gambling by the end of the day
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
You are correct, although not sure he had to reprogram anything
A racist confirming that Elon's racist AI is racist by having it create "Helens" of Troy with the faces of contemporary young white actresses
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Drunk mugshot of man that closely resembles Rep. Randy FineRep. Randy Fine shitting his pants on live television
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“Stop calling us Nazis!” says man strutting around dressed like this:
Greg Bovino dressed like a Nazi
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
”It’s simply horrific,” the senator said with a huge grin.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Homer Simpson imagining how delicious "one other thing" sounds
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Nine Inch Nails album The Downward Spiral
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Joe Kahn doing stretches on the floor while making serious newsman faces
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i.imgflip.com/acoy2s.jpg
Elon in a cardboard box telling Butters that Elon is a top 10 mind in history
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Dave Portnoy whining that Democrats’ opposition to Nazis forced him to become a Nazi
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Haha, and another from Douthat. These people get paid a lot of money to churn out the same old shit, year after year.
Douthat headline doing the very tired "Aktually this is bad for Democrats" thing after a progress victory
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The vaccines trying to get into the baby
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
“If you’re more annoyed by leftists than you are by white nationalists, crypto bros and actual honest-to-god nazis …”
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
A portly, curly-haired vice president warns viewers that they have vagrants
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
If the outcome of elections is predetermined via gerrymandering, they are effectively canceled. And Trump doesn’t have the authority to do most of what he and his administration have done. But they’re still doing it.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I can vouch for the size of the Houston protest. Street full of people marched by my vantage point for a full hour.
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Invalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
And another thing: My show is not the Hunger Games. Please don’t put in the newspaper that my show is the Hunger Games
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